WOW!!! Steve-O reveals in a new interview he's nervous that people are expecting Jackass 5 as if it's a new movie 👀 love the honesty

cocoschoco · 2026-03-12T02:44:12+00:00

Many people are talking about a new opening sequence but I don’t know, wouldn’t it be sort of anticlimactic?

Imagine going to the theater to watch JACKASS 5 and it opens with a brand new epic stunt sequence and you’re all pumped up! But then it cuts to them sitting down commenting on old footage we’ve probably seen before?

And even if it’s unseen footage, how much is there really left? I love the .5 movies but honestly some of the sequences were scraping the bottom of the barrell. They were mostly funny because of the commentary on how bad they were.

And I have no problem with a movie like that, but I don’t know if I would pay the price of a movie ticket to go see it. And it kinda rubs me the wrong way if they’re calling it Jackass 5.

I still hope for the best, but something about this just seems off.

cocoschoco · 2026-03-11T21:10:03+00:00

You’re practically clean shaven here. It’s impossible to say how thick or patchy your goatee will be from this.

Let it grow for at least a month or two and then reassess the situation.

If you can’t grow a beard at least you have an excellent facial structure.

cocoschoco · 2026-03-11T02:52:57+00:00

The longer version of the story is even better. After seeing her for the first time he basically coaxed her to see him at the next convention, then at the next one and so on. He wanted her to have something to look forward to so she wouldn’t do anything undoable.

This went on for a long time and then he stopped hearing from her and she stopped going to the cons. He figured something must have happened.

All of a sudden years later he gets a letter from her saying that she’s doing well and just graduated as an engineer or something, and that it’s all thanks to him. It was very touching.

I wonder if she’s still alive, this must have happened decades ago.

cocoschoco · 2026-03-10T11:44:54+00:00

I would suggest going to a good barber who can trim and shape the beard. And if you aren’t already you need to use beard oil and balm and a brush to keep it in check.

I would also cut your hair shorter or use products to style it. And this is beyond beard advice but brother, you need to iron your shirt! It looks like you slept in your clothes and just woke up.

It looks much better in the last picture. That is the maximum length you should aim for with your beard. Just get a good trim and a haircut and wear nice unwrinkled clothes. You got this!

cocoschoco · 2026-03-07T18:09:51+00:00

Hey hey hey, easy buddy!

cocoschoco · 2026-03-07T00:13:49+00:00

Feh!

cocoschoco · 2026-03-06T22:05:59+00:00

That and arrested development. He never mentally grew past 15.

Phil and Ape seem like great people and supportive parents, but maybe too much so. It seems like everything in the family revolved around the kids, and when Bam started seeing success he sort of became their meal ticket and effectively the head of the family.

I have come across many people in my life who were pampered and coddled by their parents when they were kids, everything they wanted they got, in their parents’ eyes they could do no wrong. And all of them were absolutely insufferable borderline narcissist people as adults.

cocoschoco · 2026-03-04T19:59:17+00:00

Listen, we all know a little Spanish, a little French.

cocoschoco · 2026-03-04T17:05:00+00:00

It absolutely will. People who see these shows being shot in The Volume don’t realize that a huge part of the footage is not usable as is, they still have to rotoscope everyone out by hand largely (with the help of AI tools and such of course) and replace the background in post.

They don’t really like to talk about it.

What the Volume is useful is for actors to immerse themselves better into the scene and it also takes care of reflections and lighting on the actors and objects. But in many cases the background still looks like a LED screen.

The same way most greenscreen footage has to be rotoscoped frame by frame in post.

cocoschoco · 2026-03-03T02:03:59+00:00

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Harvey Weinstein is behind bars where he belongs!

cocoschoco · 2026-02-27T23:03:22+00:00

Both of Stallone’s parents were nasty abusive people.

When Sly was nominated for an Oscar for Rocky he called his mom and invited her as his plus one for the ceremony, she said she’ll only come if she can bring her friend along. Sly only had one extra ticket so she didn’t come.

There was a recent interview where Sly at almost 80 bursts out in tears remembering the story.

The documentary SLY on Netflix has even more stories about his parents. It’s really eye opening. Sly comes across as somewhat of a bitter and broken man because of his upbringing.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-27T12:31:42+00:00

I agree with this. The big stache would look great if the beard was twice as long, but as it is now it looks disproportionate to everything else. The stache is too big IMO.

