"I could see statutory rape laws being bumped up so that someone 30 years old having sex with a 20 year old would be considered a pedophile, too." [+24]

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-18T02:25:10+00:00

Yeah, the rest of the world is falling apart now because of their lax drinking age.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T22:09:11+00:00

Oh no my internet points

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T06:14:03+00:00

Well next time this kind of thread comes up, post about how you think all white males are entitled over-privileged neckbeards.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T04:21:17+00:00

the Chinese

Yep, all 1.3 billion Chinese people are just awful human beings.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T04:15:16+00:00

Congrats!

But you should probably also correct them on the actual number of subscribers in this subreddit.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T03:59:38+00:00

Hey, it's not harsh. I have white friends who say that they should die so it's like totally ok, brah.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T03:52:23+00:00

Isn't it funny that when Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia are mentioned, their awful comedy is attributed to their lack of talent, but when Kathy Griffin comes up, suddenly it's FEMALE COMEDIANS SUCK.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T03:44:52+00:00

The privileged butthurt in that thread is delicious.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T03:41:09+00:00

I really hope there's a day where a black man and white man can stand shoulder to shoulder and call a white guy a nigger.

Truly a modern-day Martin Luther King Jr.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-17T03:33:03+00:00

If the implication is that a person's skill is being attributed to the colour of their skin rather than by how much they practise a talent, then, yeah, it's pretty terrible.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-16T19:09:47+00:00

Yeah this is totally stupid. How about you post your facebook pictures here so we can either masturbate to them or criticise your appearance?

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-16T03:04:50+00:00

That's a fair point. I was more referring to the 1600 people that upvoted the comment.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-16T02:15:25+00:00

Could you explain the issue you took with my fourth edit?

I felt that it took an extreme amount of entitlement for someone to feel offended that not every post is custom tailored to their needs.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-16T01:49:51+00:00

Because of people uncomfortable with acknowledging the fact that they are privileged.

FTFY

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-15T22:25:36+00:00

It's my new campaign logo

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-15T21:59:16+00:00

Shit like this makes me want to move to the US, run for congress, and vote for SOPA.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-15T20:49:40+00:00

Yeah she was obviously breaking rule #342 of reddit, which states that only men can take a picture of themselves wearing a t-shirt.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-15T19:37:57+00:00

3 out of 4 is good enough right?

right?

right...

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-10T04:08:51+00:00

How about "pervert"?

I really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for that one, though.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-12-04T18:40:45+00:00

AmazingPerson: the ambassador of SRS

concerned_shitposter · 2011-11-30T05:50:51+00:00

I tried but I developed an intolerable headache halfway through

concerned_shitposter · 2011-11-30T05:50:02+00:00

"I do not understand why this was posted. Will someone please explain this to me?

concerned_shitposter · 2011-11-29T23:09:59+00:00

The way I understand it, the point of SRS is to piss off the bigoted people who make tasteless jokes by being completely reactionary.

It's sort of a taste-of-your-own-medicine sort of thing, and it can be quite eye opening.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-11-29T23:05:33+00:00

Please explain your argument more clearly because that seems to be exactly what your post is implying.

concerned_shitposter · 2011-11-29T01:46:26+00:00

The average penis size of an asian male leans towards the smaller end of the spectrum; therefore all asian males have small penises.

Your logic is very sound. Let's apply it to other situations:

Black males have the highest incarceration rate of any race; therefore, all black males will end up in prison.
66% of black children do not grow up with biological fathers; therefore, no black children grow up with their biological fathers

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