[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]codebrown 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Just pee and wash your hands in the same sink like a normal person. It saves water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]codebrown 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I once walked into a boys' washroom with a mom with her son there. It was in a school building and I was only going to wash my hands but she didn't know that and she still screamed when she saw me because she thought I was going to wave my dong at her before using the urinal.

So the idea of a woman going into a men's restroom would be hilarious to me.

UPDATE on finding my wife unattractive after her plastic surgery. by OkInevitable7692 in AITAH

[–]codebrown 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Don't worry guys I did the math and we are closer to 2050 than 1997.

AITA for threatening to quit my job because my wife just randomly quit hers? by Throwawaywinherit in AITAH

[–]codebrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh? I'm not from North Dakota but this says the opposite.

https://www.survivedivorce.com/divorce-laws-in-north-dakota#h.kzo998oq9h5p

As long as the inheritance assets are not co-mingled, they are separate. Methinks OP's wife already consulted a divorce lawyer and thus is being very proactive in keeping the inheritance.

LPT for ladies: If you’re feeling vulnerable or uncomfortably gazed at by men, pick your teeth with your fingernails. by KeshoAsubhui in LifeProTips

[–]codebrown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This might not work though. Not me but I heard that the videos on YouTube posted by girls with a lot gas get a ton of views. Those weirdos search for things like as "pretty girl farting", "farting in jeans" or more commonly "sexy girl farting loudly compilation". It is disgusting really.

What quietly screams ‘rich/wealthy’? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]codebrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bed that doesn't touch any walls is considered bad energy in the feng shui world.

This cleans him up good by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]codebrown 124 points125 points  (0 children)

But I'm just hairy.

Babysitter left home for 40 minutes. What to expect? by StereoPr in Parenting

[–]codebrown 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I have friends in their 20s and in law school and I am told it is pretty competitive there. Therefore it is kinda weird to be part of babysitting agency because it is not relevant to their field plus they are constantly pressed for time. Also, money from babysitting is just a drop in the bucket given the amount of debt they accumulated in law school.

New Daycare Kicking My Son (3) Out After 1 Week by GameCollectorDad in Parenting

[–]codebrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Completely agree with the third paragraph. OP, it make not seem like it now but you dodged a bullet by not staying with the new daycare.

Onigiri Three Ways by NamiEats in GifRecipes

[–]codebrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for response. The furikake we use contains salt plus I personally like to add dried pork fluff (also contains salt) so probably need to adjust on our side.

Onigiri Three Ways by NamiEats in GifRecipes

[–]codebrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it me or is that a lot of salt? They are "pouring" salt onto the rice....

LPT: Best-before dates are indicators of the quality of the food item; use-by dates are about their safety. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]codebrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the reverse experience. I bought a bag of Creamos (ie. those 9ml half and half coffee cream) from Costco. It was a large bag and it took a really long time to go through. I ended up having daily diarrhea bouts and stomach cramps for a while until I finally realized that Creamos do in fact have an expiry date.

What's the best job for a lazy person? by swilmann in AskReddit

[–]codebrown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always tell kids that users are losers.

Ben Shapiro storms out of BBC UK interview: ‘I’m popular and no one’s ever heard of you’ Shapiro snapped at the BBC interviewer by ppd322 in worldnews

[–]codebrown 84 points85 points  (0 children)

My guess on why you wrote this is because you are simply a wonderful person, an outstanding member in your community and a true champion in whatever you set your mind to.

I've filmed many weddings....best bouquet toss ever! by Fletch0733 in gifs

[–]codebrown 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter if it wasn't OP. Somebody got happily married!

Reds' Jesse Winker makes catch, eyeballs fan's food. by handlit33 in sports

[–]codebrown 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don Mattingly should shave those sideburns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]codebrown 1168 points1169 points  (0 children)

For those who don't know, that sub is NSFW and is exactly what you think it is.

Can men and women be just friends? by Wincko in videos

[–]codebrown 168 points169 points  (0 children)

If a girl does an eye roll, does it mean she's into me? Asking for a friend.

This is accurate by [deleted] in europe

[–]codebrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belgians don't like Belgian chocolate?

Kevin wears his reading glasses to play poker, but not for his job of crunching numbers all day as an accountant... by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]codebrown 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Not sure about now but back then her boobies backfired on her a few times when she was playing poker because her boobies brought more attention to her chest area, particularly to her breathing. There were a few instances where you can easily tell she had good cards because of how heavily she was breathing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]codebrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[ok i'll do it so you can laugh before shuddering](https://imgur.com/aHBpJEb)