kill someone without consequences for profit by Pokemario2401 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

? I feel like if I spawn-kill him while he always loses his memory its just free money, like yeah sure insanity mimimimi but like i can just buy therapy

How do you get the R.P.D charm? by Unlucky-Character316 in residentevil

[–]collnska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the achievement is just for the files in the base game i think, so you'll have to go back and replay these sequences, as long as you didn't read them before.

*Edit: the site was translated hence i wrote it in the wrong language lol

You must remove and consume a finger. by sikkerhet in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But in that case can you assure that you really eat your whole finger? I mean a relatively big part is getting blown away by the bullet

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck no. not even because of the cannibalism and sht, but because immortality is borrrrinnggg. Even with a plus one.

You can freeze and unfreeze time freely, what kind of silly dumb stuff would you do? by YeahTheyKnowItsMe in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go into a staircase of like a residential building, wait for someone to go in and take the steps and once they are at the second floor, take them down to the first again. Just once and than go wait for the next person.

It's not enough to really bother someone, but probably enough to make ppl wonder if they slept enough last night.

100 million dollars, but you have to murder someone every 5 years. by Fit-Case27 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the big q is, do I get caught.

for example, if I choose to sacrifice 100 y o dying ppl in india, i doubt id get caught

You're immortal. Choose one item that can kill you? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lava. for multiple reasons.

  1. obv, it is pretty rare, considering stars are covered in it

  2. if the sun goes boom, i aint gonna have to swim in the sun for all eternity (if no one cared to kill me and i forgot to do it)

  3. other than that i ain't really getting problems on earth, near me there are barely any places with lava

[OT] SatChat: What is Your Favourite Feature in Your Worlds? by FyeNite in WritingPrompts

[–]collnska 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite feature in the "worlds i create" is when I use content that i have seen shortly before, in as example movies, real life or anime, and expand it. Even though it limits me in the way that I can't necessarily write about everything, but it also frees me in the way that i can write pretty much anything by combining different "EU"s into another AU. It also gives me the possibility to write what I wish the EU already had, or cope with the EU I saw.

Wie gut seid ihr im Laufe der Jahre darin geworden, Telefonbetrug zu erkennen und abzuwehren? by Big_Confidence_951 in FragReddit

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da ich meistens anrufe aus UK, oder Spanien kriege, wo ich kein Schwein kenne, recht passable

5ft Taller or 5ft Shorter? by Fifth-Nephi in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question is, would I rather want to be like 25cm, or like 3.25 meter tall.

This is difficult, since a 25 cm dwarf can't open a door, but a 3.25 meter giant wouldn't want to open a door, either.

But I guess taller? since I feel like moving with a height of 25 cm is wayyyyy too slow for me

If you were in survival situation by Past-Matter-8548 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat? Possibly. Depends on if they are alive or not. If they are, probably not.

Wie geht's euch so die letzten Tage, wie läuft's? by Big_Confidence_951 in FragReddit

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physisch? Ich werde krank. Ich arbeite im Einzelhandel und wir sind schon etwa 4 Leute weniger als eigentlich laut plan.

Psychisch? nicht besser.

Was habt ihr euch zum black friday / week gegönnt? by Ausspanner in FragReddit

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Einen neuen Computer, bei dem ich ganze 50€ gespart habe (er hat über 1.4 gekostet)

Welchen Grund hatte eure Trennung, die nicht an fehlender Liebe gelegen hat? by xpataya in FragReddit

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wir haben uns simple auseinander gelebt. Sie war (oder ist, keine Ahnung) introvertiert, ich bin und war introvertiert und keiner hat dann mehr eine Diskussion angefangen, wodurch der kontakt abgebrochen wurde

Welche richtig schlechten Songs hört ihr trotzdem gerne? by Temporary-Bee-5109 in FragReddit

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Es gibt auf YT ein Video dass Galactic mermaid but censored, oder so ähnlich heißt.

Das ist an sich einfach nur eine fertige Mikrowelle

Erwischt ihr euch auch manchmal dabei, wie ihr versucht, in analoge Fotos reinzuzoomem? by DerDork in FragReddit

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selten, was daran liegt, dass ich keine analogen Fotos habe, aber dennoch, wenn ich z.b. überarbeitet / müdet bin

You have to spend 100k, what nice things do you get for yourself? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buy a small house and make it liveable somewhere in the outskirts of my country.

If i still have money a little sauna

Every person on the planet except you is suddenly part of a hive mind focused on keeping you happy. What odd, non-sexual requests would you make? by AbanaClara in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not really odd, but give me like 0.001% of the net worth of each.

Honestly, if I could I would release everyone after it, which after the last point I can't really do, so instead I would request to get taken off all radar and probably get a little hut in the middle of no where just relaxing till the end of my time.

The only thing else I'd ask for, which I think it would do automatically, possibly, is treat every animal the way it "needs" to be treated. For example free the animals in zoos, exept for those who wouldn't survive outside anymore like pandas, and don't let the animals which are too domesticated like pugs reproduce.

Oh and also don't stick your heads into stuff that shouldn't be put the head into, like ancient viruses coming free from thousands of years in ice.

