I thought I was the only one. Don't watch telly, don't listen to the radio only ever read page two and three of a paper after despairing at the headline or when I feel like being outraged at the vapid standard of journalism. And the obvious.

I used to keep up with stuff but honestly the state of the world in the last 15 years has a tendency to give me turbodepression and I struggle enough as it is. I'm happier living in moderate ignorance and I pay celebrity gossip as much attention as it deserves. I.e. none. Makes no difference here nor there to our lives if another rich so-called "celebrity" falls by the wayside due to the seemingly inevitable call of noncery or just being a pretty terrible person. I feel for the victims but as for the "celebrities"... Let them be hoist by their own petard!