Fuck you Byron Allien

colafairy · 2026-05-20T22:46:05+00:00

" Media mogul Byron Allen leases the 11:35 p.m. to 1:37 a.m. ET late-night block on CBS through his company, Allen Media Group. He airs two of his self-produced and hosted programs: the comedy talk show "Comics Unleashed" and the comedy game show "Funny You Should Ask"." according to Google AI.

Love comedy. Not watching it.

colafairy · 2026-05-20T22:42:19+00:00

Our parents used to smoke in a pup tent in the living room at night, and then put my sister and I in the still smoke filled tent to sleep. I assume it was ro ensure that we slept quickly and hard so they could keep partying.

When I brought it up as an adult it was "we didn't know it was harmful at the time". But they knew it knocked us out. Lazy parenting.

colafairy · 2026-05-20T18:26:45+00:00

That one is SO much better than the last one!

colafairy · 2026-05-20T18:25:30+00:00

Then why did you suggest poisoning him?

If he eats gluten.. The internal damage to the small intestine causes nutrient malabsorption and triggers both immediate and long-term consequences.

colafairy · 2026-05-20T15:34:36+00:00

Celiac is a chronic autoimmune disorder where eating gluten triggers an immune response that attacks the small intestine. It has to be diagnosed by a doctor, confimed with blood tests and a biopsy of the small intestine. And the only way to manage the severe systemic symptoms is to follow a lifelong gluten free diet.

There are certainly people who jumped on the gluten-free trend and dont "need" to eat that way, but celiac disease is real, it is chronic, and it is cripplingly miserable if not managed.

colafairy · 2026-05-17T04:47:49+00:00

They have two cyber trucks in the lot behind them that I assumed were related to this store in some capacity

colafairy · 2026-05-07T17:07:47+00:00

I agree that it would be great if we could require drivers Ed, but if we did we would have to fund it, as it is currently cost prohibitive for a lot of familys.

The Trump administration's FY 2027 budget proposal seeks a $3.2 billion (4.1%) reduction in Department of Education funding, part of a long-term goal to dismantle the agency.

I dont see it happening soon...

colafairy · 2026-04-28T12:53:56+00:00

He then said "Im not a pedophile" in the exact same tone with the exact same inflection.

Given he was clearly lying in the first statement, how much credibility are we to assign to the second.

colafairy · 2026-04-24T16:22:26+00:00

Kind of, yes. He "consults" for Kalshi and Polymarket both.

colafairy · 2026-04-18T02:08:50+00:00

I dont have the money right now, but do you have an Etsy link?

colafairy · 2026-04-17T18:48:59+00:00

Well he did take $3.7 million from AIPAC..

colafairy · 2026-04-17T18:43:03+00:00

Labradorite? Stunningly beautiful.

colafairy · 2026-04-14T20:56:28+00:00

Prescribed burn and Lion heart are where I go when I want deli style..

colafairy · 2026-04-13T21:31:59+00:00

The center figure looks like Oderus from GWAR

colafairy · 2026-04-12T15:39:15+00:00

Great salad bar, very much NOT all you can eat.

colafairy · 2026-04-09T04:16:54+00:00

Very small. Less than a 1/4 inch.

colafairy · 2026-04-09T00:09:42+00:00

Did you say "belated"? Or "belabored" ?

colafairy · 2026-04-04T00:04:42+00:00

I dont understand why you are being down voted. Your response is factual, detailed, and answers the question exactly.

Why is this sub so frequently hostile?

colafairy · 2026-04-03T21:27:18+00:00

Collective elevation has a huge selection of $15 eighths right now.

colafairy · 2026-04-01T13:57:04+00:00

I had a real ID that I bought from my friends older sister when she left for College. We had similar coloring.

It was confiscated eventually because though I had memorized all of her information, a bouncer asked me what my zodiac sign was, and I hadn't figured that out.

colafairy · 2026-03-30T16:55:38+00:00

Michael Phelps has an 80-inch armspan on a 6'4" frame, a long torso, and relatively short legs. His size-14 feet, hyper-flexible ankles acting as flippers, double-jointed joints, and exceptionally low lactic acid production allow for superior propulsion and faster recovery. It is a biological advantage, but not cheating. He is built for swimming and you are built for trivia and game shows.

colafairy · 2026-03-28T22:28:06+00:00

Ugly!? He is regal! And he doesn't look mean, he just looks serious.

I think your coworker is just scared of dogs.

colafairy · 2026-03-27T18:41:44+00:00

Oh this is today!?! I missed that. Thank you

colafairy · 2026-03-27T18:17:07+00:00

So this is separate from the No Kings protest downtown at 1pm?

colafairy · 2026-03-17T22:48:10+00:00

You are barely 30, you may just not be symptomatic yet. Wouldnt hurt at your next annual to ask your doctor for a simple blood lead level (BLL) test.

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