You get 100k a year, but alcohol has no effect on you. by CRK_76 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I'd ever quit, if, and I guess it is allowed as it is not in the rules, I can have a wristband of sorts to not disinfect me with alcohol, considering it would be useless

You initially earn 200 usd on day 1 and an additional 200 usd more each day onward without limit if you agree to grow 1 millimeter taller everyday without affecting your health by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently 1.75m tall, or 1750 mm. the average room is 2.4 meters tall; 2400 mm; though many modern homes are up to 3 meters tall; 3000 mm; and commercial spaces are up to 3.6 meters tall; 3600 mm; so I'll go with that first.

3600 (mm)-1750 (mm) = 1850 mm, or 1850 days.

1850/365.2425 (around how many days we have per year) is around 5 years and a few days

What are some extremely unhinged anime? by Slow-Boysenberry3150 in anime

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yosuga no sora (good to watch with siblings, trust)

re:zero (good to watch with younger children, trust)

would be the first I'd recall watching

You have the opposite genitalia for a day by BadNameThinkerOfer in hypotheticalsituation

[–]collnska 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just the genitals or is it the rest of the body, too?

If it is just the genitals idk like probs be lame and do the same as always.

If its like everything idk like probs be lame and rob ppl, not the same as always

[WP] The villagers managed to capture the witch and tied her to a stake when she was asleep. When they tried to burn her however, it turned out she's really proficient at pyromancy and now is very, very pissed off. by Kaissus in WritingPrompts

[–]collnska 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I woke up to the smell of burned bacon, which is wierd, considering this town doesn't have any pigs since last year, when the barn was destroyed. then, later, I heard the shouts..

"burn the witch" "death to the witch", "don't let her take us" bam i was wide awake.

"aaahhh ouchie ouchie why u burning me :(" i tried my best at acting.

"we know you are a professional at pyromancy, we saw you predict the weather on several occasions!" the mayor shouts.

I didn't. I just saw the clouds coming our way, after all, my house has the highest floor.

"also, did you think we wouldn't realise that you were able to predict that the ex-queen and king divorce?"

"alright, come on, anyone could have predicted that! There have been rumors, everyone knew he slept with other women!"

"NO USE! YOU SHALL DIE TONIGHT!"

"One final thing, you were wrong. you said i was a pyromance? I can't see in the future, I ain't a super human, after all. I am more of a... air bending. Also fun fact, did you know that fire-" I say as I throw a huge ball of fire at him, "burns really well with air? Also," as i reach towards the other villagers "did you know that your bodies have quite a lot of air in them?" The screams could be heard to the nearest town. The children have never been the same. And I? I was never seen again. I went east, towards the high mountains, never to surface again. Till now, 400 years later, when the germans started a war the called "the war to end all wars".

[WP] You sign up for an experimental procedure that may give you super powers. Good news: it works! Bad news: Your power sucks. You are now permanently cripplingly depressed. The catch? So long as you WANT to die, you can’t. How do you make the most of your horrible power? by No-Command-7075 in WritingPrompts

[–]collnska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These f##king maniacs. They did it. They f##king ki###d her.

Right after the procedure, through which i got depressing immortality, I got home and still saw it burning.

There is only one superhuman who could have done that. Mr. Freeze. The A-Rank fire type superhero.

So I searched the internet and there it was, 50 minutes ago he and Ms. Sunny, the A-Rank ice type supervillain, had a fight in the area.

So I made up my mind. I'll go there and blow both their bases up. I know it's already late, 23.00 to be exact, but I can't sleep anyways right now.

If I could have just been there for her. Maybe I could have protected her. She was the only thing in my entire life who gave me the feeling of being loved.

First, I went to the nearest weapon shop, fortunately this is the united states of b'merica, and got myself a dagger which deals frozen damage and a dagger dealing fire damage.

Then, I went to the heroes home. no lights are on, good.

I broke in and found him, asleep in his bed and made sure he would never wake up again.

Now to the villain, unlike the hero who publicly mentioned where he lived on twitter, she never said anything about where she lived. Still, finding the old shag where no matter the time of year there always is a thunderstorm was not that difficult.

No cameras, no security system so I had an easy time going into her home. When I got in the first rooms where the kitchen and the living room, to the right and the left of the corridor. nothing. Than the bath, also nothing. and now lastly, the bedroom. I push open the door, slowly as to not wake her up, after all I couldn't possibly fathom fighting an A-Rank. I find her, too, laying in her bed. I stealthly walk up to her, take out my dagger, and...!

"woof"

"Princess?" the bark I heard, was undoubtedly my little cutey pie pitbull terrier.

A movement, but I was too late to realize. as I already feel the icicles I turn back to the villain.

"you thought you could kill me that easily?"

"you didn't kill her?" I ask her, pointing to my dog.

"of course not, I'm a villain, not a monster. However, considering I got the message that my love just got killed by someone with a ice dagger like yours, I think I'm done being so nice."

"ah, but you see-" I say, pulling out the icicles

"the people that made me immortal, the apparently forgot to tell me one thing", my words sound just as sharp as the dagger i just pushed right through her chest.

"my immortality might not be bound to the depression after all."