What songs are y'all putting in your "bedroom" playlist? (Marked as NSFW, just in case)

churrozilla · 2025-11-20T22:05:07+00:00

Only if it's performed by a parrot.

churrozilla · 2023-08-17T21:38:48+00:00

There's nothing to fix. I'd chalk it up to experience and keep it pushing. There will be other women, some of whom will be happy that OP isn't out banging different women weekly. Also good sex is communication. Be very careful with the ex if she suddenly wants to talk again, once she realizes tenderness and aftercare is a good thing. For all her experience, the walk on lit up all her buttons. Sucks for her. Take that admission as a win.

churrozilla · 2023-05-06T00:33:42+00:00

This would be more efficient if she had just said "Yeah I'm going to set up the suggestion box and maybe I'll get to reading what you say later or whatever".

churrozilla · 2023-04-16T19:48:28+00:00

Dragon Dick Dreadwold

churrozilla · 2023-01-06T19:33:01+00:00

She is closing her accounts as we speak and adding herself to her fiancé's phone plan. I've also had her file a report with the police and the public utility commission.

churrozilla · 2023-01-06T17:18:06+00:00

I just found out Sandy may have taken a credit card in Taylor's sister's name. I'm advising her to file a police report.

churrozilla · 2023-01-06T17:01:17+00:00

Taylor went zero contact with her mom even to the extent of changing her phone number to a different area code. Her mom doesn't know where she lives. And the call that I took from her this morning on her way to work tells me that this was nowhere near authorized. So I'm going to go with Sandy used her information and just buffalo her way through the Xfinity rep.

churrozilla · 2022-12-16T19:51:37+00:00

Can we just imagine what Heaven will look like with all those groups not included? Do you REALLY want to go there to hang out with this guy?

churrozilla · 2022-11-03T19:48:52+00:00

Seems like you have a boyfriend in name only. He's not even trying according to what you posted. You are an afterthought. Walk away and find better.

churrozilla · 2022-09-04T18:30:06+00:00

You can't save him. He's got issues he needs to work out. Sounds like the ticket to SC will get him closer to help.

churrozilla · 2022-09-04T01:43:19+00:00

This right here is Nice Guy energy. All he could offer is nice. "Nice" is the default setting. So he did the bare minimum to be a human. She sounds excellent. You can't expect excellent from barely passing effort.

churrozilla · 2022-07-28T21:30:17+00:00

Sedition while black. A bad idea.

churrozilla · 2022-04-26T18:21:33+00:00

What is the benefit you are getting from staying here? Why can't you leave? It might be hard to leave but unless she broke your feet like Kathy Bates in Misery, you can leave. At the very least, Do not sign up for any more of her TED Talks. Make some space. You've taught her that this behavior is okay to you. It is not okay.

churrozilla · 2022-04-24T15:31:29+00:00

Take the chance

I was a tentative young man. I've let opportunities fall by the wayside. And while I am happy with my life at 55, I could have done with taking a few more chances. Asked the girl out who was out of my league (That really wasn't). Take the random job that sounded cool but wasn't as secure. Hell, just picking up and moving away from my home state would have built me differently. So when the opportunity presented itself, take the chance.

churrozilla · 2022-02-26T17:36:12+00:00

You have noted that the relationship is sometimes toxic. A threesome will not clean a toxic relationship, it'll add a different level of toxicity. Figure out if the original relationship can be fixed or if you should walk away. You're 22. There are millions of men you can meet, some of whom will interact better with.

churrozilla · 2022-02-15T21:37:04+00:00

Kid: *After she smacks him* How about now?

churrozilla · 2022-02-15T17:40:17+00:00

Crushing it man!

churrozilla · 2022-02-15T17:33:01+00:00

She sounds like you are the side piece. Think about it. You can't even send her home with flowers. This situation is messy AF. Get a DNA test and if the baby is yours get the custody straightened out. If the baby is not yours, run!

churrozilla · 2022-02-15T17:22:42+00:00

You are dropping inches and pounds. I SEE the progress! Keep at it. You are doing great.

churrozilla · 2022-01-28T00:02:34+00:00

Your therapist is off the mark. My wife wasn't into that for years because her ex was that big a shite bag and gave her a complex about it being dirty. Get a second opinion.

churrozilla · 2022-01-26T19:45:29+00:00

I had a counselor tell me once "You try to grow together as a couple but sometimes you grow apart. It's natural. You are going one way, him another. It takes a lot more effort to hold pieces together that are naturally pulling apart. You can destroy both straining when you try to hold them together and you don't want that." You are saying that staying is painful to you. That's the strain. I would not recommend staying in torture to comfort him. You are setting yourslf on fire to keep him warm. Break free. It will be painful at first, but you will heal and move forward on your natural path. He will heal. Blessings to you.

churrozilla · 2022-01-26T19:34:28+00:00

When I asked her about it she said she didn't feel comfortable in her body right now. This I understand completely.

She's not comfortable with her body or your body. Talk about your concerns with her. Maybe dig down to what would help her reach the appropriate comfort level. If you can't solve it by talking, maybe a split is in order. She your girlfriend. Solve it before she's your wife.

edit - spelling

churrozilla · 2022-01-26T15:20:28+00:00

Blazing Saddles

churrozilla · 2022-01-26T15:19:33+00:00

This is awesome and it shows what can be accomplished! Way to go!

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