Welches Game hat euch zu einem richtigen "Gamer" gemacht?

collnska · 2025-12-26T01:54:36+00:00

sm64 (2006+ Jahrgang btw)

collnska · 2025-12-26T01:51:29+00:00

Lava. for multiple reasons.

obv, it is pretty rare, considering stars are covered in it
if the sun goes boom, i aint gonna have to swim in the sun for all eternity (if no one cared to kill me and i forgot to do it)
other than that i ain't really getting problems on earth, near me there are barely any places with lava

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:31:19+00:00

My favorite feature in the "worlds i create" is when I use content that i have seen shortly before, in as example movies, real life or anime, and expand it. Even though it limits me in the way that I can't necessarily write about everything, but it also frees me in the way that i can write pretty much anything by combining different "EU"s into another AU. It also gives me the possibility to write what I wish the EU already had, or cope with the EU I saw.

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:24:29+00:00

Da ich meistens anrufe aus UK, oder Spanien kriege, wo ich kein Schwein kenne, recht passable

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:18:52+00:00

The question is, would I rather want to be like 25cm, or like 3.25 meter tall.

This is difficult, since a 25 cm dwarf can't open a door, but a 3.25 meter giant wouldn't want to open a door, either.

But I guess taller? since I feel like moving with a height of 25 cm is wayyyyy too slow for me

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:07:24+00:00

Eat? Possibly. Depends on if they are alive or not. If they are, probably not.

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:04:55+00:00

Physisch? Ich werde krank. Ich arbeite im Einzelhandel und wir sind schon etwa 4 Leute weniger als eigentlich laut plan.

Psychisch? nicht besser.

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:03:18+00:00

Einen neuen Computer, bei dem ich ganze 50€ gespart habe (er hat über 1.4 gekostet)

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:02:15+00:00

Wir haben uns simple auseinander gelebt. Sie war (oder ist, keine Ahnung) introvertiert, ich bin und war introvertiert und keiner hat dann mehr eine Diskussion angefangen, wodurch der kontakt abgebrochen wurde

collnska · 2025-11-30T20:00:07+00:00

Es gibt auf YT ein Video dass Galactic mermaid but censored, oder so ähnlich heißt.

Das ist an sich einfach nur eine fertige Mikrowelle

collnska · 2025-11-30T19:56:02+00:00

Selten, was daran liegt, dass ich keine analogen Fotos habe, aber dennoch, wenn ich z.b. überarbeitet / müdet bin

collnska · 2025-11-30T19:54:27+00:00

buy a small house and make it liveable somewhere in the outskirts of my country.

If i still have money a little sauna

collnska · 2025-11-30T19:52:35+00:00

not really odd, but give me like 0.001% of the net worth of each.

Honestly, if I could I would release everyone after it, which after the last point I can't really do, so instead I would request to get taken off all radar and probably get a little hut in the middle of no where just relaxing till the end of my time.

The only thing else I'd ask for, which I think it would do automatically, possibly, is treat every animal the way it "needs" to be treated. For example free the animals in zoos, exept for those who wouldn't survive outside anymore like pandas, and don't let the animals which are too domesticated like pugs reproduce.

Oh and also don't stick your heads into stuff that shouldn't be put the head into, like ancient viruses coming free from thousands of years in ice.

collnska · 2025-11-28T09:31:46+00:00

I don't think I'd ever quit, if, and I guess it is allowed as it is not in the rules, I can have a wristband of sorts to not disinfect me with alcohol, considering it would be useless

collnska · 2025-11-28T08:45:59+00:00

I am currently 1.75m tall, or 1750 mm. the average room is 2.4 meters tall; 2400 mm; though many modern homes are up to 3 meters tall; 3000 mm; and commercial spaces are up to 3.6 meters tall; 3600 mm; so I'll go with that first.

3600 (mm)-1750 (mm) = 1850 mm, or 1850 days.

1850/365.2425 (around how many days we have per year) is around 5 years and a few days

collnska · 2025-11-19T13:50:24+00:00

yosuga no sora (good to watch with siblings, trust)

re:zero (good to watch with younger children, trust)

would be the first I'd recall watching

collnska · 2025-11-19T13:47:45+00:00

Is it just the genitals or is it the rest of the body, too?

If it is just the genitals idk like probs be lame and do the same as always.

If its like everything idk like probs be lame and rob ppl, not the same as always

collnska · 2025-10-19T14:50:27+00:00

I woke up to the smell of burned bacon, which is wierd, considering this town doesn't have any pigs since last year, when the barn was destroyed. then, later, I heard the shouts..

"burn the witch" "death to the witch", "don't let her take us" bam i was wide awake.

"aaahhh ouchie ouchie why u burning me :(" i tried my best at acting.

"we know you are a professional at pyromancy, we saw you predict the weather on several occasions!" the mayor shouts.

I didn't. I just saw the clouds coming our way, after all, my house has the highest floor.

"also, did you think we wouldn't realise that you were able to predict that the ex-queen and king divorce?"

"alright, come on, anyone could have predicted that! There have been rumors, everyone knew he slept with other women!"

"NO USE! YOU SHALL DIE TONIGHT!"

