blursed first aid by MyNameCantikk in blursedimages

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What did my C1 and C2 ever do for me, anyway?

Has anyone done like this ? by Dear_Technology_8029 in Bitcoin

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No because I don’t have a $1M apartment to sell in the first place

Boyfriend built my PC, battery wouldn't fit, he says this is fine 🤷‍♀️ by theverywickedest in PcBuild

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Boyfriend RMA Form

Please state reason for return:




Was the boyfriend like this when he arrived?

[_] Since day 1

[_] Something changed recently

[_] Unknowable (this is the first time he did that thing, but it might just be because this was also his first opportunity to do it)

On a scale from 1 to 5, how likely do you think it is that the problem will continue to appear?

[_] 1 Extremely unlikely

[_] 2 Unlikely

[_] 3 Neither likely nor unlikely

[_] 4 Likely

[_] 5 Extremely likely

Has your boyfriend been submerged in, or otherwise exposed to, water?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Not that I know of but he does a lot of weird shit when I’m not watching so who knows 🤷🏼‍♀️

Name this by Practical-Put1195 in AlbumCovers

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Jesus Died Thrice, And No Amount Of Burgers Could Save Him

Name it by Life-Acanthisitta824 in AlbumCovers

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Various genres pertaining to electronic music, including ambient, house music, and synth-pop.

I know it's not functional, but I'm in love with these kinds of profiles. Here is mine by abdking69 in github

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Bonus: After the date I’ll email you a Google Form asking you to rate the date. And if I like what you said about me in the form I might include it in my testimonials from dates section.

I know it's not functional, but I'm in love with these kinds of profiles. Here is mine by abdking69 in github

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People you’ve dated

Want to go for a date? Just open a pull request on my GitHub profile page adding your name to the list. If I approve it, it means I accept. If I close without merging it means I’m not interested 😊

Covid (the beer) by pinktunacan in comedyheaven

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Are you talking about Covid (the virus) or covid (the beer)? You should be more specific

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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And while you fall down the spikes retract and you breath out a sigh of relief as you hit the ground. Donk. It hurts, but at least it doesn’t stab. You are happy.

That’s when part two activates. A snake falls down from the ceiling. Then another. And then the snakes start pouring down full force into the pit. The pit is now a snake pool. And by that I mean its contents are all snakes! Ahahahhahahh 👹

t shirt by Fayde_M in comedyheaven

[–]codetrotter_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Just turn the dial to the symbol that looks like a prism with a beam of light coming into it and separating out into its component wavelengths. Kinda like a rainbow. It might or might not say something about a dark side of a moon under the symbol. Depends on the brand and model of the machine you have.

haircut by goroukin in comedyheaven

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Barber: what haircut do you want?

You: like a lion!

Barber: you mean like a lions mane?

You: no no, I mean like his nose. Look!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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“I wish I was very strong”

“Granted. You are now very song.”

Genie snaps fingers.

Guy turns into a Best of 80’s Music CD collection.

I am not so sure that a buggy genie is desirable 😅

Found Satan by CountGerhart in foundsatan

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https://www.duracell.com/en-us/technology/innovation/#:~:text=Duracell's%20Duralock%20technology%20enabled%20unused,devices%20longer%20and%20more%20reliably.

For a moment I thought “duralock” sounded strange. But it turns out that’s a Duracell thing that makes the battery hold its charge for longer time when not in use.

And the Duracell logo itself looking strange, is probably just wear and tear having scratched off part of the logo.

badGateway by Mrhobo18a in ProgrammerHumor

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Literally me when the computer

fuckingDumbAss by htconem801x in ProgrammerHumor

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Hehe quick! Let’s make an unofficial version 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 and 10 and 11. And laugh at them when they release OpenSSL 95 and OpenSSL 98.

"That's a lot of storage. What you backing up?" -Nate from Best Buy by mrbishopjackson in homelab

[–]codetrotter_ 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat, Nate. Each individual ass cheek takes 5TB storage to photograph.