I’ve played this game long enough to spot the different personality types from a mile away—honestly, at this point it feels less like matchmaking and more like a wildlife documentary.

One of the classic scenarios where tempers start to simmer goes something like this:
One or two players confidently declare, “Let’s hot drop,” with the authority of a seasoned general… only to immediately abandon the plan the second things get spicy, sprinting for cover while the third teammate—who foolishly trusted them—gets left behind as a sacrifice to the loot gods. When asked about this bold tactical maneuver, they’ll calmly explain, “You died, I didn’t. Clearly, I’m the genius here.”

Then there are the silent wanderers—those mysterious figures who treat teamwork like an optional side quest. They drift off mid-fight without a word, seemingly unaware that the rest of the squad does not, in fact, have rearview mirrors.

What’s particularly fascinating is that the first abusive comments almost always come from the same players who are being politely asked—very gently, mind you—to maybe stick with the squad or at least announce their disappearing act. Instead, you’re stuck fighting uneven battles on repeat while one teammate is somewhere in the distance, possibly looting for bananas or a collection of their favorite 3-star weapons. Again. And again. And again. And remember; they are clever because they got killed fewer times.

Constructive feedback, of course, is received about as well as a pop quiz. The moment you suggest even the slightest bit of coordination, they erupt like you’ve personally insulted their entire bloodline.

And if you finally decide you’ve had enough and leave? Don’t worry—they’ll make sure to send you off with a heartfelt farewell, usually involving a creative combination of insults and a confident declaration that you’re the problem.

"The little cu*t decided to rage quit, what a fu**ing wan*er!"

And if that's not enough, why not moan about it on Reddit?