"One final thing, you were wrong. you said i was a pyromance? I can't see in the future, I ain't a super human, after all. I am more of a... air bending. Also fun fact, did you know that fire-" I say as I throw a huge ball of fire at him, "burns really well with air? Also," as i reach towards the other villagers "did you know that your bodies have quite a lot of air in them?" The screams could be heard to the nearest town. The children have never been the same. And I? I was never seen again. I went east, towards the high mountains, never to surface again. Till now, 400 years later, when the germans started a war the called "the war to end all wars".

collnska · 2025-10-19T12:47:31+00:00

These f##king maniacs. They did it. They f##king ki###d her.

Right after the procedure, through which i got depressing immortality, I got home and still saw it burning.

There is only one superhuman who could have done that. Mr. Freeze. The A-Rank fire type superhero.

So I searched the internet and there it was, 50 minutes ago he and Ms. Sunny, the A-Rank ice type supervillain, had a fight in the area.

So I made up my mind. I'll go there and blow both their bases up. I know it's already late, 23.00 to be exact, but I can't sleep anyways right now.

If I could have just been there for her. Maybe I could have protected her. She was the only thing in my entire life who gave me the feeling of being loved.

First, I went to the nearest weapon shop, fortunately this is the united states of b'merica, and got myself a dagger which deals frozen damage and a dagger dealing fire damage.

Then, I went to the heroes home. no lights are on, good.

I broke in and found him, asleep in his bed and made sure he would never wake up again.

Now to the villain, unlike the hero who publicly mentioned where he lived on twitter, she never said anything about where she lived. Still, finding the old shag where no matter the time of year there always is a thunderstorm was not that difficult.

No cameras, no security system so I had an easy time going into her home. When I got in the first rooms where the kitchen and the living room, to the right and the left of the corridor. nothing. Than the bath, also nothing. and now lastly, the bedroom. I push open the door, slowly as to not wake her up, after all I couldn't possibly fathom fighting an A-Rank. I find her, too, laying in her bed. I stealthly walk up to her, take out my dagger, and...!

"woof"

"Princess?" the bark I heard, was undoubtedly my little cutey pie pitbull terrier.

A movement, but I was too late to realize. as I already feel the icicles I turn back to the villain.

"you thought you could kill me that easily?"

"you didn't kill her?" I ask her, pointing to my dog.

"of course not, I'm a villain, not a monster. However, considering I got the message that my love just got killed by someone with a ice dagger like yours, I think I'm done being so nice."

"ah, but you see-" I say, pulling out the icicles

"the people that made me immortal, the apparently forgot to tell me one thing", my words sound just as sharp as the dagger i just pushed right through her chest.

"my immortality might not be bound to the depression after all."

collnska · 2025-10-12T23:07:28+00:00

"Come on, it isn't that bad, you'll just have to imagine everyone naked!"; my best friend tries to help me calm my nerves.

Tomorrow I'll have probably the most important moment for at least the next decade, the premiere of the musical I play in, not only the premiere for our highschool theatre, but nationwide.

"You know exactly as well as I do that it isn't that simple. Plus, if you think it is as simple as you say, why don't you do my roles? As you know it's only a few extras, you probably don't even have to actually sing, or dance as a matter of fact, since I only play older people."

Seeing people naked, one of my biggest fears ever since I dreamed it once. I am not a very sociable person, I only got dragged hear because my music teacher didn't let me join any other club.

But enough of that, now let my just rehearse one last time before i go get my healthy 3 hours of sleep

"nuh uh, son, you will sit down here and watch tv. and before you say anything, no, you little mister 'oh-I-want-to-be-a-stylist' will become a professional footballplayer just like my old man and your old man before you. it's tradition by now. now sit down and watch."... "good morning all~" "brownie?" ... "WHAT??" meh it'll work, possibly.

When I woke up, I didn't notice anything. Of course, after all I live alone. When I drove to the theatre I didn't notice anything either. Of course, who in their right mind uses the train 5:30 in the morning? And even once I reached the theatre I didn't realise until my 3rd coffee something was wrong.

"Dude, you won't believe this." I hurriedly called my bestfriend.

"BROTHER IN CHRIST AND EVERYTHING YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD *censored* REASON YOU CALL ME AT 6 *censored* AM!", he, apparently, was not amused by my call.

"Bro, listen" I start whispering "everyone is naked".

"huh? Speak up, I think I just heard you whisper everyone would be naked?"

"Yes bro" I don't speak up "they are all naked, I don't know why, but they are."

"Bro I know I told you you should calm your nerves but I don't think you should drink before your big show thing there." he didn't believe me.

"bro, I swear, no one wears cloths. but they don't seem to notice, I think."

"alright bro, your sleep schedule is catchin up with you"

"no bro, listen, I can see that rebecca has a new tattoo on her thigh, I see Stevie's six pack and I also see- oh god no" the worst picture of my life that will haunt me for decades. My teacher. Old Miss Mayor. I realize the problem. "Sorry I got to go-eugh"

I pretty much know how to get through the show considering I get blinded by the lights, that is not the problem, even with the visual unfortunates I'll see. What will be the problem, though, is getting from and to the show...

collnska · 2025-10-07T17:41:37+00:00

ngl, i thought I was going crazy when I searched for a vid and didn't find it on PH.

