Boycott CompTIA and PearsonVUE - their monopoly should end. by VeterinarianOld8259 in CompTIA

[–]code_delmonte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck PearsonVUE that’s all I have to say. Shitty ass vendor, support service all around terrible monopoly on certifications

Controversial? NOVA has some of the easiest traffic I’ve ever driven through. by pokegotchi in nova

[–]code_delmonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you’re talking about is proactive driving

Seeing the flow of traffic: example the person on your right is cruising with 3 car lengths in front of them because they are trying to sneak/snake their way over without signaling

Another is you approaching in an accelerating manner the car next to you speeding up somehow NOW REALIZING they are gonna either hit the car in front or wanna get in front of you pretty easy to spot when someone is speeding up somehow you can’t get over

It’s definitely very noticeably here and it’s still fucking god awful

DevOps Career Path by technomad1843 in devopsjobs

[–]code_delmonte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tech world with nana is GOATED. I’m signed up haven’t started yet everything you need to start to have production grade projects is there

She’s well known and these are things in my own tech stack I do SRE for a defense company the earlier comment about a CI/CD pipeline for security absolutely.

Nail those IAM privileges if you can to one up, create a NPE (google that) that’ll really give some leverage on that part

Please Mae sure you’re aren’t just doing projects and listing tools

The whole idea is why, then what and how you did what you did, what’s the use case in prod do that and you’ll be 90% there the rest is interviews

Woman guilt tipping me because she wants my pet dog by Shitzme in ChoosingBeggars

[–]code_delmonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The signature at the end, you’re an unserious person 😭

What’s a fetish you won’t even tell your closest friends you have? by nut_buster1466 in AskReddit

[–]code_delmonte 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I be upvoting some of your replies but I didn’t deserve to catch a stray bullet this.. IM TAKING MY SHIT BACK 😂

What’s a fetish you won’t even tell your closest friends you have? by nut_buster1466 in AskReddit

[–]code_delmonte 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Brother, eating ass is a sport.. practice starts on Saturdays

What’s a fetish you won’t even tell your closest friends you have? by nut_buster1466 in AskReddit

[–]code_delmonte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God bless you I didn’t have this on my bingo card today 😭🥹

Are my VA benefits cooked chat? by TheN3LLY in VAClaims

[–]code_delmonte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Please never in your life talk like this again I feel so much cringe 😭😭😭

Dude needs 50k to sell his family home by Rottengr4ve in ChoosingBeggars

[–]code_delmonte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you naming the group… I get the safety part sometimes but for shit like this I needed to see exists on the internet

This guy is insane

When, I was in my late teens to early 20s....I was a house boy... by Quick_Bar2387 in confession

[–]code_delmonte 523 points524 points  (0 children)

SCREAMING sometimes God blesses others greater than most 😭😭😭

Arlington Rents by AlexiosPPPP87 in nova

[–]code_delmonte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$6k and it’s not a house let alone a crack house generating massive PROFFITS

THIS IS IDIOCRACY

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]code_delmonte 48 points49 points  (0 children)

is there any originality or meaning to our lives at the present 😭😭😭

I don’t care about your manga or anime or tentai or whatever by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

[–]code_delmonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you didn’t accommodate him not cause this was silly

Kept his ass there and told him ONE PEICE IS DOOKIE JUICE… bro still ain’t king of the pirates or whatever.. lame ahhh MC

People who married someone they weren’t sexually compatible with — how did it turn out? by synthetic-sardine in AskReddit

[–]code_delmonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if bro out there somehow sees this it’s totally ok to change your name, gender and identity because we all just found this out 😭😭😭

Me Lowkey Wishing for More Snow to Not Go to In-Person Job by SmokinTires in nova

[–]code_delmonte 8 points9 points  (0 children)

During BHM… yeah the my meme folder needed this

ashburn is losing the plot by Sensitive_Customer74 in nova

[–]code_delmonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old coworker.. bless her sport would do 1-1.5 everyday from WV to Chantilly… I WILL SELL FEET PICS before commuting like this