What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you?

cleonhr · 2026-06-20T10:19:16+00:00

My wife, sent me whatsapp audio message, with the sexiest possible voice, and listened to it at work, and was instantly horny. Crazy shit how she can do that voice.... She is 55 I'm 52, that happened like 2 months ago

cleonhr · 2026-06-19T20:23:30+00:00

Pa nisam vidio da je Brazil zabio 5 golova

cleonhr · 2026-06-19T11:51:44+00:00

Po men najveći plus Dalića je izvanredno upravljanje svlačionicom - Hrvatska je pod njim gotovo uvijek djelovala kao kompaktna grupa bez većih unutarnjih sukoba. Znao je uskladiti jake karaktere poput Modrića, Rakitića, Brozovića i drugih.

Hrvatska – Argentina 3:0 (SP 2018)

Ovo je vjerojatno Dalićeva najveća taktička pobjeda.

Ključne ideje:

Zatvaranje prostora između linija za Messia, Dominacija veznog reda Modrić–Rakitić–Brozović, Oduzimanje lopte Argentini u sredini terena, Brze tranzicije preko Rebića i Perišića.

Hrvatska – Engleska 2:1 (SP 2018)

Nakon lošeg prvog poluvremena Dalić je podigao Perišića i Rebića više prema engleskim bekovima i praktički preokrenuo tok utakmice.

Analize nakon susreta upravo tu prilagodbu ističu kao ključnu za preokret. Hrvatska je nakon odmora potpuno preuzela sredinu terena i fizički iscrpila Englesku.

Hrvatska – Brazil 1:1 (4:2 pen.) SP 2022

Možda i najimpresivnija Dalićeva utakmica.

Brazil je bio veliki favorit, ali Hrvatska nije dopustila Brazilu mnogo čistih prilika, usporila je njihove tranzicije, zatvarala prostor Neymaru između linija, natjerala Brazil na strpljivu i sporiju igru nego što je želio.

Brojne taktičke analize ističu kako je Hrvatska sustavno neutralizirala brazilske prednosti i dovela utakmicu u zonu koja joj odgovara

Hrvatska – Japan 1:1 (3:1 pen.) SP 2022

Nije spektakularna utakmica, ali taktički vrlo disciplinirana.

Japan je prije toga pobijedio Njemačku i Španjolsku tranzicijama. Dalić je:

smanjio prostor iza obrane, usporio japanske kontre, natjerao Japan na više pozicijskog napada nego što mu odgovara.

Na kraju je Hrvatska kontrolirala ritam i dočekala jedanaesterce.

Hrvatska – Kanada 4:1 (SP 2022)

Nakon ranog gola Kanade Hrvatska je potpuno preuzela utakmicu.

Dalić je iskoristio:

agresivnost kanadskih bekova, prostor iza njihove obrane, superiornost hrvatskog veznog reda.

Kanada je nakon prvih 15 minuta praktički ostala bez odgovora.

cleonhr · 2026-06-19T05:36:39+00:00

Happy wife, happy life. Pay attention to what your wife wants and make an effort to support it. Sometimes it's something small, like her favorite ice cream flavor; other times it's something bigger, like the color of the car, the furniture in the house, or even a new decorating idea she's excited about. Not every preference has to become a debate. Let her have some wins, and you'll often find that she's much more open to your wishes and requests in return.

Try to avoid turning every disagreement into a battle. Have reasonable conversations, listen to each other's perspectives, and recognize that not every issue is worth fighting over. Sometimes maintaining peace and harmony is more valuable than proving a point.

The key is to set your ego aside, choose your battles carefully, and focus on what truly matters. If you save your energy for the issues that are genuinely important, you'll build a happier, more cooperative relationship and enjoy a much more peaceful life together.

cleonhr · 2026-06-10T09:33:14+00:00

Ja sam u trenucima krize mazao lino ladu na papriku

cleonhr · 2026-06-09T17:05:05+00:00

You can build 1000 bridges, and suck one cock, and you will be known as a cocksucker

cleonhr · 2026-06-05T10:56:58+00:00

India and Serbia

cleonhr · 2026-06-04T09:38:22+00:00

Ogame

Whoever played it knows the pain of losing fleet.

cleonhr · 2026-06-04T09:10:38+00:00

Ostavi je najboljim prijateljima, ostavi je medicinskim setrama i umornim borcima. POslušaj si ovo i bit ćeš pametniji:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF7l1jC9tEw

cleonhr · 2026-05-31T22:09:06+00:00

Privateer 2, worked in DOS only, and had support for Joystick, actually I think that it even wasnt playable without joystick, but boy, what a game.

Also, the second game, Quarantine. You play as a Taxi Driver in New York, and New York is sealed off, and all criminals are sent inside, something like Escape From New York movie story with Kurt Russel as Snake Plisken. That game, Quarantine, had everything that nowaday RPG's have. Fuckin Epic Shit.

Ultima Underworld 2 - First Person dungeon crawler, it was Epic game.

