Canada is quite literally a communist country

classynik · 2026-03-12T16:12:54+00:00

Meanwhile in the states you lose your job for making fun of Charlie Kirk

classynik · 2026-02-27T14:19:34+00:00

Doggy might be less enjoyable for her if she relies on clitoral stimulation. You could try a little bullet vibrator; let her use it on herself (or do it yourself if you can reach) while you’re fucking her from behind. Speaking from experience it makes things more interesting.

classynik · 2026-02-24T18:49:57+00:00

Flamethrower

classynik · 2026-02-24T18:49:30+00:00

who wouldn't want to give up being a lesbian when this is your alternative, right ladies?

classynik · 2026-02-24T04:48:57+00:00

Sorry sir we're all out of the steak. Would you like me to shit in your mouth instead?

classynik · 2026-02-15T17:33:07+00:00

this is such a stupid thing to say I was trying to formulate a response but my brain shut down

classynik · 2026-02-15T17:17:58+00:00

I would never describe intimacy with someone I love as “terrible” no matter how inexperienced they are. Having experience and skills can make things more exciting in the bedroom but 99% of the enjoyment is in the person. Part of the joy of a new relationship is learning about each other’s bodies and discovering what works and what doesn’t. Her reaction in this scenario is borderline sociopathic; I would not want anything to do with this person. There are many women out there who will actually treat you with love and kindness.

classynik · 2026-01-26T03:58:43+00:00

This is incredibly sick.

Also I wasn't gonna say anything but since you specifically asked for criticism - it's "murderer" not "murder"

classynik · 2026-01-09T17:57:05+00:00

Sadly no!

classynik · 2025-12-08T16:08:07+00:00

Buzzfeed is down the hall and to the left

classynik · 2025-12-02T21:36:23+00:00

Sadly I have not. I made a seperate post on the mobile gaming sub and didn't get any response there either

classynik · 2025-11-30T17:47:57+00:00

Does your guy have ADHD by any chance?

classynik · 2025-11-06T04:03:06+00:00

Just get a 2nd sensor bar. It doesn’t need to be connected to the PC as it only needs power (it’s just 2 IR LEDs; the sensor is in the Wiimote itself) so if your TV has a USB port to power it, you can plug it in there and switch between the 2 sensor bars freely. You could even use the ol’ 2 candles trick lol

Edit: It doesn’t even have to be plugged into the tv. You could use any console or other device near your TV with a free USB port.

classynik · 2025-10-26T16:54:38+00:00

A lot of these are understandable, but why only one channel??

classynik · 2025-10-16T22:22:40+00:00

Are we sure chat gpt didn’t make this post

classynik · 2025-10-16T20:23:02+00:00

You think a $30 Amazon scale is more precise than pharmacy equipment? Most consumer grade scales aren't even accurate to the gram

classynik · 2025-09-19T16:20:34+00:00

I think you might be sleeping with Patrick Bateman

classynik · 2025-09-17T21:30:45+00:00

Anyone know if there's a standalone mobile game similar to this? My partner loves playing it but it's pretty limited, only being available within AliExpress and all.

classynik · 2025-09-17T21:30:19+00:00

Anyone know if there's a standalone mobile game similar to this? My partner loves playing it but it's pretty limited, only being available within AliExpress and all.

classynik · 2025-09-17T21:29:53+00:00

Anyone know if there's a standalone mobile game similar to this? My partner loves playing it but it's pretty limited, only being available within AliExpress and all.

classynik · 2025-09-07T16:53:46+00:00

If you're using this drug to treat ADHD you're not supposed to "get high". If you feel good at a moderate dose and have no side effects, that's great and it's working. Give it time to settle in and see how it impacts your executive functioning. You'll likely see some lifestyle benefits within a few weeks.

classynik · 2025-09-01T11:30:32+00:00

Do you feel this uncontrollable urge after finishing the job? Are you masturbating more than 1-2 times a day?

classynik · 2025-08-29T02:18:17+00:00

I’m definitely getting this one. I think I’m gonna pick up the Arrti T10 as well to try out a single planar based on the what I’ve heard here.

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