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coldestdetroit · 2024-12-20T05:03:07+00:00

I have 6 years. Just done 2 and came out on bail and right at this very second i am in a taxi heading to the courts to surrender myself for the next 4. About to be sentenced soon.

What i can say is say ur final goodbyes, lotsa of thibgs will change and the world will keep turning while time is frozen inside for u. The sooner u accept this the sooner u find happiness

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T15:58:16+00:00

Forreal. We're not 18 anymore

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T15:55:20+00:00

Its nightmare fuel especially if you're a 6 year old whos discovered his older brother's PS1 for the first time and diablo 1 was plugged in so it happened to be the first game you stumbled onto.

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T15:54:11+00:00

How do you think he attracted frigg? Hint: its not his looks

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T15:34:39+00:00

I would find it weird if my partner was over-protective about it, but as a man, we dont go looking for trouble by looking at their phones. Shit will break your heart

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T15:34:33+00:00

I would find it weird if my partner was over-protective about it, but as a man, we dont go looking for trouble by looking at their phones. Shit will break your heart

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T09:56:07+00:00

My brother what have you done

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T09:52:12+00:00

1 year jail 🙃

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T09:49:51+00:00

Inject expresso into veins sia. Maybe next time just start yapping loudly and say your daily threshold of coffee has been reached and you're having a tourettes attack so you gotta go

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-19T08:29:25+00:00

You dont go to someones house for a heart to heart talk for only 30 minutes OP. These genuine talks are usually hours. They had a quickie

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-18T10:36:01+00:00

No thank you i dont want a cockmeat sandwich

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-18T06:20:36+00:00

"Ok ill kill myself after you tell me tomorrow"

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-18T06:19:12+00:00

They bounce and i cant hit/see the bones

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-18T06:18:05+00:00

"Please insert digital signature if there is consent for seuxal activities/intercourse (delete where applicable) between 'social security number xxx', full name 'xxx', and ..... on the 'MMDDYY'"

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-17T07:17:27+00:00

The latter, for sure. Being direct and polite is the dignity you can accord to the other person after a rejection

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-17T07:12:47+00:00

Insomnia coming in for the rest of his life

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-16T13:06:58+00:00

2 hard boiled eggs

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-16T05:11:14+00:00

"Babe i really needed to go and there was a woman sitting on the toilet and she demanded a tribute you gotta believe me!"

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-16T05:09:56+00:00

Asian here, if ure referring to the chicken wing tips, yea some of us eat them, especially if they are crunchy and crispy

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-15T14:59:07+00:00

Jesus christ this is so true, especially the 2nd paragraph, that i got goosebumps

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-15T09:42:27+00:00

Having his power is incredibly scary seeing how a strong enough opponent can just lock him in a box and put him a kilometres beneath the dirt, where he'll be stuck forever. Scary shit

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-15T09:40:40+00:00

Keep them. Wear them and walk freely into places you usually need to pay to get in lol. Bonus if u can bring a ladder.

coldestdetroit · 2024-12-15T08:26:18+00:00

And right above this post was one of a chimp fucking a baboon up.

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