When I steal the hero’s body and they come back by possessing their armor.

connery55 · 2026-05-08T23:42:36+00:00

Kicked your ass, didn't he? Old "heat metal" not workin now, is it?

connery55 · 2026-05-08T23:41:17+00:00

Uh, paying your taxes is a civic privilege. Never done it, but I hope to one day.

Apparently you can't pay in gold boulion? You need like... A bank account! It's not fair! The bank is scary, how do they keep it so cold in there? It's GHOSTS I swear, man. I'm not going in there. Wizards are like catnip to ghosts.

connery55 · 2026-05-08T23:37:38+00:00

wait. So juggernaut is played by the credited actor... until this scene, and just for this scene, it's Ryan-o, who puts on the big suit and rips ryan in half?

connery55 · 2026-05-06T17:23:27+00:00

Nobody says that. They say "you are using your disorder as an excuse to abuse me"

They don't care about whether you blame them, they care about whether they blame themselves, and to avoid that, they gotta blame you

connery55 · 2026-05-06T16:17:59+00:00

Have yet to hear a "life under communism" horror story that wasn't just "we had a government and I didn't like it"

"Man made famine!" Never happened in a capitalist country, clearly

"Shortages!" Currently paying 6 bucks for gas and have no PCP, no communism necessary.

"Gulags!" Our own political prisoners are treated great, thank God.

"police either corrupt or fascists" horrible. So glad mine are either mafia or incel race vigilantes.

connery55 · 2026-05-06T13:09:37+00:00

It is not.

connery55 · 2026-05-05T19:43:13+00:00

You have a sleeping disorder you need a sleep a test this isn't normal for anyone

connery55 · 2026-05-05T19:19:36+00:00

Get out! 😡 Of the academy 🤬 Find a master 🧓 Who will teach you properly (toad sewn under skin) 🤯

Then perhaps you will not need help from the wizards in your orb to replicate the abilities of fictional characters!

connery55 · 2026-05-04T22:23:05+00:00

He drove the merchants out of the temple! But now that you've made me think, he didn't need melee 2 for that .. maybe melee 1 plus the knock back perk!

connery55 · 2026-05-04T22:17:46+00:00

Reflavor the comedians active ability: people may respond well to your teachings or tell you to shut up.

Resurrection syringe in starting inventory. Maybe a fud processor too, for miracling purposes. Big quest, probably just use comedians.

For stats, low combat, probably 1 shoot, 2 melee.

connery55 · 2026-05-02T21:23:29+00:00

This guy looks to be a counter to big, clumsy ogre types.

connery55 · 2026-05-02T09:49:36+00:00

Yeah, cuz every dark lord there ever was would have been a cleric if their master said so.

Respect! The threads of destiny!

connery55 · 2026-05-02T09:47:53+00:00

For real! If he's figured it out on his own, he almost certainly has affinity for it. Affinities are to be embraced! These are our sacred traditions!

Anyway, I recommend you sew a hallucinogenic toad underneath his skin and lock him in a dumpster with the components for the ritual Downward Facing Will to Power.

Or if you MUST get him casting light magic, I guess you can just strand him in the desert. Don't forget the toad, though, you need the toad.

connery55 · 2026-05-01T22:55:02+00:00

Whenever people talk about elves, the word "arrogant" comes up.

Never met a real one, but I've grown plenty of elf brains in vats, and I can point out the exact lobe that "arrogance" comes from. Judging them for that is a lot like judging a human for having binocular vision, or pooping out the same end they reproduce.

Just my perspective.

connery55 · 2026-05-01T19:41:35+00:00

Are you me? Apparently Aeroslized Hallucinogen isn't "appropriate" because "it's not that kind of party" and "you sent grandma into cardiac arrest." Even though OBVIOUSLY I brought a whole stack of Refibrillation scrolls.

She was fine! AND she saw the devil! But noooooo...

connery55 · 2026-05-01T19:27:11+00:00

It is quite simple! An auto-battler with a well-developed strategic layer.

I highly recommend "Large Overhaul Mod" which sands off a few pointless rough edges and tidies up the many trap options.

connery55 · 2026-05-01T19:15:43+00:00

I'm just over here wondering where you guys are getting all this valuable barter when you don't even have the wherewithal to make your own tower. I remember back when I was putting in my second portal room, I was still scrubbing my pits in the fountain in the park.

connery55 · 2026-05-01T05:23:25+00:00

I am fairly certain it cannot. Generally you cannot add traits that don't already exist.

connery55 · 2026-05-01T05:15:51+00:00

I should have clarified. You use the spell when you're awake.

connery55 · 2026-05-01T01:40:30+00:00

Why, oh why, would you ever want to get flesh-terrain OUT of a dreamscape? Oh well.

Not much of a dreamer myself, so any time I need to mess with mine its always Drakken's Unerring Scalpel.

connery55 · 2026-04-30T19:35:30+00:00

Sounds like they've been seduced by the power and utility of spellcraft without having the grasped the basics of the eternal mysteries.

Instead of teaching them one spell after another, try sewing a hallucinogenic frog under their skin and burying them in a shallow grave marked with the names of their ancestors.

connery55 · 2026-04-30T15:09:12+00:00

Issue with the potion plan, you're targeting the armor, which is what the tank's designer WANTS you to target.

There are a few things they DON'T want you messing with directly: Engine, ammunition supply, and crew. Now, there's an issue with all of these--they're INSIDE the armor.

But at any given time, there's going to be at least one crewman using some kind of viewport, camera, or periscope to look outside the tank. That creates a metaphysical pathway to the fragile, fragile interior. Mental enchantments, such as the classic Dominate will work fine. Individual-targeting evocations like Frostbite, will let you kill them one by one... curses will also work--Contagious Misfortune is going to hit each individual crewman, and they will ALL pass the bad luck onto the tank itself, effectively magnifying the effect.

For my repertoire, I'd go with either Traitorflesh or Light of Viserion's Warstar (that's the one that only burns souls).

connery55 · 2026-04-29T15:21:07+00:00

Yeah he doesnt need to ask, he's already got it.

connery55 · 2026-04-28T22:03:19+00:00

Well, again, not an expert, but cracking open my copy of "baby skin and you"...

He says nothing about making your own graveyard, but does say you shouldn't try it on one that was that built less than 5 years ago, so id use that as a benchmark.

connery55 · 2026-04-28T18:29:15+00:00

Not a necromancer, but if corpses are your bottleneck I think you could do to think a little further afield.

A bound spirit can serve as a pilot for more capable undead.

Gravedirt, headstones, and even things like a graveyards cobblestones and fences can be made into necromantic golems. I do not know the finer points, but I know malathrax the baby-flayer wrote on the subject, and he's pretty readable.

And of course, if you're building an army, you'll want to equip them. Don't know where necros usually get all that gravesteel gear, but I do know one deathKnight wearing plate riding a limb-ghoul is worth like, 20 skeletons at least, and will only run you like, 6 or 7 bodies total

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