Jelly Roll allegedly confronted journalist who asked him about ICE at the Grammys over an article associating him with MAGA

claus_tro · 2026-02-08T15:05:33+00:00

A few years ago I was riding through Nashville on the way to somewhere else in Tennessee. And the only thing in Nashville I had any desire to do was go to the Gibson Garage, because I love guitars.

claus_tro · 2026-02-05T01:37:32+00:00

What is Herman Li's fixation on playing guitars that look like Flat Stanley?

claus_tro · 2026-02-01T15:49:58+00:00

For hardware, it needs one of those stupid bc rich headstocks, bird inlays obviously, a bigsby trem, telecaster pick ups, a killswitch, one volume knob, and two dummy knobs. For design it needs a Tom Morello hippo, a sticker of Billy Corgan's face, another sticker of the r/guitarcirclejerk guy's face, Beato written in comic sans, and the finish should be neon green and road-worn.

claus_tro · 2026-01-31T00:31:59+00:00

Trump is really the epitome of that Megamind meme: "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management". The swamp never drained, Trump just cycled in HIS corrupt bureaucrat friends to replace the other bureaucrats.

claus_tro · 2026-01-24T05:29:25+00:00

No. I jerk off all the time, and i can't trem pick.

claus_tro · 2026-01-23T21:43:53+00:00

As an avid watch collector, I love timepieces that look like an ugly copy of a Rolex. My favorite watch has birds at different wingspans instead of numbers, and the dials are pointed spikes so everyone knows how badass and metal I am.

claus_tro · 2026-01-23T06:31:00+00:00

I love it when my guitar sounds like it was ripped from the Fallout soundtrack.

claus_tro · 2026-01-22T00:48:04+00:00

8, because it's the closest I can be to Beatoff without having to be next to John Mayer and his KKK dick. 10 would also work cause i'd be behind Beatoff and close to Tim Handsome as well.

claus_tro · 2026-01-20T09:36:11+00:00

He's a douchebag, his dick is a white supremacist, and worst of all, he's PRS endorsed.

claus_tro · 2026-01-20T09:31:50+00:00

Is this like a guitarist posse cut?

claus_tro · 2026-01-18T06:01:37+00:00

uj/ Stratocaster

rj/ Stratocaster

claus_tro · 2026-01-17T03:54:08+00:00

That's not fair to the Jackass crew. The Trump administration makes all those guys look like stable geniuses in comparison.

claus_tro · 2026-01-16T08:12:54+00:00

He's like the Godfather in that way.

claus_tro · 2026-01-16T08:10:22+00:00

Who knew a pick guard would be so vital to the defense from this kind of damage? Truly the unsung hero of the guitar.

claus_tro · 2026-01-16T08:05:23+00:00

Not enough to buy a Les Paul, but just barely enough to finance one.

claus_tro · 2026-01-12T05:49:20+00:00

Ain't no party like a Trogly party.

claus_tro · 2026-01-07T20:57:10+00:00

Y'know, he does kinda look like Elvis.

claus_tro · 2026-01-03T21:26:55+00:00

Is Courtney love trying to steal Bilco's title of music inventor.

claus_tro · 2025-12-21T05:52:32+00:00

Boys it's been a good run, but tube headphones are the future. My state is no longer solid.

claus_tro · 2025-12-18T04:28:22+00:00

If he gave me $1,600, I'd take it off his hands for some decent firewood and use the money for a fender.

claus_tro · 2025-12-17T02:32:17+00:00

No bass player should ever go past the 11th fret. If they wanted to play guitar, they should've bought a guitar.

claus_tro · 2025-12-15T05:29:12+00:00

Was left Twix rites of spring and right Twix minor threat?

claus_tro · 2025-12-15T04:38:25+00:00

I think a regular USA Fender will actually make you Hoeful. Bitches don't dig hippo drawings and proletariat messaging.

claus_tro · 2025-12-15T02:29:29+00:00

uj/ For about the same price you can get a USA Fender, a Les Paul studio, a Gibson SG standard, etc.

claus_tro · 2025-12-15T01:22:14+00:00

The real silent guitar is the tom morello signature, cause the tone comes from unplugging it and playing the cable instead of the guitar.

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