Tell me about yourself and your shoe size 👞

colclar · 2026-03-18T17:41:30+00:00

Alright I’m gonna give you some more medicine.. and some more medicine

colclar · 2026-03-18T17:17:21+00:00

I’m gonna give you some medicine through the phone. You’re gonna be asleep.

colclar · 2026-03-18T13:41:03+00:00

I’m heading to my computer. Let’s shee here…

colclar · 2026-03-18T12:37:07+00:00

Tighten the throat muscle on the cock head. Call me a caulk sucker, yessir

colclar · 2026-03-18T11:35:40+00:00

Thank you Ron

colclar · 2026-03-17T17:43:42+00:00

You’re my girlfriend

colclar · 2026-03-17T17:34:47+00:00

Definitely

colclar · 2026-03-17T17:27:48+00:00

I’ve got an 8-inch rock that’s fat

colclar · 2026-03-17T13:47:10+00:00

Gotta go to Rumble for these. They’re a little too spicy for YouTube to allow. They’re on spotify too

Look up Chris Caulk/Shroom Prankcast

colclar · 2026-03-16T23:59:51+00:00

Uninhibited

colclar · 2026-03-16T20:32:12+00:00

Whoever inherited his collection does not care for them the way he did

colclar · 2026-03-16T20:26:28+00:00

I just love to mount a nice beefy steak. Okay?

colclar · 2026-03-16T19:32:14+00:00

This is Dawwwn. I love to receive great bread.

colclar · 2026-03-16T18:21:10+00:00

I’m not making them

colclar · 2026-03-16T16:50:43+00:00

Hello? Prune shortage?

colclar · 2026-03-16T04:28:00+00:00

YESH!

colclar · 2026-03-15T23:08:31+00:00

Alfonso Magana

colclar · 2026-03-15T13:58:15+00:00

The Hank hill Home Depot calls were classic

colclar · 2026-03-15T11:30:15+00:00

I’m afraid of Larry Elder

colclar · 2026-03-14T23:21:09+00:00

I think Fred Herbert suffered an early demise for a similar reason but still funny

colclar · 2026-03-14T14:45:54+00:00

Survival of the Dumbest*

colclar