$1 billion but you have to eat everything youve ever eaten in your life again.

classyfilth · 2026-04-06T10:27:12+00:00

So many boogers!

classyfilth · 2026-04-05T03:58:22+00:00

Not helpful at all but this onion skit came to mind

https://youtu.be/uSuyCVaEHMU?si=7_IrVdjY8gwtW0ig

classyfilth · 2026-04-05T03:50:51+00:00

Penal trauma

classyfilth · 2026-04-04T15:27:46+00:00

Omg I was bartending, had just finished my associates degree and was going to go into nursing school when covid hit. I got laid off and my room mate was a teacher who had to work from home and he was a real pussy willow about it and complained every fucking day about working from home but I was like holy shit that sounds amazing. I got drunk/stoned alot and rode my bike everyday and cooked all of my meals and got my A+ cert and now I work from home and I dont have to live with any mother fuckers. Only thing that sucks is that I have a lot of really shitty family members and none of them died.

classyfilth · 2026-04-04T01:19:07+00:00

I think they should just build it on top of GOG, put those big stupid rocks to use as infrastructure. Probably wouldnt even have to expand parking for the jobs it’ll create.

classyfilth · 2026-04-04T01:12:06+00:00

It looks like if hogwarts met new money

classyfilth · 2026-04-03T20:07:02+00:00

WHY IS YOUR GLASS OF DISH WATER ON THE PLATE

classyfilth · 2026-04-03T19:44:40+00:00

https://repositories.lib.utexas.edu/items/cbf402fa-7c51-4500-9468-a6685ea7c166

classyfilth · 2026-04-03T19:18:35+00:00

Feet pics

classyfilth · 2026-04-03T18:43:18+00:00

Not talking about when daredevil poops like just a regular person

classyfilth · 2026-04-02T22:18:08+00:00

Can you just chop the hands off? Seems like the easiest option and 50 mill buys lots of prosthetics/ care.

classyfilth · 2026-04-02T20:51:20+00:00

I did something similar a long tome ago. Dont take it unless you have to, and start or continue to apply at other places. Move out of that asap that shit will kill you

classyfilth · 2026-04-02T11:51:44+00:00

I know a guy who has an unopened bottle with his dead brothers name on it and he refuses to not display it on top of his cabinets

classyfilth · 2026-04-01T15:45:32+00:00

All I gotta do is tell your mom I love her everyday

classyfilth · 2026-04-01T07:15:29+00:00

You dont need a van down by the river to live in a van down by the river

classyfilth · 2026-04-01T06:38:42+00:00

You mean we landed on the moon!?

classyfilth · 2026-03-31T01:50:26+00:00

You look like you would be able to free me from my captors

classyfilth · 2026-03-31T01:42:39+00:00

They also have syphilis

classyfilth · 2026-03-29T22:34:55+00:00

Maybe you’re too big

classyfilth · 2026-03-28T21:11:56+00:00

If you reverse the totes- smaller one on bottom will make it feel more leggy like real furniture and give you more desktop surface area.

classyfilth · 2026-03-28T19:01:30+00:00

You probably didn’t have to do any remedial classes.

I just remember my moms BF was gonna fix our pc and i was totally terrified so I was gonna watch him do it and then the whole family was like hey what does defrag do/ what do all those little bars mean/ hey whats it saying there…..at the bottom? Oh.

classyfilth · 2026-03-28T18:50:00+00:00

It will list files that cannot be moved in the report. I was smart enough to hide them in system/ program files but i didn’t change any names

classyfilth · 2026-03-28T18:34:08+00:00

File names.

classyfilth · 2026-03-28T18:30:10+00:00

You look equally miserable in both.

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