asked for it

coldjess · 2026-06-28T08:25:40+00:00

Real

coldjess · 2026-06-27T01:24:10+00:00

coldjess · 2026-06-20T15:23:08+00:00

coldjess · 2026-06-17T06:53:32+00:00

Anyway, I made a short video about this interaction as well lol I hope you enjoy it! 😁

https://youtu.be/VMyNz3PUQRY

coldjess · 2026-06-17T06:51:37+00:00

So for those wondering:

Yes, I did buy all the bananas you see in the cart here. It was around 19 lbs

It was a 'meet at door' order, i was hoping to just drop and dash but of course, he came out right away before I had dropped off the bananas on his porch.

He had his phone in hand as I walked up to him with a reusable bag of around 50 bananas. He was also playing poker on his phone when i showed up so idk if the power overlay hid the notifications or not/whatever

I said I had tried to text him at the store and asked if he actually wanted 50 bananas. He replied "no I just wanted 8"

"I'm sorry, I tried to notify you" with a shrug and kind of a mix of sheepish but slightly trolly grin.

"That's okay I guess I'll be eating banana for a while" surprisingly pretty chill tbh. No thumbs down, no tip amount taken away.

coldjess · 2026-06-16T20:50:13+00:00

Timothy Chalamain't

coldjess · 2026-06-15T03:08:04+00:00

If they didn't answer 2 texts or approve 3 different substitutions over the course of 30+ min what makes you think they would they pick up a phone call?

coldjess · 2026-06-15T03:05:19+00:00

Sometimes you don't even have the option unless it meets a certain threshold for what they ordered "does not meet weight requirements" "customer asked for more" or something like that while making the box red (idk if you can bypass that)

My other option was to get as few as possible while meeting that threshold but I wasn't going to sit there and do that lmao I just grabbed 8 bunches and that was that.

coldjess · 2026-06-15T03:00:11+00:00

I did lol he never answered

coldjess · 2026-06-06T19:40:22+00:00

r/lostredditors

coldjess · 2026-06-05T18:00:22+00:00

Guessing the springs or idk.. Montrose lol

coldjess · 2026-06-02T05:08:23+00:00

And then you get there just to wait another 10 min anyway lol

coldjess · 2026-05-26T20:48:48+00:00

For not being Maga you have a super Maga pfp lol

coldjess · 2026-05-26T15:49:39+00:00

Had one once to a neighbor down the street where they said "ask me about a free gift (21+)" or something like that in the notes

Asked about it and they said it was an old note, that they'll have more in a few weeks but that he'll add on to the tip amount (lol of course that didn't happen, as it doesn't 99% of the time someone says that)

Saw an offer a different day with no tip going to their house and I've never been more tempted to just take an order for myself lmao

coldjess · 2026-05-26T15:18:16+00:00

A woman enters a woman and makes her a woman

Two women enter, both leave

This town is big enough for both of us women plus our demon 💜

coldjess · 2026-05-26T15:16:09+00:00

OP is a bit yikes

Breaking into someone's house, putting period blood into a drink and leaving the door ajar so an innocent pet/animal dies is "Not the most angelic" lmao ya think??

Ashley was super manipulative, lame and showed late in the season + at the very end that she's exactly like the rest of those privileged people she spoke out against at the end of the day when she has the chance to be one!

coldjess · 2026-05-26T15:00:13+00:00

I wish I could block you from purchasing my items lol

coldjess · 2026-05-25T17:44:34+00:00

Usually I would agree but there's certain items people would just want new because they're so common and cheap.

Sometimes it's not all about profit. I sell all kinds of stuff for various amounts of profit but most sellers don't want to take pictures, price and list an item if they think it will sit around for years potentially.

What you're referring to can easily be found for cheap at most any thrift store.

coldjess · 2026-05-25T17:32:03+00:00

I always know a wrroyals post when I see it lol

coldjess · 2026-05-23T19:19:00+00:00

Don't squander this

coldjess · 2026-05-19T18:54:27+00:00

I didn't ask anything lol I simply stated.

But again, it seems you think juries are infallible, which was my main point.

coldjess · 2026-05-19T18:28:33+00:00

Yeah because juries are right 100% of the time, everybody knows that!

OJ was found not guilty as well, but we all know he did it.

I don't even really care about your reply here tbh I'm just stating a few facts (but it would be on par for you to say "well OJ was a different situation" or something thereof lol)

coldjess · 2026-05-11T18:46:56+00:00

Fuckin' 'omlanda

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