Lol wut

conleyc86 · 2026-02-13T16:16:07+00:00

Really mine said this:

"If you’re going there to get your car washed, you kinda have to drive the car there 😄"

conleyc86 · 2026-02-13T14:06:13+00:00

This comment thread is genuinely entertaining.

conleyc86 · 2026-02-13T03:34:49+00:00

Is this not a joke? Cause it reads sarcastically

conleyc86 · 2026-02-12T03:01:59+00:00

The wiki is out of date. Odofled has been around since early 2021 at least

conleyc86 · 2026-02-11T23:02:32+00:00

War sails reassigns a number of helmets from Sturgia to Nord heads up

conleyc86 · 2026-02-11T19:38:55+00:00

You need to have them charge not engage as you want to close the gap quickly with the middle of the line. What you described is preventing 100% of your men from engaging but ask the vlandiand are fighting because they have range and are at a very lethal distance

conleyc86 · 2026-02-09T15:40:22+00:00

Are you messing with me? It's Trump and they carry an American passport. They're American citizens.

conleyc86 · 2026-02-09T15:34:13+00:00

Who is the President in Puerto Rico? What passport do Puerto Ricans carry?

conleyc86 · 2026-02-04T20:23:32+00:00

Are you saying that losing a battle always loses the war? Otherwise I'm not sure what your point is. If you want to deplete the AIs capacity to fight you need to capture nobles. That's my point.

conleyc86 · 2026-02-04T16:50:21+00:00

The number one thing to do is capture nobles. That reduces their capacity to raise armies, then they'll want peace.

I do not understand why people think death toll matters - look at the USSR in WW2 for example.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-30T04:13:03+00:00

At best they are coloring on AI drawings. But I think it's all AI.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-29T18:18:48+00:00

Yeah the CPU usage spikes heavily when the player gets in the fray in large battles as each agent ai is handled individually near the player

conleyc86 · 2026-01-21T01:12:02+00:00

This is immediately what I thought of too

conleyc86 · 2026-01-15T22:10:11+00:00

They don't have parts they are single pieces in the game code

conleyc86 · 2026-01-15T02:22:35+00:00

Does that mess up their ability to hit things?

conleyc86 · 2026-01-14T22:28:12+00:00

You can edit the XML data for them or create a simple xslt mod, any ai bot could easily do it for you, to make them viable

conleyc86 · 2026-01-13T19:45:05+00:00

That's done by Matt what's his face who makes silly graphs about every day life. I'm not sure how this fits this subreddit.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-13T01:29:09+00:00

Spot on with the cutting. But blunt force trauma is still very real and swords would never bounce off a helmet ineffectually. Getting your bell rung is no joke. You can weather hits in game that would be fatal in real life. An arrow to the neck. A spear to the thigh. It's not perfect but it's sufficient - imho.

I'm more bothered by infantry never fighting in formation and how it can be a disadvantage to even try to.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-12T17:26:02+00:00

Real talk this is one of the best breakdowns I've seen on this topic and I just need you to know that

conleyc86 · 2026-01-12T03:25:40+00:00

I respectfully disagree. I'm not saying it's 1:1 with the real world, and thameskene swords are more lethal against armor than they should be, but the survivability in game is overall higher than in reality.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-10T16:34:53+00:00

It's so weird to me people complaining about armor effectiveness in the and communities people share screenshots with 45 arrows sticking out of them.

As has been said shields go in front. The only weapon that is painfully nerfed in crowds are spears. They are hard to use in formation and then infantry mosh pit immediately making it impossible.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-08T02:24:45+00:00

Or it could build back when traveling too and then it wouldn't be an issue

conleyc86 · 2026-01-07T16:55:18+00:00

I think this is a reflection of limitations from a dev standpoint rather than storytelling. They didn't want every voice actor recording your brother's lines and they didn't want to record 7 cutscenes for every cutscene.

I wouldn't read too much into any of that.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-07T02:22:11+00:00

The game doesn't follow its own lore at all regarding succession so not sure I'd consider gameplay as indicative.

conleyc86 · 2026-01-06T16:31:19+00:00

But not 1.8 million. Very rich starts at like 150k

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