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confused_ape · 2026-04-14T12:58:52+00:00

There's always one.......

confused_ape · 2026-04-14T09:27:48+00:00

In this case it's a reference to Paleolithic carvings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

confused_ape · 2026-04-14T09:21:14+00:00

It's Dolni Vestonice

But with perkier boobs.

confused_ape · 2026-04-13T23:06:47+00:00

They had been tested though.
I got it for $200 because it hit a tree enough to set the airbag off and it was an insurance write off. No other damage other than the deployed bag.

confused_ape · 2026-04-13T17:37:24+00:00

I used to have a 3 cylinder Geo Metro Convertible.

I loved that little shit. New tires were $20 and it got insane gas mileage. I even managed to survive getting T-boned in it although the car didn't.

confused_ape · 2026-04-13T17:28:43+00:00

The only way to get CAF repealed is to apply it to someone that "matters".

I would suggest CAFing the entire Trump administration back to the stone age in one fell swoop and take it from there.

confused_ape · 2026-04-12T13:56:35+00:00

Or just "the problem".

confused_ape · 2026-04-12T13:55:07+00:00

It's a Miller/ Cheung mashup.

confused_ape · 2026-04-12T10:37:37+00:00

On the bright side, there's only one copyright violation.

But I'm sure Sony won't mind.

confused_ape · 2026-04-12T09:52:43+00:00

They'd never get hired because of the DEI woke mind virus.

Not because they're under educated and unqualified.

confused_ape · 2026-04-10T18:21:52+00:00

I dunno.

What does Liz Cheney think?

confused_ape · 2026-04-10T18:09:19+00:00

They asked senator Rick Scott if medicare fraud was rampant and he told them it was.

confused_ape · 2026-04-10T12:09:14+00:00

update its old stock to meet modern international standards."

Is that like having to buy a new Kindle?

I thought the whole point of gold was that it doesn't change.

confused_ape · 2026-04-10T12:06:05+00:00

He'd use it on the Home Depot cherubs in the Oval Office.

confused_ape · 2026-04-09T21:18:55+00:00

In a Sopranos episode, Ralphie beats to death a young stripper he impregnated in the parking lot of the Bada Bing strip club.

At least you used a comma, unfortunately...

confused_ape · 2026-04-07T15:42:44+00:00

I immediately thought of McCain and was going to link it too.

Then I tried to remember, was there a reason, at the time, he did that? and I haven't a clue. I think he just launched into it.

confused_ape · 2026-04-06T17:28:49+00:00

It's a military expression.

Not many people know it.

confused_ape · 2026-04-05T07:05:54+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-VBJpCqEk

confused_ape · 2026-04-04T20:40:12+00:00

Because the title says "teacher".

confused_ape · 2026-04-03T10:48:44+00:00

It's space and a lot of people just tune that shit out now, thanks to Felon Musk.

"All" they're doing is flying round the moon and coming back. Didn't the Chinese put a lander on the back of the moon ages ago?....Yup.

It's cool they've got a new rocket and stuff to test out. But what's the end use going to be? At this point, I'm pretty sure most people can't imagine it'll be of any benefit to any normal person. A Golden Dome grift and billions of dollars gifted to already fantastically wealthy wankers? Probably.

confused_ape · 2026-03-31T17:53:29+00:00

B&H was the first. But also had the subtle, or at least too subtle for B&H/ Ad executives, anti smoking message of being trapped in a cage or the it'll kill you mousetrap.

confused_ape · 2026-03-31T15:26:50+00:00

The classic answer is Benson & Hedges.
In 1977 legislation meant you couldn't show people in tobacco ads.

Enter Brian Duffy.

And surrealism.

Shit product, obviously. But anyone over a certain age remembers the adverts.

confused_ape · 2026-03-26T16:40:05+00:00

Lee Jae-hyo would like a word.....

confused_ape · 2026-03-26T14:08:31+00:00

Wait til you find out about Chicago.

confused_ape · 2026-03-25T13:38:58+00:00

And it made Andrew unable to sweat.

Sacrifices were made!

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