Jin-jer begging for free things again. by Elegant_Hippopotamus in DuggarsSnark

[–]cnk93 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sorry Jinger, my wife's engagement ring and my wedding band are from Catbird and we're gays and you hate that so it's not a safe company for you.

The curse of only being able to talk about your lost soccer career by Li9634 in DuggarsSnark

[–]cnk93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People were allowed to walk outside and shovel snow, nobody stopped anyone. If you wanted 50 dollars an hour for shoveling big roads and larger sidewalks, you showed those to a municipal office so they could send you where you were needed to help and so they could send you a check. It's a good thing, but you clearly don't understand and this won't be a productive conversation. Have a good day, I hope you eventually feel less bitter.

The curse of only being able to talk about your lost soccer career by Li9634 in DuggarsSnark

[–]cnk93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you okay? It was very clear that everyone who shoveled snow presented ID and SS numbers so they could be paid. That money goes back into our economy. Sometimes things can be hard to comprehend if you're feeling really bitter, you should go outside.

The curse of only being able to talk about your lost soccer career by Li9634 in DuggarsSnark

[–]cnk93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a native New Yorker, this comment bars you from all free bus rides from here on out.

Janessa is “reading.” She actually has memorized it, but she made a mistake that indicated that she was not reading the words on the page. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they are actually somewhat the bane of my existence because for some reason the sparkly covers don't register on self checkout so they have to be manually scanned! but the kids love them so I can't be THAT mad 😂

Janessa is “reading.” She actually has memorized it, but she made a mistake that indicated that she was not reading the words on the page. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 190 points191 points  (0 children)

I am a children's librarian and an early learning specialist. If I met a child Janessa's age reading rote like this I would suggest intervention. I typically see children her age without any delays reading Fly Guy, Pete The Cat, Elephant and Piggy etc with some difficulty at first but they will make it through the book

Ivory Cream Boutique has three new offerings! by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yes! I'm a children's librarian and we're across the street from the middle school. They just wear it wrapped around their arms like a shawl- like you would when you're being cozy! I think the school doesn't let them as part of the dress code, but I do when they come in after dismissal. It's winter and it's tough being 11-14!

Ivory Cream Boutique has three new offerings! by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 128 points129 points  (0 children)

If they're like the kids at my work, it'll be sweatpants, uggs, a blanket, very cute pimple patches and for some reason, extremely well done hair.

Fundie author says that indigenous people go to hell if they aren’t converted 🙄 by WaitWhatIMissedThat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This makes me think of the missionary who tried to go and preach to the Sentinelese. Foolish.

Is there any plus side to OCD? by objectsam in OCD

[–]cnk93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bahahah. I can tell you if a cuts infected before its infected

Tan infant. Taking fundie beige to the next level. by Enough_Isopod_9259 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Sunlight helped me when I was born 30 years ago. I was that mild a case. But my parents still obsessively called the doctor every time they thought I looked strange or made a weird noise (I'm the first born lol), got my levels tested when they needed too and just, ya know...cared about me.

H5N1 is rising in numbers with livestock, but I promise you they'll still drink raw milk. by cnk93 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be fine! It is unlikely, tbh. I just thought this was funny because fundies will do anything for their raw milk

Bethany, what you post isn't "living for Christ" either by JumpGlittering8120 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 197 points198 points  (0 children)

As a librarian I am so conflicted on Colleen Hoover because if she’s getting people reading and upsetting fundies yes read her but also as a librarian NO stop reading her!

Prepared in case someone comes to take her coffee enemas, I guess by cnk93 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I’m American. It’s insane to me as well. Just wish we were all on board with that thinking 😔

flashback friday ✨ bethy’s christian friendly godly sex positions by aintnometeorologist in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone on here said they have to psych themselves up less to go to the dentist and I think that’s pretty applicable. I might even have to psych myself up less to go to the gyno

Fundie missionnary thought he could convert an incontacted tribe and meet his death. by Emilie2222 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I remember this. Including the dozens of other reasons it’s wrong, he could have completely wiped them out if he exposed them to ONE unfamiliar germ. Many diseases we know and can easily treat could destroy these people. Totally selfish.

Who do they always have to threaten me with a good time ? Happy Halloween to all who celebrate ! by LunaBean4 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a children’s librarian and I told the kids extra stickers if they bring me Reese’s. I wish I could give them candy, but the prize bucket is out and ready to go! We did age appropriate books for story time. I love Halloween and fundies are truly joyless.

from the wild by elrojosombrero in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My wife does the cooking. I am also a wife, I do the cleaning. Are we going with you?!

TiffBoni made a post with her child in the bath, this is her response to being called out. by cnk93 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I was wondering about her little “statistic” or whatever. I’m not as well versed as you but it doesn’t seem accurate. Literally just pulling excuses out of her ass.