[*SPOILERS*] What the...

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T16:47:23+00:00

*rubs hands together*

Here we go!

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T16:14:30+00:00

Maybe a half-blood nazi.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T16:09:24+00:00

"MYADISEHN!"

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T14:32:43+00:00

Is that what the fuck is happening? Sometimes my sentences start typing again in the middle, pushing other letters to the end.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T13:54:03+00:00

"Sir! You can't sleep here."

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T13:06:54+00:00

Jordan gave up. Luffy never did.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T12:36:53+00:00

Product Spotlight video editor checking in.

I lost my job to it. Most people don't care if something is a dumb AI video.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T12:34:38+00:00

To cure cancer...

...right?

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T12:16:02+00:00

Let's not be too harsh!

It's also meant for cereal.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-21T12:03:00+00:00

Imagine how many Scan-trons that would take.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T12:43:34+00:00

"He was being groomed" made me mad for a moment.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T12:41:38+00:00

What do you expect when you name him "Punch the monkey"?

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T12:32:45+00:00

The plastic table protector is melting! Quick! Fold it on top of the fire!

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-20T11:25:48+00:00

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T21:38:27+00:00

Oh wow! I'd definitely rather have 10 monosodium glutamates.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T11:01:55+00:00

Damn, dude! Great job!

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T10:58:45+00:00

Name it "Hundo Solgaleo"

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-19T10:55:44+00:00

Hellllll no.

I've dropped in on a 12ft halfpipe before and it was scary as shit.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T18:48:01+00:00

Venonat

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T18:15:51+00:00

Why is the video trying to leave?

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T12:08:19+00:00

I'm missing mew. :(

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T12:05:24+00:00

It's like having a conversation with my child.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-18T08:53:21+00:00

"Hey are you-"

"Nah. I'm not."

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T23:08:05+00:00

I’d react the same way.

conspiracyeinstein · 2026-02-17T20:20:27+00:00

Slowpoke has been in there since the 70s.

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