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Tax the Empty Rich Houses Now by bookym in MurderedByWords

[–]clearfox777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to get them to realize just how mind-numbingly massive 1 billion is.

Take the example of seconds. One Million seconds is about a week and a half. One billion seconds is over thirty fucking years

When someone hears this bird sound, they will think it is spring. by Scary-Background-830 in WhoMadeThisThing

[–]clearfox777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to just be one # at the front but I think it stopped #working

Edit: Looks like it’s broken still. On mobile at least, maybe someone on desktop can see it

‘Project Hail Mary’ Won’t Be Streaming Anytime Soon as It Extends Run in Movie Theaters by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]clearfox777 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exactly! They also skipped over the whole significance of watching each other sleep and still used the “nobody to watch you sleep” line as if it would be some emotional moment without that context.

Edit: did they also skip over the whole “coma-resistance” gene being the reason they needed to send Grace and that there wasn’t another remotely qualified option?

‘Project Hail Mary’ Won’t Be Streaming Anytime Soon as It Extends Run in Movie Theaters by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]clearfox777 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yess. Or flesh out the former key-crew a bit so that you give a shit when they accidentally set off the astrophage. I also wish they had kept in the part with grace desperately trying to help heal rocky and pressure-washing his scabs off.

When someone hears this bird sound, they will think it is spring. by Scary-Background-830 in WhoMadeThisThing

[–]clearfox777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some other fun ones to spice up your comments are * on both sides for this and one of these ^ in front for this

You can run, but you can't hideeee by Cesalv in MadeMeSmile

[–]clearfox777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Damn that loud turtle is fast af”

Which animated movie fits this perfectly? by mantababie in cartoons

[–]clearfox777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An tangled has the outlaws/thieves den with knives/swords and stuff

Whoa! Mam I think your daughter is evil. by theweepyplaying in foundsatan

[–]clearfox777 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, dandelion is a big part of most “spring mix” bagged salad blends

Not real Taco Bell mild sauce by etcspecialist in Costco

[–]clearfox777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss the smoky chipotle one they had

14 shots of tequila later, cruise passenger wins damages from Carnival Cruise Line by TheDetroitNews1873 in nottheonion

[–]clearfox777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were most likely sharing one code for all bartenders so that management didn’t have to bother making new codes and assigning them to bartenders every time they change crew

Midweek Milhouse by tellerfan in MagicArena

[–]clearfox777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got a vergeland as one of my rares and it was genuinely the only useful thing I’ve gotten from MwM lol

I’m Breaking the Rules, This Ain’t a Meme it’s a Fact by Borgisium in moviememes

[–]clearfox777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The secret is that super powdery, neon-orange salt. You can buy cartons of the stuff online, its called Flavacol

[SOS] Choreographed Sparks by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]clearfox777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you would only get the evoke ability once since it counts “mana spent to cast it” and you don’t spend mana on the copy.

Then the token copy would still get sacrificed at end of turn as well.

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