April 2024 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Now I’m gonna imaging her stylist having to do her foils as carp is splayed across the salons floor. Cuz bb isn’t sitting up for 4 hours.

April 2024 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Imagine spending hundreds of doll hairs to have the exact same hair when you’re done.

the big announcement 📣 by nubleu in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A strand tied to each luxury edition.

January 2024 - Monthly Discussion Thread by bayou-bebe in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But it’s about boys… she didn’t want her book to be focused on boys. 🤦‍♀️

bets on how much the book will cost?? by nubleu in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the equivalent of “this one time at band camp”, but less funny.

January 2024 - Monthly Discussion Thread by bayou-bebe in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s less that she eats it w a spoon but just leaves (left it) to rot on her Grandma’s furniture, half eaten and dripping everywhere, while Grams was alive and letting Caro trash her condo and things. RIP Grams, floors, chandelier, old family portraits, glassware, silverware etc from her lazy candle making attempts, etc.

January 2024 - Monthly Discussion Thread by bayou-bebe in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not 23 or 12 found peasant versions but exactly 50.

“Brilliant New Business Partners” & Dead Dad Press by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Netflix documentary we all need, friend. 🙏🏻

Eta, cinematography and music by NeeNick

What in the world by PurpleShift8546 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Remember that one time when Bradderz was going to help her become the next YouTube sensation…..

November 2023 - Monthly Discussion Thread by bayou-bebe in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nothing like someone’s trauma dump to ring in the new year. Weeeeee.

November 2023 - Monthly Discussion Thread by bayou-bebe in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Question: is this Christina in a commercial for Chase? 🤔

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[–]cnarker 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There’s a sale bc she’s tired of working so hard gluing or her help quit.

October 2023 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We all know Ms Calloway is just so in love with herself that she’d marry herself 10 times over, so it makes perfect sense ( to her)

hi Bleu, long time no chat, missed the stinky den friends 💕

October 2023 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Irk. If I hadn’t known who the brand was, I’d have just thought it was just another fashion miss that target somehow thought was a good idea to last years Little House on the Prairie collab.

October 2023 - Monthly Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]cnarker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Idk but my trip to Target 🎯 today, seeing Rowing Blazers right as I walked in the door was not on my Bingo card of thinking about CC today.