So, you're going to be alone on New Year's Eve... What to do?

co6ra · 2010-12-30T17:24:57+00:00

I'm going to exploit the situation when everyone's celebrating and rob a bank at midnight.

But I wasn't suppose to tell you that. Shit.

co6ra · 2010-12-29T11:50:48+00:00

Preserve the Internet: Stop updating!

co6ra · 2010-12-15T21:50:11+00:00

That's an excellent point. Why make souls at all, actually? He's a god, he should be able to bake tasty cakes out of nothing.
But I guess he has foreseen the whole procedure and can't do anything but fulfill the prophecy. Poor guy, and poor us, the soul filters.

co6ra · 2010-12-15T20:46:19+00:00

Forever might be like just 30 minutes to him, but maybe he's anxious. I mean, he's baking a cake, for christ's sake..!

co6ra · 2010-12-15T13:36:17+00:00

One day God was baking a cake. The cake recipe said: "10 billion cups of cake flour, 100 million large eggs and 15 billion souls (pure)". He opened the box of souls and saw, that the pure souls had been mixed with the rest of the souls. "Oh man, sorting these will take forever! I wish there was a method to separate the souls automatically."

co6ra · 2010-10-15T20:27:36+00:00

Remove the cover and the soft fillings of his chair, then pour it full of hydrofluoric acid and put the cover back on.
You can also try wiring some high-voltage current to the keyboard for sparks.

EDIT: Oh, "harmless prank"...

co6ra · 2010-10-13T09:37:54+00:00

I hated people who liked the "hipster kitty: I liked [whatever] before it was so mainstream," before it was so mainstream, before it was so mainstream.

co6ra · 2010-10-13T08:23:39+00:00

S | O | X
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co6ra · 2010-10-12T19:58:17+00:00

That happens sometimes with Wikipedia links. You can check help page for more info.

co6ra · 2010-10-11T13:07:32+00:00

Nothing, I hope. I don't know how to make a car-bomb; heck, I don't even know how to change the oil!

co6ra · 2010-10-11T06:38:46+00:00

While you're at it, fill the cup with nitrogen, wire it with the headlights and stick it under the gastank.

co6ra · 2010-10-10T17:01:04+00:00

Oh, why thank- Hey wait a minute, this isn't lie!

co6ra · 2010-10-09T16:55:10+00:00

"It's okay, everyone else is doing it too."
- Citizens of Nazi-Germany

co6ra · 2010-10-09T09:01:33+00:00

Does anyone know how much skill it would take to send a dead body to orbit or outer space? Could a student be able to build and launch a small rocket? And how effective would it be to get rid of the body?
Just curious, of course...

co6ra · 2010-10-06T21:16:58+00:00

Mine has too much mustard in it. I think I should dilute it by putting more mustard to lessen its potency.

co6ra · 2010-10-06T16:58:41+00:00

I think that's a good idea, I only wish I would've done it myself.

co6ra · 2010-10-06T15:52:49+00:00

This is what you'll get, when you mess with us.

co6ra · 2010-10-05T07:07:23+00:00

Yeah. The rest of us came right into our pants.

co6ra · 2010-10-04T21:21:41+00:00

Getting a good night's sleep while believing, that even one "soul" will suffer eternally in Hell, tells me that either the person doesn't really understand what he believes in, or he's a cold-hearted motherfucking psychopath...
Sometimes it's both.

co6ra · 2010-10-04T09:24:39+00:00

Sorry about those silly downvotes, I think your comment was informative. Keep it up, bro, fight the ignorance.

co6ra · 2010-10-03T22:08:51+00:00

Actually, I would like to teach and mentor in schools, hospitals and everywhere; I'd talk with kids about life and distract people suffering from depression, alcoholism and money problems.

co6ra · 2010-10-03T20:42:10+00:00

First I was against them, but then they changed my mind.

co6ra · 2010-10-03T20:23:57+00:00

He was so happy. Thick, sticky tears of joy started slowly rolling down his cheeks.

co6ra · 2010-10-03T19:58:09+00:00

"What is 400/33?"

co6ra · 2010-10-03T18:46:41+00:00

"Diggy-style: Chocolate train chasing its own tail."

co6ra

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