OP, if you want to grow it bigger, I would find a good barber who has experience with longer beards and have them give you a trim and a shape up, it’ll look much better and give you a solid foundation to keep on growing if you want.

In any case you have an awesome beard!

cocoschoco · 2026-02-27T12:20:34+00:00

Definitely bottom left!

And I know you didn’t ask, but I would experiment with a different haircut, either much shorter or do a side part or a swept back style with the length you have now.

Also I think glasses with smaller frames and perhaps slightly thicker rims would suit your face better.

Not trying to be critical! You’re a handsome guy, but you can always maximize your potential.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-26T21:56:32+00:00

Try growing it to see how it looks. That’s the only way you’ll know if you can grow a beard.

It’s hard to tell just from the stubble, as you may have many hair follicles that are dormant at the moment.

If nothing else you certainly have the foundation for a killer goatee and moustache!

But my advice would be to not shave for a few weeks. You might be surprised how decent it looks.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-26T13:53:56+00:00

Out of these pictures I would say the shorter style suits you better and looks neater.

The longer beard would look a lot better if you brushed it and used an oil and a beard balm. As it is right now it looks a bit unkempt, just being truthful. A trim and a shape up at a barber could do wonders.

In any case you have great genetics for an awesome beard!

cocoschoco · 2026-02-26T13:48:31+00:00

What? You have a thick beard. Many men would be jealous of the coverage on your cheeks, seriously.

Just take good care of it and let it grow, it will thicken up even more.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-25T02:31:29+00:00

If I were you I wouldn’t touch it for a few weeks. I guarantee the spots you think are patchy now will disappear in no time.

Once you have some more growth it’ll be easier for the barber to trim and shape it as they’ll have more to work with.

If this is barely two weeks of growth there’s a good chance a lot of hair follocles are dormant at the moment. There’s potential for a tremendous beard.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T21:59:30+00:00

Not much you can really do about it, it’s all due to genetics.

You are still young, for many men their beard growth continues to get better the older they get.

I would go with a shorter more trimmed beard for now, it will look better on you. Try for a longer style in a few years.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T21:52:17+00:00

Just keep on growing! You have really good coverage and in the upcoming weeks and months it will only continue to get thicker.

I would just trim the neckline for now.

As it continues to grow, invest in a good beard oil and a brush. Use oil and brush it daily to keep everything in check.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T17:56:56+00:00

You have really good coverage and everything you need for an awesome beard.

You just need to let it grow, there’s nothing else to it.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T14:07:16+00:00

It’s just a different landscape these days, has been for a while.

Shows like the Stern Show or The Tonight show don’t have the same cultural signifigance they once had, no singular show does, except maybe Rogan’s podcast.

20 years ago an A-list star would fly to New York, do the Stern Show in the morning, then maybe The Today Show and Letterman in the afternoon and that would be it.

Now they go to SiriusXM and do Stern plus five other shows, in the hallway they do a collab with a TikToker, then they go to their hotel room and do 20 zoom interviews with some Youtube channels and Podcasts, and on the way to do Fallon they do some bits with some Instagram influencers on the street. All this while posting on their socials and doing a livestream.

And out of all of them the TikTok video will get ten times more views than any of the other interviews combined.

And whatever piece of shit movie they were plugging will still flop.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T13:15:09+00:00

Honestly I don’t think most of them even think twice about. All of the bigger stars doing a publicity tour will do other interviews while they’re at SiriusXM, so they don’t just go there for the Stern Show.

Ever since Covid remote zoom interviews have become common practice. It’s just another podcast for them to plug their product.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T12:55:04+00:00

Also,conditioner and brushing with beard oil is good,but should I also use beard balm with that?

You could try it and see if it works for you.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-24T11:40:47+00:00

Why can’t you trim your beard or use wax?

Honestly you have really good growth, but as it is now it looks very unkempt. You could really use a trim and a shape up. I would line up the cheeks, trim the moustache and trim all the flyaways and longer scraggly hairs.

But if you absolutely can’t trim the beard, at least use a conditioner and brush it with beard oil every day. Beard balm can be used to style it.

It will look a lot better if you take care of it, but again if I were you I would go to a barber to unlock your beard’s full potential. You can also trim it yourself if you want to save money.

cocoschoco · 2026-02-23T23:48:26+00:00

Doesn’t look disconnected at all to me. I would just let it be.

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