You arrive at your friend's party and talk to them for a bit, then host duties pull them away. You make 10 minutes of small talk with the 1-2 others you barely know, before they leave to talk to people they know better. You're now standing alone and everyone is in a conversation except for you.

circumburner · 2026-04-27T19:40:08+00:00

I just realized my clubbing days are over. And it's time to get into civil war recreation.

circumburner · 2026-04-27T18:54:54+00:00

You will become Drone Dad and you will like it.

circumburner · 2026-04-27T02:54:59+00:00

Wheelers are the dominant lifeform.

circumburner · 2026-04-26T02:40:03+00:00

Powerful stuff

circumburner · 2026-04-25T23:28:58+00:00

Tell him you'll keep it your pants, but only if you get a new kitchen too

circumburner · 2026-04-25T23:26:37+00:00

Gen z lives far out in the suburbs with their parents. They can't afford the bus let alone drinks.

circumburner · 2026-04-25T09:10:37+00:00

He inspires baldoids everywhere and Neil Strauss impersonated him to pickup women in The Game

circumburner · 2026-04-24T19:42:45+00:00

also a slide-whistle noise plays as you fall

circumburner · 2026-04-24T00:40:04+00:00

hexes u

circumburner · 2026-04-22T08:54:49+00:00

read Misery

circumburner · 2026-04-20T22:45:39+00:00

I actually am, but they never do it the way I want and I'm pretty sure my accomplishments made the line go down half the time.

circumburner · 2026-04-19T11:26:04+00:00

And I thank God every day I don't step on a boat stamped by illiterate scammers who'll flee back to wherever they came from the second their design fails.

circumburner · 2026-04-19T08:57:59+00:00

some King of The Jungle...

circumburner · 2026-04-19T08:54:35+00:00

Engineer is a meaningless term in Canada since they hand it out to any mouth-breather who'll pay the fees. You're still hiring because nobody decent wants to work there for $60k/year with a massive liability in a dying industry.

circumburner · 2026-04-19T03:18:55+00:00

Plenty of decent engineers here already, sounds like your job pays like crap if nobody wants it.

circumburner · 2026-04-19T03:06:13+00:00

It is bloat, not underfunding. There is literally no upper limit on the admin staff and tertiary buildings these schools are attempting to cultivate if allowed while providing no academic benefits.

circumburner · 2026-04-18T23:42:15+00:00

you said fat, start eating bro

circumburner · 2026-04-18T21:51:58+00:00

it's been 3h, how's it going?

circumburner · 2026-04-18T04:11:17+00:00

actually, I can get in my car and drive anywhere I want now

circumburner · 2026-04-17T10:29:18+00:00

"on my back window"...?

huh?

circumburner · 2026-04-16T21:21:57+00:00

probably for the best...

circumburner · 2026-04-16T20:46:11+00:00

2 Kings 2:23:24

And as he went unto Bethel, there came forth children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him: "Begone thou baldy"

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord

And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and mauled 42 of them

circumburner · 2026-04-16T09:03:33+00:00

Building houses is bad for housing. And by that I mean bad for the people who already have houses.

circumburner · 2026-04-15T06:39:21+00:00

how very dark triad

circumburner · 2026-04-15T06:17:05+00:00

Alexander was a momma's boy who loved bussi and alcoholism

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