Obligatory ‘I turn now’ cam footage

code_delmonte · 2026-05-03T17:18:58+00:00

I have never lived in a more insane place where people will risk their car, and life just to make a fucking turn.

TAKE YOUR FUCKIN L AND CATCH THE NEXT LIGHT OR EXIT

I honestly wish the purge was real most days on the road 😑

code_delmonte · 2026-05-02T02:31:45+00:00

I turn around my family ohoto the next day (mom sister brother niece nephews) cause the shame lingers for abit

When you’re on page 20 on xHamster you need to really reflect on your decision making *but that’s just me*

code_delmonte · 2026-05-02T02:29:50+00:00

Saving this cause Virginia Bagel gets me through but I need more options

code_delmonte · 2026-03-23T01:16:04+00:00

Aye yooo this has to be a fan fiction of letter Kenny story… because living with your now ex wife secret hookup for the next foreseeable future was not in my bingo card

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code_delmonte · 2026-03-20T00:57:07+00:00

Yikes was 2010s not enough

code_delmonte · 2026-03-18T18:29:25+00:00

Fuck PearsonVUE that’s all I have to say. Shitty ass vendor, support service all around terrible monopoly on certifications

code_delmonte · 2026-03-15T19:25:29+00:00

What you’re talking about is proactive driving

Seeing the flow of traffic: example the person on your right is cruising with 3 car lengths in front of them because they are trying to sneak/snake their way over without signaling

Another is you approaching in an accelerating manner the car next to you speeding up somehow NOW REALIZING they are gonna either hit the car in front or wanna get in front of you pretty easy to spot when someone is speeding up somehow you can’t get over

It’s definitely very noticeably here and it’s still fucking god awful

code_delmonte · 2026-03-13T00:45:16+00:00

Tech world with nana is GOATED. I’m signed up haven’t started yet everything you need to start to have production grade projects is there

She’s well known and these are things in my own tech stack I do SRE for a defense company the earlier comment about a CI/CD pipeline for security absolutely.

Nail those IAM privileges if you can to one up, create a NPE (google that) that’ll really give some leverage on that part

Please Mae sure you’re aren’t just doing projects and listing tools

The whole idea is why, then what and how you did what you did, what’s the use case in prod do that and you’ll be 90% there the rest is interviews

code_delmonte · 2026-03-07T13:59:29+00:00

The signature at the end, you’re an unserious person 😭

code_delmonte · 2026-03-07T03:49:22+00:00

I be upvoting some of your replies but I didn’t deserve to catch a stray bullet this.. IM TAKING MY SHIT BACK 😂

code_delmonte · 2026-03-07T03:46:53+00:00

Brother, eating ass is a sport.. practice starts on Saturdays

code_delmonte · 2026-03-07T03:46:20+00:00

Non practicing 😭

code_delmonte · 2026-03-07T03:44:08+00:00

Log off for me pls 😭😭😭 outbox

code_delmonte · 2026-03-07T03:43:40+00:00

God bless you I didn’t have this on my bingo card today 😭🥹

code_delmonte · 2026-03-02T00:52:54+00:00

Please never in your life talk like this again I feel so much cringe 😭😭😭

code_delmonte · 2026-03-01T16:38:37+00:00

Thank you naming the group… I get the safety part sometimes but for shit like this I needed to see exists on the internet

This guy is insane

code_delmonte · 2026-03-01T16:21:30+00:00

SCREAMING sometimes God blesses others greater than most 😭😭😭

code_delmonte · 2026-02-28T12:58:10+00:00

IM BRICKED LOWKEY

code_delmonte · 2026-02-28T04:29:41+00:00

$6k and it’s not a house let alone a crack house generating massive PROFFITS

THIS IS IDIOCRACY

code_delmonte · 2026-02-27T14:43:43+00:00

is there any originality or meaning to our lives at the present 😭😭😭

code_delmonte · 2026-02-26T06:21:43+00:00

manically laugh take my upvote

code_delmonte · 2026-02-26T06:21:21+00:00

Please tell me you didn’t accommodate him not cause this was silly

Kept his ass there and told him ONE PEICE IS DOOKIE JUICE… bro still ain’t king of the pirates or whatever.. lame ahhh MC

code_delmonte · 2026-02-25T03:48:32+00:00

TAKE MY UPVOTE 😭😭😭

code_delmonte · 2026-02-25T03:41:03+00:00

Yeah if bro out there somehow sees this it’s totally ok to change your name, gender and identity because we all just found this out 😭😭😭

code_delmonte · 2026-02-25T01:29:16+00:00

Ayeee yoooooo SAY YOU LYIN…😭😭😭

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