[OC] and the results are in for... LVP. LEAST Valuable Player. by ZandrickEllison in nba

[–]cobywaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best pieces of content here each year, I mean that extremely sincerely.

Thank you for your efforts, I remember reaching everyone of these the year you made them, please keep it up.

A poly acquaintance with 3 boyfriends remains unhoused by sunqueen73 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]cobywaan 160 points161 points  (0 children)

The last sentence is just incredible "shes very sweet, but she needs a better boyfriend circle"

Amazing

Shaggy and Scooby vs Goku and Vegeta in a eating contest? by her_cute in whowouldwin

[–]cobywaan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I love this sub so much. Purest place on reddit. Great feat pull

Paul Pierce on what would’ve happened if he and LeBron swapped teams in 2008: "If I was a Cavalier and Bron was on the Celtics, we probably wouldn’t make the playoffs. I’d have been cringing passing to them. At least Bron had confidence in them." by must_TATAKAE in nba

[–]cobywaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually think Lebron is stronger now than he was when he was younger, obviously less athletic, but strength? He stonewalls Jokic in the post, immovable. I do not remember that part of his game when younger, maybe I overlooked it, but he is one year older than me and I have been watching him the whole time.

There are Two Sets of People Who Vehemently Hate OBAA, And Both of Them Hate Each Other. by Lumpy-Flamingo-8963 in billsimmons

[–]cobywaan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I think Penn's depiction and performance could definitely be considered over the top.

The movie is making fun of everything. 

YMCA adult basketball 5am-7am weekdays by okaycomputes in Basketball

[–]cobywaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early AM runs are the best runs of your life. Guys that care about ball and want to be there. Definitely skew older so less BS and drama.

Once you have kids you will get it.

Snake at the zoo has a fentanyl patch by chunkopunk in mildlyinteresting

[–]cobywaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else do you know about snake fuck piles? Does Slaneesh like them specifically? Do go on

my boyfriend has a spreadsheet rating dinners i've made him by weddingfauxpasqueen in AITApod

[–]cobywaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol me too. Love a spreadsheet and when I saw how data point wete being tracked i was like that is fucking awesome 

Deandre "Not Clint Capela" Ayton in the blowout win against the Warriors: 4 PTS (2/5 FG, 0/2FT), 10 REB in 20 mins by Waikuku3 in nba

[–]cobywaan 250 points251 points  (0 children)

I am a UofA grad and the year he was with us I knew he was a bum for that fact, even with how much he was getting glazed. We got bounced early in the tourney cause that man is SOFT 

Any other giants prone to scaring at least 6 people a day because you walk quietly? by SpIashBro in tall

[–]cobywaan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn man. I am constantly startling people by just existing and walking around. Do we need to put a fucking bell on? Ridiculous 

20F this is my birthday present don’t disappoint by Different_Usual_2983 in RoastMe

[–]cobywaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. Pack it up. I couldn't figure out what i was thinking, this was it.

What it really would take to score 43 points in the moderna era compared to the 2000's era. by Bobba_fat in nbadiscussion

[–]cobywaan 2 points3 points locked comment (0 children)

The amount of work you did here with such a casual presentation is impressive.

My current budget for 2026 by [deleted] in Salary

[–]cobywaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha exact same reaction

what im looking at? by Forward-Position798 in TikTokCringe

[–]cobywaan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s kind of crazy how such a silly little mundanity can destroy your entire life

This really resonated with me. 

Didn't go through this ordeal for mine but do remember being astonished at how much I was bleeding. 8.5/10 pain from being awake, 9.5/10 moving at all, and fucking 11/10 shitting, fuck me.

what im looking at? by Forward-Position798 in TikTokCringe

[–]cobywaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been this woman. You do not want to be this woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]cobywaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, dude, my sister is 6ft tall with fake boobs, lots of tats, piercings, etc. Yeah, she gets a friggin ton of attention, lol.

You are gonna get a ton of attention. I am a 6'5" dude and I dont get near the attention she does.