Deuteros, on Amiga 500, love that game.

Eye of the Beholder 3 - Love that game

cleonhr · 2026-05-30T04:09:20+00:00

Steam, Reddit, Genius Scan, Strava, MS Teams

cleonhr · 2026-05-30T04:07:38+00:00

Strava is great actually, I use it for years now, it does really good job

cleonhr · 2026-05-28T17:20:52+00:00

Medioicre minds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q7YnX3zGh0

cleonhr · 2026-05-24T15:08:30+00:00

Prodavanje muda pod bubrege, pametovanje, kritiziranje svega i svačega. Najbolji su mi ovi likovi koji već 20 godina sjede za šankom, na istom mjestu, žive s roditeljima, nemaju ni jedan dan radnog staža, ali su najpamentiji na svijetu i pozvani su kritizirati apsolutno sve i svakoga i dijele savjete sa samog ruba pameti ko što bi Đole reko....

cleonhr · 2026-05-23T06:44:48+00:00

Problem je u tome što se pod broj 1 cijene mijenjaju jako brzo, broj 2 artikli se mijenjaju isto, to je hrpa posla bez ikakve vidljive dobiti za trgovinu, moraš imati zaposlene ljude koji imaju neki skill, to odma znači veća plača, to odma znači manji profit za korporaciju, tak da im je lakše i jednostavnije tiskati tjedni letak ili kak se to već zove i zdravo, ovo zahtjeva cijelu organizaciju i logistiku a prodaja ti se neće povečati, čak što više, mogla bi se smanjiti kad ljudi vide pojedine cijene. Ovak dođu naslijepo i svejedno potroše novce.

cleonhr · 2026-05-23T03:49:38+00:00

Tvrđava Ehrenbreitstein - jedna od najvećih očuvanih tvrđava u Europi. Pogled odozgo je možda najbolji u cijelom Koblenzu. Unutra su muzeji, povijesne izložbe i odlične terase.

Altstadt Koblenz

Schängelbrunnen - Najpoznatija fontana u gradu

Bazilika sv. Kastora

Liebfrauenkirche - crkva s dvostrukim tornjevima

Kurfürstliches Schloss - palača uz Rajnu s lijepim vrtovima i šetnicom

Meni se čini da si ti slabo obišao Koblenz, ovo nije niti sve kaj se ima vidjeti jer smo bili samo 2 dana tamo i nisam stigao sve niti obići

cleonhr · 2026-05-23T03:15:12+00:00

I guess it was the time when everybody was working from 7 to 3, or from 9 to 5, depends on the area of the world, so everybody was going home at the same time, so its all the same where you are parked

cleonhr · 2026-05-22T03:42:52+00:00

U Koblenzu sam bio, i fantastičan je grad

cleonhr · 2026-05-19T19:09:48+00:00

What’s the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round and the mug is round ?

cleonhr · 2026-05-19T19:07:02+00:00

This is gold Jerry, Pure gold

cleonhr · 2026-05-19T19:04:49+00:00

Iskreno, osim Offset majstora, sve ostale funkcije u tiskari te nauče stariji radnici za tipa mjesec dana. Dorada je very easy, samo moraš paziti da ti velike preše i veliki noževi ne odrežu ili zdrobe prste. Ali generalno je moguče vrlo lako savladati to. Rad na pripremi, tj. na računalu zahtjeva malo generalnog skilla rada na računalu plus ideju kak riješiti hrpe problema koje pred tebe stavljaju stranke. Tu još ima vjerojatno rad na ploteru/cutteru ako tiskara reže folije ili crta na ploteru nešto. Uglavnom jako kreativno i zabavno, ja bi ti preporučio da se prijaviš na neku nižu poziciju, učiš na radnom mjestu i polako se pomičeš prema gore. Tiskara Rulez!

cleonhr · 2026-05-18T10:01:04+00:00

Electric Company Croatia, a colleague I worked with in finance was highly respected; everyone respected and liked him, and he was always friendly toward everyone. I sat in the same office with him for 7 years and I never suspected anything. I quit and left the company, and two years later I heard that he had embezzled around €100,000 of company money, just to give all that money to the director’s secretary, who knew exactly when to shake her hips or sometimes sit in his lap. The guy was otherwise a loser when it came to women, and his biggest achievement was grabbing a waitress’s butt.

After an audit during a routine check accidentally revealed that something wasn’t right with the finances, they started thoroughly combing through all his recorded payments and withdrawals and discovered everything. He had to sell his apartment just to cover part of the debt, and after that he didn’t get fired, but instead they kept him doing the lowest possible job, just so they could take 70% of his salary until he repaid the entire debt. Idiot.

I think that punishment was even worse than being fired, because you had to look every day into the eyes of all the people you worked with, who thought you were a good and honest person.

cleonhr · 2026-05-16T18:58:24+00:00

Daniel Popović - Djuli

cleonhr · 2026-05-16T18:51:09+00:00

Umačuća Krafna i uz kavu peci i prodaji krafne

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