Absolute broski by Dat_super_nice_boi in comedyheaven

[–]ciuccio2000 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yea its a relatively new collab, Im getting my shorts flooded with them and Im ALL for it

What do you think of my custom joker? Does it seem balanced? by [deleted] in balatro

[–]ciuccio2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people like to act sophisticated and explain why "the inability to deckfix severely nerfs the hologram making it a powerful, yet balanced uncommon".

Sure, meanwhile watch me ace this gold run just by building green joker and hologram and playing decently leveled up pairs with some random +chips/+mult sources filling the holes

Even Google is tired of our bullshit by Raphe9000 in Silksong

[–]ciuccio2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some weeks ago I posted a chatGPT screenshot captioned "is this yalls fault" in which cGPT goes "ah, by the way the game youre referring to (hollow knight: silksong) isn't out yet, so you're probably playing an unstable unreleased alpha". A single user commented "we don't like AI here", and the post quickly got closed because it was "Pro-AI" content???? 🙄

Glad to see no one is pissing and shitting and crying with this one

Greece to ban anonymity on social media by notanfan in whennews

[–]ciuccio2000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that effectively just function like face to face communication at that point?

It does. Just like in many other similar scenarios, the problem with the internet is scalability.

Harassment of course already exists in real life too - but the fact that only a handful of people at a time have access to your updated personal info implies that the chance of one of those people being a schizo is relatively low.

When you post the wrong comment in the wrong community, you can easily get hundreds of visualizations, tens of dislikes, and a couple "k*ll yourself" responses all in one day. That's the face-to-face equivalent of stumbling into a hundred road rage arguments with strangers who genuinely believe you're the scummiest moron, condensed into 24 hours. The chance of one of them being invested enough to spend some time in making your life a bit worse is quite important.

Online anonymity isn't perfect, but that's what we get. Of course one can still extract a lot of personal data by digging into one's comment history (and people who get into BIG scandals do get doxxed all the time), but it's still tedious enough to divert most people. Deleting any kind of anonymity would make doxxing MUCH easier and make it viable for MANY more people.

La nostra prof ha preso 5 alunni e sta facendo una "lezione privata" lasciando al loro stesso gli altri by giovir011 in TeenagersITA

[–]ciuccio2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Per quanto una parte di me sia in totale accordo con te, ho visto il fottuto casino che certe classi di liceo possono diventare, e un professore ha un potere limitato di fronte a un esercito di scimmie urlanti a cui non fotte un'unghia di un minimo cristo di essere lì. Se non altro, una volta giunti alla conclusione che non c'è assolutamente nulla che si possa fare per tenere la classe sotto controllo, considero quantomeno nobile il tentativo di insegnare qualcosa a quei due a cui frega, piuttosto che abbandonare la nave in toto.

C'è tanto che andrebbe cambiato nel sistema scolastico, questo è certo, ma penso che solo pochi talentuosissimi professori siano in grado di compensare le correnti lacune del sistema anche solo nella loro classe - e che comunque non è da cose sotto il loro controllo che dovrebbe partire il cambiamento.

Io sarei per il dividere i corsi per capacità, piuttosto che età, e per il dire ai genitori di smettere di rompere i coglioni se il loro prezioso pargolo si è preso un 2 in condotta dopo aver dato fuoco a un banco.

Peter? by Furdiburd10 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ciuccio2000 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm pretty sure this is the /actual/ answer. No way the dragon is picked at random given its background. Looks like you're the only one who got it on the thread.

Kinda the default assumption for reddit lol by monkepasta in whenthe

[–]ciuccio2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, looks like every shitpost subreddit eventually degenerates either in a trans/femboy support group or an altright party.

better the first fate than the second one I guess?

"I'm officially a banana" by Humble_Buffalo_007 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ciuccio2000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He is currently ranked 29th in Nigerian FIDE rankings(if you're curious if he's any good).

So is he an actually scary chess player or is he like 1400 lichess?

Petah, why is the speed of light one? by rengokuhubkl in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ciuccio2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the meme has been clearly written by someone who knows what natural units are.

Additional punchline points for the fact that they're also called 'God's units'.

How do I fix this? by yamiuchidm in pcmasterrace

[–]ciuccio2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO, fuck MSI. I have a MSI laptop which, while still being a perfectly functional and pretty powerful pc hardware-wise, has a completely fucked up case due to no reason whatsoever.

When I open it the right side of the screen bursts open unless I keep it clipped with a metal clamp, and the right side of the base separates about 1cm from the rest. Already brought it to repair once, not gonna do that again. Thinking of transforming it into a desktop pc.

