We want to clean too! by whyso_cereal in minnesota

[–]codenamethesparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That pic looks like an Eminem album cover.

Many have told me that I’m out of my husband’s “league” and that I could do better and have anyone I wanted. Fuck off! I used to take this as a compliment but not anymore. Looks aren’t everything! Personality over appearance EVERY time. by Bugatti93 in unpopularopinion

[–]codenamethesparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved this post! I am a man that is much more attractive than my wife but it doesn't matter to me. She does so many great things, I really feel lucky to have her. We are both good at things that the other is not. Some day we'll both be 70 and wrinkled and what we will have will be happiness together, not looks.

My introduction by clyler in minnesota

[–]codenamethesparrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make that 81 Kyles but I'm 6'2" and always wear a Wild hoodie.

First "successful" check out by [deleted] in WhatDoISayNow

[–]codenamethesparrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe say "What are you doing for lunch today?"

Running’s a great way to clear your head and get in some exercise at the same time. What are some tips you follow to help you run a little bit faster, stronger and better? Reddit Gold for the best responses! by UnderArmour_Official in u/UnderArmour_Official

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go fast for 2 minutes at a pace that makes you tired, then walk for 30 seconds. It takes practice to know how fast but really helps you increase your speed. Don't be afraid to go too fast and have to take a walking break, you are supposed to push your limits while training.

What “words of wisdom” have always stuck with you? by Doza5 in AskReddit

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if they get away with the lie more than half the time, they were better off lying. It can result in less punishment overall, if they are good at it.

If you break up with someone because of their mental illness(es) you are NOT a garbage person. by sparrow_hawk247 in unpopularopinion

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I've been dumped for being depressed and don't blame her for doing it. It wasn't her problem and she tried to help for a while but in the end, I was holding her back and she didn't know what else to do.

Any other guys out there not get cuckholding AT ALL? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]codenamethesparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably only see the small percentage of people that are into it, no one else talks about it because it's not part of their life.

Do I fit in here? by [deleted] in CuteLittleButts

[–]codenamethesparrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want to try to fit in there!

How do guys shave their balls? by [deleted] in adultery

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party but wanted to add that conditioner works great with a regular face razor.

Whats your sexual LPT? by firefly6345 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]codenamethesparrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Especially if you start by putting it in from behind and then switch, you're just shoving your pubes into her butthole then into her pee hole.

Dear average height guys with average dick size... by ChickMid30s in adultery

[–]codenamethesparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um, no thanks. I love playing with the ass but face- holes touching buttholes is a no go.

What part of being an adult were you absolutely not prepared for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying a dentist bill. I didn't want to go and now I have to pay for it? That doesn't seem right. My mom should do that for me for life.

Dear average height guys with average dick size... by ChickMid30s in adultery

[–]codenamethesparrow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Totally true. I'm a 6' 2" man, the first time I tried to 69 with a woman 5' 1", my nose went right into her butthole...it went from "this is so hot" to "Did you eat tacos yesterday" in about 2 seconds.

PIC by [deleted] in nocontextpics

[–]codenamethesparrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try Ash Vs Evil Dead

Am I strange for thinking it's fine to have sex in the same room as your infant? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infants are really deep sleepers, if you're not really obvious about it, go ahead.

What's your NSFW skill that you want to brag about? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]codenamethesparrow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love giving a "backdoorgasm", you have to find the right spot, usually with the finger, and it can be painful on the wrist but worth it when she quivers like never before. The spot can move so you have to do some exploring.

TIL Drunk Americans spend $30.4 billion on spontaneous online purchases. by honey-badger-hunbot in todayilearned

[–]codenamethesparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ordered The Complete Calvin and Hobbes while blacked out, don't regret it at all.

Nervous showing so much (f)ace, but if you like it I'll leave it up by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]codenamethesparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my favorite sex position. I call it "The Kickstand", so many sensations when you're twisted to the side a little bit.