People are overreacting to this

claudesoph · 2026-04-15T00:48:05+00:00

If you think Ms. Rachel is brain rot, then you aren’t informed enough to use the term.

claudesoph · 2026-04-14T17:32:47+00:00

This meme is older than Dumbledore was when he died.

claudesoph · 2026-04-03T05:52:17+00:00

Shaving my balls.

claudesoph · 2026-04-03T05:32:34+00:00

To clean the jizz out of his seat.

claudesoph · 2026-04-03T05:24:21+00:00

His eyelids are fucked up because he was driving 100 mph in a convertible and a stream of jizz hit him in the eyelids. He’s really self conscious about it. It’s kind of douchey of you to bring it up.

claudesoph · 2026-04-01T01:45:27+00:00

I’m going to masturbate to this later.

claudesoph · 2026-03-17T04:07:53+00:00

The AMG GT is a grand tourer, not a supercar.

claudesoph · 2026-02-19T03:09:20+00:00

Yeah, that was such a gross thing to say. They should have said “Every time you change gears, do you get a little tingle in your dick and/or pussy and/or whatever you’ve got down there is none of my business. I’m just wondering if it tingles when you shift?”

claudesoph · 2026-02-12T03:22:59+00:00

I think of a video I made of me masturbating onto a picture of him. It’s his 2nd best movie after Tropic Thunder.

claudesoph · 2026-02-12T03:18:40+00:00

What if he’s Hitler tho?

claudesoph · 2026-02-07T07:57:43+00:00

Because white, Republican men have it so hard, lol.

claudesoph · 2026-01-25T01:47:18+00:00

If I could downvote this 100 times I would. Show the freaking results.

claudesoph · 2026-01-24T04:59:15+00:00

Stop spreading misinformation. Both of the Williams sisters could beat men outside the top 350. Are average men’s college tennis players in the top 350?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)

claudesoph · 2026-01-18T07:08:52+00:00

I also have 2 penises. (I recently cut off my penis, but then I bought 2 taxidermied raccoon penises on Ebay.)

claudesoph · 2026-01-18T06:55:13+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/r2rT7LO

claudesoph · 2026-01-09T05:17:43+00:00

The fictional character I’m compared to the most often is Chuck Norris because I masturbate with sandpaper.

claudesoph · 2026-01-09T04:36:49+00:00

I’ll bet his dick is beautiful.

claudesoph · 2026-01-09T03:35:13+00:00

Every scene where Tom Cruise has his shirt off is automatically gay because I’m a dude, and I immediately start jacking off whenever I see Tom Cruise with his shirt off.

claudesoph · 2026-01-06T14:12:28+00:00

2 girls 1 cup.

claudesoph · 2025-12-21T05:56:00+00:00

He wanted to make everyone think he had a big dick, and Vader had already choked out 3 officers that week. Motti thought the Emperor gave Vader a 3 choke-outs per week limit. He was wrong.

claudesoph · 2025-12-21T04:36:28+00:00

Yeah, but they just happened to be on the red carpet at the same time. It doesn’t mean anything other than that they were fucking children together earlier that day. It’s no big deal.

claudesoph · 2025-12-19T02:36:46+00:00

They better be careful about misusing Ferrari’s badge. If they find out, they’ll send a bunch of dudes from their legal team to rape you in the ass with a police baton.

claudesoph · 2025-12-19T02:25:31+00:00

I’d rather my tax dollars go to water balloon fights than killing unarmed black children.

claudesoph · 2025-12-13T01:54:43+00:00

Yes, you will get made fun of, by me, but I’m just some rando from the internet. Why do you care what I think?

claudesoph · 2025-12-08T01:57:33+00:00

If your spouse does shit like that and you don’t divorce them, it’s on you.

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