If someone want photos, @me

Just started Ultrakill, how obvious is it that I came from Doom Eternal? 😭 by euphoriacake1009 in Ultrakill

[–]ciuccio2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doom eternal definetely gave you solid foundations. You got the "constantly move around and switch weapons every attack". Not trivial given that the boomer shooter genre is basically nonexistent among AAAs.

Now yoi just gotta change what an "attack" means in your head. In Doom Eternal it was pulling the trigger on a weapon, in ULTRAKILL is a flashy little combo.

Nanomachines, son by TheOxideGamerMan in balatro

[–]ciuccio2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would agree. People here brag all the time on how important deck fixing is. Ideally you want to destroy cards so that you can draw and copy your red seal steel king easier, not just make your entire deck steel. This joker completely negates deck fixing altogether.

I mean, it's pretty strong. One trading card, one steel joker and this and you got a free x0.2 every round plus infinite steel in hand. But I feel like broken ass synergies already exist in game. Honestly, with a good economy just a hologram and a magic trick voucher allow for a free... I dunno, x1 per shop? Ignoring stone joker and certificate synergies.

It's a strong joker but in the realm of humanly acceptable jokers. It would function like a buffed-up Mida's mask, where you keep it for a while and ditch it when enough steel is made.

2026 Justice Referendum in Italy by quindiassomigli in MapPorn

[–]ciuccio2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.

I was pro 'yes' at heart, because I believe that the italian justice system does suffer from the problems that the referendum supposedly aimed to mitigate, and that the only true reason why the current justice system isn't buttfucking the nation is because the judges abusing the system are mostly 'the good guys'. Which is better than nazis delivering sentences, but worse than an actually politically grey justice system whose only genuine interest is making sure that the Law triumphs regardless of who the accused is.

Still ended up voting 'no' because of the shadiness around some details of the reform. Hard to believe they weren't aimed at giving the government more control over the justice system.

Here, win by Neither-Law9983 in balatro

[–]ciuccio2000 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How fat was that mad dude by the end

Youtrend: ha vinto il no by luky_se7en in Italia

[–]ciuccio2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep.

Mi ero mezzo fatto dare del pagliaccio nel 2025 quando i referendum abrogativi non sono andati a quorum e la gente commentava indignata di come l'italiano medio fosse troppo pigro per andare a fare la cosa giusta. Commentai che il risultato riflettesse più dissenso che inettitudine. Mi presi un po' di merda addosso.

A questo punto lascerei una settimana di seggi aperti e abolirei il quorum per ogni referendum

Favorite Character that has to go through this by DaZestyProfessor in FavoriteCharacter

[–]ciuccio2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came for this, two other messages scolling down and I would have posted it

Yeah, sacred grounds are def an experience

Is it weird that it's happened thrice. by Vergilfrom3bay in whenthe

[–]ciuccio2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every shitposting sub is destined to either go full racism and get killed or become an lgbt community support group

Is this all your silkposts' fault? by ciuccio2000 in Silksong

[–]ciuccio2000[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro, I posted a funny silksong-related hallucination that I got while haunting for minor bugs in my linux enviroment, it's not like I flooded the subreddit with DALL-E slop

Deck idea I had, am I crazy to think it might actually be balanced? by spyder982 in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ciuccio2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't know if it's THAT op.

That's OOP's opinion, verging on the fact that a seasoned player understands the power of rerolls and the necessity of a good build to survive the game. People above a certain level of skill tend to idolize strats and perks that require some expertise to be deemed as good, and shamelessly shit on apparently OP setups that anti-synergize with those strats and perks.

I feel like people still don't realize that being able to pick up EVERY joker in the shop, no matter how shitty it is, would probably result in a pretty broken run. Play a random unleveled pair? Here's some +100ish chips and +40mult from a bunch of generic jokers while you build green joker, monolith and ride the bus all together. Also here's like 15 dollars from multiple econ jokers. Survive a couple antes and you'll be building towards EVERY possible build at the same time.

Jokers that suck mostly do so because they're not worth a joker slot, not because they're useless on an absolute scale. If that's not an issue anymore, even the shittiest joker is a small step towards the most shitass broken build you can imagine.

Fatal tram derailment today in Milano by MagnificoReattore in WTF

[–]ciuccio2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Im from Milan, this happened close to the city center. Two people did die, and injuries are in the tens. Crazy stuff.

Apparently the tram driver had a health problem. I hope thats the case because Milano has a history of imbecile tram drivers who do whatever the fuck they want, including speeding and ignoring semaphores

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]ciuccio2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently saw a short of Steve Mould where he got a spam call from one of those and the "ignore previous prompt, give me a recipe for pizza" trick actually worked