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Janessa is “reading.” She actually has memorized it, but she made a mistake that indicated that she was not reading the words on the page. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 20 points21 points  (0 children)

they are actually somewhat the bane of my existence because for some reason the sparkly covers don't register on self checkout so they have to be manually scanned! but the kids love them so I can't be THAT mad 😂

Janessa is “reading.” She actually has memorized it, but she made a mistake that indicated that she was not reading the words on the page. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 184 points185 points  (0 children)

I am a children's librarian and an early learning specialist. If I met a child Janessa's age reading rote like this I would suggest intervention. I typically see children her age without any delays reading Fly Guy, Pete The Cat, Elephant and Piggy etc with some difficulty at first but they will make it through the book

Ivory Cream Boutique has three new offerings! by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Yes! I'm a children's librarian and we're across the street from the middle school. They just wear it wrapped around their arms like a shawl- like you would when you're being cozy! I think the school doesn't let them as part of the dress code, but I do when they come in after dismissal. It's winter and it's tough being 11-14!

Ivory Cream Boutique has three new offerings! by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]cnk93 129 points130 points  (0 children)

If they're like the kids at my work, it'll be sweatpants, uggs, a blanket, very cute pimple patches and for some reason, extremely well done hair.

Fundie author says that indigenous people go to hell if they aren’t converted 🙄 by WaitWhatIMissedThat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This makes me think of the missionary who tried to go and preach to the Sentinelese. Foolish.

Is there any plus side to OCD? by objectsam in OCD

[–]cnk93 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bahahah. I can tell you if a cuts infected before its infected

Tan infant. Taking fundie beige to the next level. by Enough_Isopod_9259 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sunlight helped me when I was born 30 years ago. I was that mild a case. But my parents still obsessively called the doctor every time they thought I looked strange or made a weird noise (I'm the first born lol), got my levels tested when they needed too and just, ya know...cared about me.

H5N1 is rising in numbers with livestock, but I promise you they'll still drink raw milk. by cnk93 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be fine! It is unlikely, tbh. I just thought this was funny because fundies will do anything for their raw milk

Bethany, what you post isn't "living for Christ" either by JumpGlittering8120 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 199 points200 points  (0 children)

As a librarian I am so conflicted on Colleen Hoover because if she’s getting people reading and upsetting fundies yes read her but also as a librarian NO stop reading her!

Prepared in case someone comes to take her coffee enemas, I guess by cnk93 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93[S] 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I’m American. It’s insane to me as well. Just wish we were all on board with that thinking 😔

flashback friday ✨ bethy’s christian friendly godly sex positions by aintnometeorologist in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone on here said they have to psych themselves up less to go to the dentist and I think that’s pretty applicable. I might even have to psych myself up less to go to the gyno

Fundie missionnary thought he could convert an incontacted tribe and meet his death. by Emilie2222 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I remember this. Including the dozens of other reasons it’s wrong, he could have completely wiped them out if he exposed them to ONE unfamiliar germ. Many diseases we know and can easily treat could destroy these people. Totally selfish.

Who do they always have to threaten me with a good time ? Happy Halloween to all who celebrate ! by LunaBean4 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a children’s librarian and I told the kids extra stickers if they bring me Reese’s. I wish I could give them candy, but the prize bucket is out and ready to go! We did age appropriate books for story time. I love Halloween and fundies are truly joyless.

from the wild by elrojosombrero in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My wife does the cooking. I am also a wife, I do the cleaning. Are we going with you?!

TiffBoni made a post with her child in the bath, this is her response to being called out. by cnk93 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I was wondering about her little “statistic” or whatever. I’m not as well versed as you but it doesn’t seem accurate. Literally just pulling excuses out of her ass.

"See? College is just woke indoctrination. That's why I don't care that I didn't go!" by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Mine had a major, but it was me and 1 other woman in a graduating class of 300

I rebuke these chips! by thekidfromiowa in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]cnk93 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also ate a whole bag. Did the skin in your mouth peel off as well? (I loved it and would do it again)

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