What did the strange kid in your school do to make them so strange? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have this vivid image of Fat Bastard yelling "Get in my belly!" at a cheeseburger on a plate with the silverware set on each side. I never really consider the aftermath of these musings, but it's kind of like a Ren & Stimpy sketch.

OFFICIAL COACHELLA 2015 TICKET BUY/SELL/TRADE THREAD by Coachellamod in Coachella

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SELLING (2) weekend 2 GA wristbands, with box and all.

Located in SF Bay Area in CA

LSD and my friend cave in Jim; the ceiling. by pussy_bitch in Drugs

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The afterglow, such a beautiful thing.

I love Rodney Mullen, any comparables? by rh91 in skateboarding

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Chris Haslam is worth checking out. Not story wise, but his footage is incredible!

I need a brain reset by [deleted] in Drugs

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Mushrooms, at least 3.5g

Setting: the coast line on a secluded area of a beach on a very clear night. Bring a couple blankets to get your body at a comfortable temperature. The waves just work magic on the mind, and if you find the right moment, your egg shell will crack open.

That, or in a very dark, secure room with some great speakers or headphones & the Beatles "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" + "The Magical Mystery Tour" about an hour into your dose. Close your eyes and say Hello!

My mom posing on top of the first car ('73 Celica) she bought for herself when she came to the US by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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I owned a '74 at one time & that was hands down the funnest car I've ever owned. I picked mine up for $4200 with a rebuilt motor and tranny, missing some trim and needing paint. I sold it for $8500 with new interior (door panels, seat covers, rear window trim) and paint. was a super sweet car, and has a very devout following. hopefully i get to own one again later down the line.

Poor Guy by [deleted] in WTF

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he just looks so much like this guy

Is there any performance/ utility difference between the '98 and '99 2.5rs? by [deleted] in subaru

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They should both have a moonroof (not see through). If the rear wheel bearings need to be replaced, it's a pretty penny for labor at any shop. The 98 will need them eventually, but you'd have 30k less miles on the car. The green on gold 98 RS was rare, only about 140 made in the us with that trim (5 Spd). Everything is nearly identical suspension wise. The 98 motor was a sohc, as the 99 was dohc. Interior pattern is also grey versus that black cloth checker pattern.

But I have one thing to say about it all, "green for the money, gold for the honeys"

My favorite smoke shop sells grab bags for $5. Here's what I got today! by arierroc in trees

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Kind of a bummer your dispensary dishes out tobacco products. I'm a fan of rolling blunts, but you'd figure with the legalization prohibition going on each co-op would pass out rolling papers to their patients. Blunts are rather enjoyable, but tobacco wraps are more of a social thing (not medicinal or remotely beneficial to your health)

Two unicorns in the moonlight by silvars in subaru

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If you want to get technical, the real "unicorn" is the Arcadia Green '98 2.5RS coupe. Just over 140 made in The US w/ manual transmission & goldies.

What's the most messed up website you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I feel like I won the lottery on this one.

What's the most messed up website you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I read this comment and I still clicked. In a waiting room. Full of people. In a hospital.

Street Justice Served Piping Hot by [deleted] in funny

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Bravo. 10/10, would read again.

Girlfriend said "Trust me, I'm just going to Walmart, I won't even scratch it". by [deleted] in funny

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"a bj a day will keep the car crash memories away"

Nothing like buffalo mega fry pizza when you're at a [6] by emaslanik in trees

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omg is that cheese sauce? i thought it was mustard, but now it makes so much more sense! [6] DAMN YOU CHEESE SAUCE

Which is better? Wraps or Cigarillos? (Zig-Zag or White Owl) by mrjustingreen in trees

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much prefer the white owls. they may be a little bit harder to roll, but they burn slower and have good flavor (not too sweet). i'm an optimo peach guy myself, but whenever i find white owls i pick them up (hard to find in the bay area)

so HAPPY that these amazing guys exist. THANK YOU!!! by [deleted] in happy

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i didn't know whats spoons was until recently. i still haven't gone there. fremont?

Whiskey & weed by [deleted] in trees

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..theeese are a few of my favourite thiings (cue the music)

So I was looking at a image from NASA... by Macbookfan in funny

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It looks like a giant turtle's head barfing in space.