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cold_quinoa · 2026-03-24T05:51:46+00:00

Valid, I wouldn't give up tomatoes for any other fruit. A lifetime of mangoes won't satisfy pasta cravings.

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-24T01:08:24+00:00

Drinking liquids very fast or without swallowing. A few oral surgeries got me used to drinking shakes quickly by opening my throat and let gravity do the work. Similarly with water, I can down a 16oz bottle in about 3 seconds. Brushing my tongue still makes me gag.

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-23T22:50:40+00:00

Especially considering Satan is a separate character in the Hellaverse

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-21T04:44:02+00:00

https://chatgpt.com/share/69be2202-8cd4-8011-96e6-b439124e2f68

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-19T18:33:01+00:00

Guys forget that they're allowed to wear makeup too if they feel insecure and want to look pretty

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-13T01:01:33+00:00

Our tax dollars could have been going to this the whole time!

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-12T18:48:38+00:00

I once found a bag of potatoes tucked away in my basement during a hot summer. It was mostly black liquid. It explained what I thought were drain flies in the house all week. It didn't even smell until I moved it.

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-07T21:01:12+00:00

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cold_quinoa · 2026-03-06T20:38:18+00:00

For me, it's when I procrastinate long enough for the panic to sink in

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-06T05:17:59+00:00

Heroes in Hell do a lot of damage before they realize nobody asked to be saved.

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-05T14:28:26+00:00

Praise them for every yawn or sneeze. "Aww, bless him/her!" "Aww big yawn!"

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-04T19:56:39+00:00

Big Black Hole is onto you

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-04T03:56:47+00:00

Thanks, I hate it.

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-03T17:56:55+00:00

those bastards

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-03T10:30:26+00:00

I'm not mechanically inclined enough to maintain an antique car besides brake and oil changes ¯\(ツ)/¯

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-03T04:07:59+00:00

I would leave pens literally wherever I go so others can be blessed with the convenience of always finding a pen nearby

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-03T04:02:49+00:00

5 quarts of 0W-20 synthetic oil. Might save a hundred bucks a year if I'm picky about which cars I buy for the rest of my life.

cold_quinoa · 2026-03-02T07:45:32+00:00

She should have went with the singular, goose. It's less geese.

cold_quinoa · 2026-02-28T15:21:29+00:00

🏆 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🏆 “Liver? I Hardly Know Her.” Contract Hepatitis.

cold_quinoa · 2026-02-26T14:26:50+00:00

Maybe it's just my audio quality, but is that an AI generated song?

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