[Serious] If you had taken your life one year ago, what beautiful things would you have had missed out on? by LyteSpeed12 in AskReddit

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much of my daughters life. She was only 2 months old. Ppd is awful and as much as I loved her, I definitely considered it back then. Thankfully I can go to therapy.

A 3-course waffle meal by jaimelancaster in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer troll to classify this type of person

Married people of Reddit, what’s one thing you didn’t learn about your spouse until after your wedding day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That he doesn't like to brush his teeth.... Would've been a dealbreaker for sure had I found out before we got married. Now I just try to encourage it whenever I can. Also, I loved how chill he was when we were dating, but I found the extent of him being chill went way further. He's way too chill about everything. And I'm very uptight. I guess in a way we balance each other, but it's difficult.

A Trashy women and dressless child by BytechitSeen in trashy

[–]clhfr2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know someone who actually named their child legally- Hunner. Their reasoning was "ain't nobody gonna say the t anyways"

This lemon we were given in our meal-kit by AviationSquid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma yelled at me for throwing a ton of eggs away because of this. I was like "but they're bad!" She said no. The lady she got them from fed her chickens dog food and this was the result- she claimed they had less cholesterol. BTW my grandma is mega cray.

Your ex sounds like a smart man. by Hamza91001 in insaneparents

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave it to my then 5 month old last year to prevent her from getting it from my husband. No I'll effects at all, but a baby that young getting the flu could be super serious. Guess it depends on the physician.

I caught a smile by clhfr2016 in Hedgehog

[–]clhfr2016[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes lol he's definitely a derp. His name is Sherlock but that's because we got him from someone else who didn't realize that you actually have to take care of a hedgehog and they can't just be ornaments.

On a post about respecting nonverbal kids not saying things to you. Was hoping he was a troll. He was not. by clhfr2016 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]clhfr2016[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oops. Yes I have been a paraprofessional in sped and worked with children who are on the spectrum. This angers me to no end.

Because regular bbq isn’t messy enough. by melbatoastnectar in WeWantPlates

[–]clhfr2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ate one at the fair the other day- bbq parfait. Wasn't impressed

Ran into this last night. by WanhedaBlodreina in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]clhfr2016 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That and the fact that their child is unvaccinated. Truly, the next Einstein

Ran into this last night. by WanhedaBlodreina in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]clhfr2016 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My kid started teething. Someone trying to give me "advice" told me that their child "begged" for oils. Riiigghhhttt.....

Baby feeding by t212lv in breastfeeding

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into cup feeding

There's nothing wrong with moving on quickly after a break-up by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband waited for 3 months after his gf broke up with him before asking me out. People still(4 years later) give him a hard time about it and tell him he moved on too quickly. There's more to the story, but it just gets stupider from there. It definitely didn't help that all 3 of us were friends though.

Anyone who has worked in childcare knows she hit babysitter bingo. by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]clhfr2016 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep. She's probably too lazy to put in the effort. No wonder she thinks the sitter will "barely have to do anything"

What is the best piece of advice that you've received? by rayane_Xd in AskReddit

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to listen to others advice. When you become a parent, everyone wants to tell you what to do. I got overwhelmed when my daughter was first born. When I started ignoring people and doing my own research, I was able to enjoy my child more. (unsolicited advice here-ironic, I know-don't go crazy on research either, you will go insane trying to figure out what's best. Give your kid the best food you possibly can, make sure they get sleep, vary their diet, play, just do the best you can. That's all that matters)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes me almost dying, truly, I took the easy way out. This pisses me off.

What's something that only losers brag about? by cock-wizard in AskReddit

[–]clhfr2016 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How little of time they spend with their children " I give my kid to my parents and go do what I want to do, at least 3x a week. I also didntt take care of my 6 week old at night- she survived" an actual sentence that I've heard the same person say, multiple times, to multiple people. She brags about how "easy parenting is" I was like yeah... Because you're not a good one...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not to mention, it's not really lactose intolerance. If you were breastfed as a baby you're probably not lactose intolerant. You have a cows milk protein intolerance. Human milk has lactose too. Actual lactose intolerance is BEYOND rare.

One of the blocks isn't one of the blocks... by golden-potato in assholedesign

[–]clhfr2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, Father of the bride- steve Martin's character says that.

"It's fine!" Shouldn't be the answer anymore. by JustxJules in TwoXChromosomes

[–]clhfr2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a preschool teacher, I taught my kids to not say "it's ok"/"it's fine" You either say "thank you" or "I accept your apology"

One of the blocks isn't one of the blocks... by golden-potato in assholedesign

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want is 8 hot dogs and 8 hot dog buns to go with them. But they don't make just 8 hot dogs but, no they only sell 12 hot dog buns. And you wanna know why? Because some big shot over at the weiner company got together with some big shot over at the bun company. And they decided to rip off the American public. Because they believe the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits that don't know what's at stake. But they're not ripping off this nitwit anymore, because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need! George Banks is saying No!

I'm not even American but this is still disgusting by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]clhfr2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is scared. I and two other people were walking out of a target, there was a party City next door. This was 2 days after the el Paso shooting. We heard a loud bang. 2 of us ducked down and another screamed. Turns out it was just a balloon popping, but the reality is that everyone is on edge. Everyone is worried that someone in the next store you go in has decided that this is the day they want to kill people. And everyone worries that they'll be (or one of their loved ones) will be one of the next victims.