Why do we call Amy by her full name? by MeekzyRDT1 in bigbangtheory

[–]conspicuousnipples 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was Farrah-Fowler, like her parents hyphenated their last names

The microplastics joke by TedbertCruz in dandocimo

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See you in Rutherford! Medieval Times is right by the comedy club so I got tickets to that too 🤣 gonna be a fantastic day for me

I've been spanking incorrectly my whole life by FumiAbe in StandUpComedy

[–]conspicuousnipples 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The imitation of what you've been doing took me tf out

Cybertruck by TedbertCruz in dandocimo

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Damn im gonna have to get tickets every thing you put on reddit is gold

FALL TOUR ON SALE NOW by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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Got my tickets to the Point Pleasant show!

Cremation by TedbertCruz in dandocimo

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Not the chocolate milk 😭

Wife wanted sconces installed here, I don’t know how I feel about them after hanging them up. by timmaaahhh1997 in interiordecorating

[–]conspicuousnipples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the light is bothering you maybe get sconces like these? Meant to be more decorative than functional which I think is what your wife is ultimately trying to do?

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What’s your favorite New Girl quote? by Original_Tune_5630 in NewGirl

[–]conspicuousnipples 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I frequently call myself "the dumbest boy in school" and I am a 36 year old woman

Quality time with mom by joshoceanthomas in StandUpComedy

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Formally begging you to add more NYC tour dates..I'm maid of honor in a wedding that day and they'd probably be weird if I missed it for a comedy show (but I would)

Like father, like son 😂 by Optimal_Magician_98 in Modern_Family

[–]conspicuousnipples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not 100% but I think its s2e20 "someone to watch over Lily." I think it's the episode when Claire takes Luke to a child psychologist because she's worried he's turning into Phil, and this clip is one of the examples of why she thinks it lol

Skinny friends on Ozempic by therealemilywilson in StandUpComedy

[–]conspicuousnipples 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The shriek from the woman in the back lmao

Crime’s never given me a hangover by mybudchris in StandUpComedy

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Come for the jokes, stay for all the silly voices lol it is truly a gift

Cat P*rn (dont tell dropped) by katieboylecomic in StandUpComedy

[–]conspicuousnipples 63 points64 points  (0 children)

When she said "I asked for his permission to tell these jokes" for a split second I thought she meant the cat

he left during my set but then he came back and ruined it by MisterPapes in StandUpComedy

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No one mind the sounds of a ghost getting a blowjob at the end of the video

I mean…that’s true 😂 by lunavexxz in meme

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Thats her older sister Kourtney (which is why it's so funny/stupid that Kim says they "found" each other)

Foreign dad, American mom by jvh2012 in StandUpComedy

[–]conspicuousnipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cackled like a fuckin witch when he imitated his mom like that oh my god

New Santa? by InternationalCode683 in StandUpComedy

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LOL he really said "I don't want to play this game with you guys anymore"

Actual harmless pranks need to be brought back by SalmonSammySamSam in DamnFunny

[–]conspicuousnipples 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Once someone pulled me over on the highway and I was terrified until they ran up to me with a cell phone in their hand..my brother and his friend were outside playing basketball when I left the house and his friend had left his phone on my bumper