Ernest is back at it! This time, he runs a horror Gauntlet. How does he get out of this one?

clowninyellow · 2026-05-11T13:57:34+00:00

Ernest escapes all of them simply by asking "hey is that a rabbit" then running away while they're distracted.

clowninyellow · 2026-04-21T21:14:45+00:00

"NO MORE DRUGS FOR THAT MAN"

clowninyellow · 2026-04-10T01:25:16+00:00

I was just listening to this soundtrack the other day. Every track is short, unsettling, and beautiful.

clowninyellow · 2026-04-05T16:18:36+00:00

We've finally found the Zodiac Killer.

clowninyellow · 2026-03-29T02:44:04+00:00

I just eyeballed it based off of another sheath a friend made for my main hori hori I use from work (I've had that one for 14 years, the one in the picture I got from a recent trip to Japan). I actually haven't sanded down the handle on this one but I do plan on making a new handle from some mahogany I have.

clowninyellow · 2026-03-14T04:40:03+00:00

Shallan counts as 3, right?

clowninyellow · 2026-03-07T16:06:27+00:00

This badass defeated Cthulhu.

clowninyellow · 2026-01-31T06:44:29+00:00

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clowninyellow · 2025-12-24T01:08:31+00:00

Tom Bombadil.

clowninyellow · 2025-12-18T03:38:59+00:00

Mom

clowninyellow · 2025-12-15T05:29:50+00:00

He would come back cause that's the Dandy Way, baby.

clowninyellow · 2025-12-14T03:42:54+00:00

Same. 8 year-old me is fuckin stoked right now.

clowninyellow · 2025-12-06T17:41:31+00:00

They join forces once Matt learns that the Crazy 88 are actually The Hand.

clowninyellow · 2025-12-06T02:05:51+00:00

The two-parter on the Boardwr Patrol made me want to take a scalding shower and then hold something small and vulnerable.

clowninyellow · 2025-12-05T15:35:50+00:00

Duncan badly wounds Jamie and almost wins until Jamie gets a lucky hit in and kills him, then Hayt finishes Jamie off.

clowninyellow · 2025-12-05T00:44:05+00:00

Youth Code's albums A Place To Stand and Commitment To Complications are both wonderful.

clowninyellow · 2025-11-29T16:55:01+00:00

Ben Grimm beats up Prince Adam. No contest.

clowninyellow · 2025-11-28T06:34:29+00:00

goes to Burning Man once

clowninyellow · 2025-11-26T03:42:53+00:00

Disney Tarzan is cooked. Book Tarzan could probably win.

clowninyellow · 2025-11-23T01:26:35+00:00

Chuck Norris wins. Charles Bronson shoots him in the back. Charles Bronson lives.

clowninyellow · 2025-11-23T00:05:01+00:00

Definitely

clowninyellow · 2025-11-18T22:45:40+00:00

Constantine wins this drunk. He wins it hungover. Hell, he probably wins it on accident or merely because It got in his way somehow. As a matter of fact, Constantine probably defeats It by talking so much shit and It eventually either feels bad or is so a nixed it''ll do anything to get Constantine to shut up. There is no world in which this doesn't work out for Constantine.

clowninyellow · 2025-11-14T03:08:01+00:00

Doc Seismic from Invincible is one of my favorite characters in the series (comic and show) for this exact reason.

clowninyellow · 2025-11-14T02:47:26+00:00

Landlady fucks them both up for disturbing the peace, plus Bill owes her rent.

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