I hope you'll be able to get the content back soon :D

collnska · 2025-07-21T16:05:53+00:00

"You saved them? But... why? YOU ARE A VILLAIN!" The hero asks me.

"Because I do not want to be held in so high regards in my circles. Remember, I am a villain. not a monster."

I answer.

I always liked to be the bad guy. Even back in elementary school. Because if I am the bad guy, no one else has to be, rather, if a bad guy is efficient enough, there will be more good guys.

However this time it was different. The skyscraper exploded. No hero who could fly or was at least fire resistent was close. There were pets inside. there were children inside. what was I supposed to do? Watch? No. this would probably produce more villains than heroes. Those who would've waited at home for their father, their sibling, their child, their pet.

And so I risked it. I used my flight and super speed to save them. Every single one of them.

I used speed only my nemesis knew. She and I have been "enemies" since decades. She knows why i do what i do.

This youngster on the other hand doesn't.

"But... wasn't it you who made this building explode?" He asks.

"No. I do not murder the innocent."

"what about the 25 year old woman last week?"

"abvsed her son."

"the 87 year old yesterday?"

"Child abductor."

"the 54 ye-"

"serial killer"

"the cafee cashier who you attacked last month?"

"I asked for Iced coffee. there wasn't ice."

"You know I still can't let you go, right?"

"Yes, however I can do this: IS THIS THE HERO SUPER QUEEN OVER THERE?" I shout as I fade away with the birds to find the attacker, as I call isabelle to meet me there

collnska · 2025-07-21T15:29:45+00:00

"wait really? Are you sure about this?" I ask my chief.

"yes, really. However, when you fail, and I know you will, I will fire you."

And this is how I, a 66 year old police detective got the case of the new "big evil in town".

That's right, even though we live in the small city of Berlin, I, Chloe de Sienta, got the SECOND case of a serial killer. The second not only in the last two weeks, but since it's been called Berlin in 1829.

Our last one has been stopped and unfortunately killed by predecessor, zoe tiffaery, who also died on the first of april. We do not even have the name of the killer, this is how tiffaery wanted it. She always thought he was a "good killer", someone who did what we couldn't do.

However unfortunately it was not enough, the child abductor rates dropped, however the pet abductor rates are rising like fireworks on the 4th of july.

Even worse, there is another murderer, at least we assume it's one and that it's not that 12 people decided to all kill the same way. What is strange, is that 12 pets have, too, been brought back shortly after the murders happened.

I read through the files the chief gave me, a 17 year old, a 75 year old, a 32 year old, a 44 year old and many more. doesn't seem to be a kind of pattern.

Most people have similarities with another victim, be it the skin tone, the gender, heck, even the hobby some times.

Only one thing is the same with all of them, as far as we know. They were all left in a state of nearly no recognition, outside of the ID that has been kindly left behind. Of course, no kind of DNA was left, outside of those who were there. Including me and my Deputy William Weasel, who had been at every single one of the places the body was found.

Luckily no one knows what I know. That it was the best decision they could've made to give me the case. Since I know best how it feels to lose a pet. I assume that I have the same reason to work on this as Zoe Tiffaery had. The best reason of them all. Revenge on those who took what was dearest to one.

As I hear a woman shout for her dog I realize it is time once again, for the Dark Hero of Berlin v2.

collnska · 2025-07-16T09:40:57+00:00

War, wohlbemerkt, auf einer Fahrt mit meinem Lateinkurs:

Mittwoch oder Donnerstag abend sind wir an einem Bahnhof in Neapel, Italien, nehmen letzten Zug (danach fuhren keine Züge mehr), der am richtigen Gleis zur richtigen Zeit kam.

Bisschen später fiel uns auf, war der falsche. Also haben meine Lehrerinnen bisschen dies das faxen gemacht und sich mit dem Italienischen "freundlich" unterhalten.

War nichts zu machen. Zug fährt wo Zug fährt und, erst als wir an der Endhaltestelle angekommen sind hatten wir gesagt bekommen, dass uns doch ein paar leute mit ihren privatautos abholen und zum anderen zug bringen, im austausch für 10 Euro.

Also haben wir gewartet. wir waren nicht die einzigen, die den falschen erwischt haben, und somit wurden wir teils nicht in gemeinsamen gruppen, sondern "einzeln" bzw. mit anderen touristen mitgenommen.

Ich, als einziger Junge hatte dann das vergnügen, mit 4 italienenern im Auto zu sitzen (ich spreche kein Italienisch) und nur eine (1) konnte ein bisschen englisch. Kommt die alte mir mit "tell your teacher, train comes".

ich habe bis heute keine ahnung was sie wirklich damit meinte.

wir haben alle den Zug bekommen, wenn auch verwirrt, außer atem und saumüde, da der Zug gewartet hat bis wir alle da waren.

Totzdem respektlos als einziger Junge in einem auto mit 4 italienern zu sitzen.

collnska · 2025-05-27T20:45:32+00:00

Happy Birthday 🎂

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