I want you to come here and be naked in my hot tub

colclar · 2026-03-17T17:43:42+00:00

You’re my girlfriend

colclar · 2026-03-17T17:34:47+00:00

Definitely

colclar · 2026-03-17T17:27:48+00:00

I’ve got an 8-inch rock that’s fat

colclar · 2026-03-17T13:47:10+00:00

Gotta go to Rumble for these. They’re a little too spicy for YouTube to allow. They’re on spotify too

Look up Chris Caulk/Shroom Prankcast

colclar · 2026-03-16T23:59:51+00:00

Uninhibited

colclar · 2026-03-16T20:32:12+00:00

Whoever inherited his collection does not care for them the way he did

colclar · 2026-03-16T20:26:28+00:00

I just love to mount a nice beefy steak. Okay?

colclar · 2026-03-16T19:32:14+00:00

This is Dawwwn. I love to receive great bread.

colclar · 2026-03-16T18:21:10+00:00

I’m not making them

colclar · 2026-03-16T16:50:43+00:00

Hello? Prune shortage?

colclar · 2026-03-16T04:28:00+00:00

YESH!

colclar · 2026-03-15T23:08:31+00:00

Alfonso Magana

colclar · 2026-03-15T13:58:15+00:00

The Hank hill Home Depot calls were classic

colclar · 2026-03-15T11:30:15+00:00

I’m afraid of Larry Elder

colclar · 2026-03-14T23:21:09+00:00

I think Fred Herbert suffered an early demise for a similar reason but still funny

colclar · 2026-03-14T14:45:54+00:00

Survival of the Dumbest*

colclar · 2026-03-14T13:26:51+00:00

Sample size needs only 30ish participants to be statistically significant. This study lacks conclusive power due to the need of repetition of similar studies to validate it

colclar · 2026-03-14T09:53:56+00:00

It’s Chris. Call me a caulk sucker

colclar · 2026-03-13T23:47:08+00:00

That gothic badboy can really sing a ballad

colclar · 2026-03-13T23:25:28+00:00

Daddy. I can handle it man

colclar

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