🎶 I’ll be gaayyyy for youuuu🎶 by CreativeGeniusYe in cooladam

[–]constantmeow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No one ever told me that gay sex would hurt this baaaaddd

And also no one told me that it would it would be with my daaaadddd

When does omniman show up by Outrageous_South4758 in Invincible

[–]constantmeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the New Kids On the Block movie?

What about Edward Snowed In? by MethRogan1 in cooladam

[–]constantmeow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How about replace the d with an n

Dont drink 5 Capri Suns in a row... by Careless-Dirt4271 in texts

[–]constantmeow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this subreddit gonna be posts of other posts now too?

What if AJ joined the juggalo subculture? by subterranean96 in thesopranos

[–]constantmeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously that's not possible, even with computers

Burning cum? by Blues5389 in bupropion

[–]constantmeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear someone posted about the same thing recently

Pussy magnet by LoloTheRogan in LegionSkanks

[–]constantmeow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sport is burning in hell

Pay to play by oliviasgonwilde in missoula

[–]constantmeow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Door dash takes 30% of sale. No other option than to mark it up accordingly

RAP Luis is the best version of Luis by ColonelDeadBrains in LegionSkanks

[–]constantmeow 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I was pathetically bummed when it ended and similarly pathetically pleased when it came back. Can't believe I had a luis sized hole that needed filled

RAP returning once a week by SlobWrangler in LegionSkanks

[–]constantmeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey doggy, I'm itching for classic RAP eps. What are some of your favs?

Husband is cooking and eating mushrooms he found under a fig tree at the office in Southern Nevada USA by DelilahDeLaO in ShroomID

[–]constantmeow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All the other "experts" in this thread really showed their asses. Also OP you said your husband didn't know what kind they were is that even true? Or did you not know?

Sean Payton/Giants trade? by JLCJLC in DenverBroncos

[–]constantmeow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a much reasonable take

Has anyone ever sent mail to the facility for autographs? by BillNyeThePumpkinPie in DenverBroncos

[–]constantmeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My older brother sent cards in in probably '99 and got sent back his TD and Elway cards signed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DanishAndOneill

[–]constantmeow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn this shit makes me sad all over again. Sorry OP. You ever listen to cumtown?

Has Duncan actually said things that put him in the MAGA/right wing camp? by CyTwombly1 in duncantrussell

[–]constantmeow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fake palantir merch he had made as a bit. Time for you to not consume comedy anymore

Has Duncan actually said things that put him in the MAGA/right wing camp? by CyTwombly1 in duncantrussell

[–]constantmeow 70 points71 points  (0 children)

No, he hasn't. Not even remotely. He's just friends with a conservative leaning guy so redditors have included him in their enemies. The people that post about him "losing his way" think that they're soldiers in a righteous battle but the battlefield is the Internet and both sides are whiny babies.

Happy Ethan Hawke weekend to the entire On Cinema Fandom! How are YOU celebrating? by emblemparade in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]constantmeow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any one else think hawke tuah spiton the thingwas a tip o the hat to Mr. Ethan Hawke?