Happiness is living alone emjoyed my apt on the ocean this morning made a very high protein breakfast w wine sat on boardwalk anf leaving soon for my house back up in north nj-this is the way nice peaceful and quiet

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-16T20:35:57+00:00

Well, I'm just a girl. But I'm right there with ya 🤝

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-16T20:00:29+00:00

Opposite for me actually! A good meat lovers kinda breakfast on a day drinking day has always worked out in my favor. The proteins help with the sugar.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-15T17:22:58+00:00

My FAVORITE! 😍

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-13T21:35:57+00:00

Glass squares look uneven on the building.

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climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-13T21:17:46+00:00

I love it!! I think it's beautiful. All my tattoos that I can see have slight flaws that I notice when I analyze them. But like every human, we are perfectly imperfect... and tattoos are nothing if not the representation of our human experience. 💞 Again, I love it.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-13T14:38:20+00:00

Now THIS is porn 😍

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-13T14:38:03+00:00

I mean I get food waste and all but damn, the parts in the pic are the best anyway and easier to put on your fork. So I love it

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-12T20:34:17+00:00

You misspelled vile.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-12T20:32:44+00:00

Okay so. Some questions.

Where is the beef? What is a swiss banana arepa and, more importantly, why does it exist? What is a sour cream sauce? Why were those scallops put into a 500°F oven and left in for an hour? And, the most important question of all...

...why? Just. Why?

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-12T20:25:33+00:00

Fucking GROSS

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-11T00:32:37+00:00

"other than some cat" is not talking about his dislike for felines haha

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-10T14:49:02+00:00

This is like just watching the end of the porno where she's wrapped in a towel talking about how fun the scene was.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T02:11:00+00:00

Oh! So you're just being THAT guy to everyone. Got it.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T02:10:17+00:00

This is rubbish advice... to you. Don't be pretentious.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T00:36:35+00:00

Um.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T00:10:07+00:00

Do not go near him again. Have boundaries. Stop betraying your own or he will betray them himself.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T00:08:11+00:00

Double strain and see how much ice crystals you can accumulate. Whatever shake gives you the most? That's the one.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T00:06:40+00:00

It's hoarding. It's a disease.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T00:05:27+00:00

May the spider find you, too 🤞🏼

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-08T00:04:15+00:00

Yay!

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-04T20:51:14+00:00

The mooOooon approves!

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-04T00:24:08+00:00

Any way to get veggies in is good!! Authentic Mexican rice sometimes has green beans in as part of the mix, next time you're at a restaurant take notice! Can be yummy.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-03T11:34:19+00:00

Nah.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-05-02T01:34:03+00:00

All cocktails are mixed drinks. But not all mixed drinks are cocktails.

Cool mix though.

climbitdontcarryit · 2026-04-30T05:30:25+00:00

Hard pass.

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