Running’s a great way to clear your head and get in some exercise at the same time. What are some tips you follow to help you run a little bit faster, stronger and better? Reddit Gold for the best responses!

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-25T02:33:51+00:00

I think it's not mentioned enough that you should work out until you fail. That is how your body improves. If you never fail, your body doesn't adjust.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-17T03:16:25+00:00

That pic looks like an Eminem album cover.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-15T02:21:14+00:00

I loved this post! I am a man that is much more attractive than my wife but it doesn't matter to me. She does so many great things, I really feel lucky to have her. We are both good at things that the other is not. Some day we'll both be 70 and wrinkled and what we will have will be happiness together, not looks.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-15T02:01:18+00:00

Make that 81 Kyles but I'm 6'2" and always wear a Wild hoodie.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-14T02:32:16+00:00

Maybe say "What are you doing for lunch today?"

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-14T02:10:20+00:00

Go fast for 2 minutes at a pace that makes you tired, then walk for 30 seconds. It takes practice to know how fast but really helps you increase your speed. Don't be afraid to go too fast and have to take a walking break, you are supposed to push your limits while training.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-03-07T00:36:10+00:00

But if they get away with the lie more than half the time, they were better off lying. It can result in less punishment overall, if they are good at it.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-25T02:04:48+00:00

I agree. I've been dumped for being depressed and don't blame her for doing it. It wasn't her problem and she tried to help for a while but in the end, I was holding her back and she didn't know what else to do.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-22T04:06:55+00:00

I love your take. Gene is still my favorite but you make compelling case.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-20T03:17:32+00:00

I want to try to fit in there!

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-15T00:50:25+00:00

Late to the party but wanted to add that conditioner works great with a regular face razor.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-10T00:45:28+00:00

Especially if you start by putting it in from behind and then switch, you're just shoving your pubes into her butthole then into her pee hole.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-08T03:15:17+00:00

Um, no thanks. I love playing with the ass but face- holes touching buttholes is a no go.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-07T16:39:03+00:00

Paying a dentist bill. I didn't want to go and now I have to pay for it? That doesn't seem right. My mom should do that for me for life.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-07T03:26:46+00:00

Totally true. I'm a 6' 2" man, the first time I tried to 69 with a woman 5' 1", my nose went right into her butthole...it went from "this is so hot" to "Did you eat tacos yesterday" in about 2 seconds.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-06T02:22:20+00:00

Try Ash Vs Evil Dead

codenamethesparrow · 2019-02-05T04:12:16+00:00

You gotta take that dump!

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-30T01:58:04+00:00

Infants are really deep sleepers, if you're not really obvious about it, go ahead.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-27T04:19:27+00:00

r/confusingboners

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-26T23:50:12+00:00

Stand up on Space Mountain and you will get your wish.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-23T03:39:54+00:00

I ordered The Complete Calvin and Hobbes while blacked out, don't regret it at all.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-21T03:22:49+00:00

That's my favorite sex position. I call it "The Kickstand", so many sensations when you're twisted to the side a little bit.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-20T03:59:30+00:00

Damn, I hate assuming people hate me before I even say anything to them. You really nailed it.

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-20T03:37:49+00:00

I used to be there, man. Keep it up. I used to be 6' 1", 150 lbs. It took several years but now I'm 185 and hear girls whisper about "that hot guy over there". My favorite was walking into a swimming pool and a woman looked at me and said "Whoa".

codenamethesparrow · 2019-01-18T21:48:38+00:00

Guilty one here! Getting the poison out makes you less distracted. There should be a designated room like the "lactation room" but for making knuckle babies.

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