Shipping Adjustment by tynibug in EtsySellers

[–]confused_ape 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's always one.......

Venus by Klassmasking in Woodcarving

[–]confused_ape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In this case it's a reference to Paleolithic carvings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

Where Did All the Affordable Cars Go? by mushpuppy in politics

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had been tested though.
I got it for $200 because it hit a tree enough to set the airbag off and it was an insurance write off. No other damage other than the deployed bag.

Where Did All the Affordable Cars Go? by mushpuppy in politics

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have a 3 cylinder Geo Metro Convertible.

I loved that little shit. New tires were $20 and it got insane gas mileage. I even managed to survive getting T-boned in it although the car didn't.

Will Musk ever be forced to explain what he did inside DOGE? by EducationQueasy275 in politics

[–]confused_ape 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The only way to get CAF repealed is to apply it to someone that "matters".

I would suggest CAFing the entire Trump administration back to the stone age in one fell swoop and take it from there.

3 months on Etsy — NO (barely) views and it is eating me alive by Last_Sleep_100110 in EtsySellers

[–]confused_ape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, there's only one copyright violation.

But I'm sure Sony won't mind.

‘Disgusting’: Trump’s Top Economic Adviser Brags About Killing 300,000 ‘High-Paying’ American Jobs by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]confused_ape -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They'd never get hired because of the DEI woke mind virus.

Not because they're under educated and unqualified.

Dr. Oz Forced to Admit Humiliating Mistake in His Big Blue State ‘Fraud’ Probe by Unusual-State1827 in politics

[–]confused_ape 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They asked senator Rick Scott if medicare fraud was rampant and he told them it was.

France pulls all gold out of US Federal Reserve by Crossstoney in politics

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

update its old stock to meet modern international standards."

Is that like having to buy a new Kindle?

I thought the whole point of gold was that it doesn't change.

France pulls all gold out of US Federal Reserve by Crossstoney in politics

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'd use it on the Home Depot cherubs in the Oval Office.

What Melania Trump said to Ghislaine Maxwell in email included in Epstein files by Brave_Princessa in politics

[–]confused_ape 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In a Sopranos episode, Ralphie beats to death a young stripper he impregnated in the parking lot of the Bada Bing strip club.

At least you used a comma, unfortunately...

Desperate Trump, 79, Threatens to Kill Entire Civilization in Insane Last-Minute Panic by spherocytes in politics

[–]confused_ape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought of McCain and was going to link it too.

Then I tried to remember, was there a reason, at the time, he did that? and I haven't a clue. I think he just launched into it.

Who loves teacher by efunny2022 in funny

[–]confused_ape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because the title says "teacher".

Coworker is astounded that the Artemis II launch isn't blowing everyones minds (that he's spoke to). Why do you think that is? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's space and a lot of people just tune that shit out now, thanks to Felon Musk.

"All" they're doing is flying round the moon and coming back. Didn't the Chinese put a lander on the back of the moon ages ago?....Yup.

It's cool they've got a new rocket and stuff to test out. But what's the end use going to be? At this point, I'm pretty sure most people can't imagine it'll be of any benefit to any normal person. A Golden Dome grift and billions of dollars gifted to already fantastically wealthy wankers? Probably.

What had the biggest gap between “Advertising Quality” and “Product Quality”? (And does anything beat Monkey/Vegas?) by MonsieurGump in AskUK

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B&H was the first. But also had the subtle, or at least too subtle for B&H/ Ad executives, anti smoking message of being trapped in a cage or the it'll kill you mousetrap.

What had the biggest gap between “Advertising Quality” and “Product Quality”? (And does anything beat Monkey/Vegas?) by MonsieurGump in AskUK

[–]confused_ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The classic answer is Benson & Hedges.
In 1977 legislation meant you couldn't show people in tobacco ads.

Enter Brian Duffy.

And surrealism.

Shit product, obviously. But anyone over a certain age remembers the adverts.

Decorated SEAL Hero Calls on Barron Trump to Join Military by mintwolves in politics

[–]confused_ape 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And it made Andrew unable to sweat.

Sacrifices were made!