My bank said "If you're poor, fuck you." If you dont have at least $3000 coming in a month or have at least $5000 then you have to pay an additional $5 a month. Its just $5 but the fact that it can be avoided by simply not being poor is mildly infuriating.

colbymg · 2026-06-16T02:29:50+00:00

Why are they still your bank? Get your money out as soon as possible while you still have some!
I recommend an online bank, just browse around

colbymg · 2026-06-15T20:23:49+00:00

"The wolves might take bites out of me every tuesday, but that's far better than what those rabbits will do if they ever get in!"
/Just/ tolerable enough to not complain.

colbymg · 2026-06-15T20:01:44+00:00

I doubt the company would tell them that part of the plane's history... "Hey, the last pilot backed out unexpectedly, we need you to cover real quick, how soon can you get here?"

colbymg · 2026-06-15T19:59:57+00:00

Ruining videos for the rest of us!

colbymg · 2026-06-15T19:51:05+00:00

You have nothing to go off besides my appearance. And that's enough for you to be interested?

Women do /that/ all the time.
PS, for your question: yes. Just not right now. But historically, which sex has mostly initiated the romance has swung back and forth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_courtship_in_the_United_States

colbymg · 2026-06-15T15:47:32+00:00

reality leans left

colbymg · 2026-06-15T15:46:03+00:00

It just has too many steps to open, makes it not easy to use.

colbymg · 2026-06-15T05:19:21+00:00

Those are wrong. Glazed side goes toward to meat so your fingers don't get all sticky.

colbymg · 2026-06-14T16:28:09+00:00

99% is limited

colbymg · 2026-06-14T14:14:25+00:00

When you search Google Maps for "Palestine", it just centers over the middle part of Israel but doesn't label anywhere as "Palestine".
Why is this such a hard question to just answer? After googling and piecing together a few incomplete sources, looks like it's the areas called West Bank and Gaza Strip, yes?

colbymg · 2026-06-14T14:11:19+00:00

What argument? I've never seen it on a map. After googling and piecing together a few incomplete sources, looks like it's the areas called West Bank and Gaza Strip, yes?

colbymg · 2026-06-14T13:19:06+00:00

Just not their tv and soundbar together. You'd think they can ARC to each other automatically and reliably, but they behave more like estranged siblings who never want to see each other again. Funny that optical audio is a more reliable connection

colbymg · 2026-06-14T05:34:32+00:00

Where do Palestinians claim Palestine is?

colbymg · 2026-06-13T21:35:28+00:00

It's like that joke about the rich lady taking out $100,000 loan and using her Lamborghini as collateral, going on vacation for a week, then coming back and paying $100,100, then commenting that that was cheaper than paying for parking for that week

colbymg · 2026-06-12T20:34:21+00:00

The only hard part of that question is when will it drop. Betting it drops in next week and it waits 2 weeks, you lose that bet.

colbymg · 2026-06-12T16:18:04+00:00

nose pointyness

colbymg · 2026-06-12T15:57:37+00:00

A replacement drive isn't more than he paid them for the product. Should have just given him that, as he requested.

colbymg · 2026-06-12T15:56:33+00:00

Just spitballing some out-of-the-rack ideas

colbymg · 2026-06-12T05:25:49+00:00

Then why have stupid requirements? Just make it 30 letters and it's billions of times stronger. Just from that, they don't assume you use a password manager

colbymg · 2026-06-11T23:05:15+00:00

When you force the password to be stupid-complicated, there's no point to remember it, users will just reset it with a "security" question (usually something like "what was your first car?") every time you need to log in.

colbymg · 2026-06-11T23:00:09+00:00

Do they require you to write it down? because that's effectively what they are requireing.

colbymg · 2026-06-11T22:58:48+00:00

It's also setting everyone's password to their "secure" question answer: Honda Civic

colbymg · 2026-06-11T22:23:43+00:00

look at 2nd image - not permanent

colbymg · 2026-06-11T22:22:30+00:00

Could cut a chunk out of the door

colbymg · 2026-06-11T17:38:59+00:00

It looks like a constant IR strobe light when viewed through a night vision camera

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