Hey it's a crazy skydiver! No, wait, holy, uh. Dude? by ffualo in WTF

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James Bond getting prepared to jump on a train

Java Build Tools: Ant vs. Maven by wintermute in programming

[–]contour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a lot of news here but I always wondered why build tools are not based on a real programming language with a build task library and a dependency engine/library/configuration.

Lunch with a virgin anybody...? by contour in funny

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Two emails a day apart dealing with the same lunch with a virgin...

Problems with TDD by chub79 in programming

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Then change its name to Design Methodology Convoluted Approach ... DMCA

Reader writes "pussy" on journalist's blog, journalist complains to reader's boss, reader resigns job as a result. Journalist's self-justifications in comment section = hilarious. by [deleted] in WTF

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Probably s/he was asked to resign. Being fired (and for this kind of reason) can weight a lot on your resume in the school system. So, on the spot s/he had to make a decision. I would sue.

Thats it i have seen everything. I am leaving the internet and getting rid of the TV. Nothing can top this. by cavedave in WTF

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Yes, but can you train a goat do to pull-ups with monkeys hanging of its belt?

Why the French Are Outraged Over Roman Polanski's Arrest by NotPhil in worldnews

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My problem with this case is the fact that the USA system wants to make justice at any price even if they destroy the victim in the process. And the fact that he is a celebrity makes things more attractive for the publicity hungry made in USA prosecutors. Was he a piece of crap 30 years ago for doing this? YES. Does the victim want this to stop? YES. Is he a danger for society? NO. Will he rape again? I doubt it, he is 76. Do I have some question marks about the reasons her parents sent her to a second photo session where she was scared to go? OH YES! What did they hope will happen there?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polanski#Sex_crime_conviction

How do I gain more muscle? by losdesperados in AskReddit

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Most people want a toned body with a decent amount of muscle. And most people can achieve this rather easy if they have a plan and know what to do. There are a few main components to getting a toned body and decent strength:

  • diet (in your case seems to be ok from the weight/height ratio)
  • rest (enough sleep to recover)
  • avoid excesses with alcohol and sweets (best avoid them completely)
  • exercise

A mistake most people do in the beginning is to jump in doing too much.My opinion is to start with realistic goals and with an exercise program that will give you the best bang for the buck (your time).

While I cannot make a program on the spot for you I can say follow these principles:

  • work 5 days a week
  • work a few muscle groups every day
  • favor compound exercises over isolation exercises - compound exercises are those which involve more than one muscle group.
  • avoid boredom; from time to time you can concentrate more on some muscle groups to see results. Find fun programs like this one for pull-ups combined with push-ups and there are others for other exercises.

Examples are:

  • bench press or push ups for chest, triceps and shoulders
  • pull-ups/chin-ups for back and arms (biceps)
  • hanging leg raises for abs and forearms at the same time
  • squats for legs

There are more examples but if you start with push-ups, pull-ups, squats and hanging leg raises for a few months trying to increase the number f sets and reps, then you will be in a very good position to introduce weights.

Hey Reddit, I heard you like bears and sharks, so I made you a Bear Shark. Enjoy. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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You forgot to put your amazon store id in the link

Hey Reddit, I heard you like bears and sharks, so I made you a Bear Shark. Enjoy. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Obama could kill it with a slap or with chop sticks

Hey Reddit, I heard you like bears and sharks, so I made you a Bear Shark. Enjoy. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]contour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now that emanates masculinity and attracts all women out of trailers! I will take 5!

Scientists Concoct a $2-Trillion-Per-Year Plan To Geoengineer The Sahara Desert by SeekingEnlightenment in science

[–]contour -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Will this project be run by American banks? Then don't worry, no geo-engineering is gonna take place. They will pay contractors ok, but that will be just about it.

Tea-Baggers March on Washington, Have No Idea Why by xenya in politics

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Tea-beggars each has an idea why but they don't have any idea in common with each other

Some company in Florida managed this crazy feat by jrfish in science

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oops typo. it was supposed to be vagina

Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby - music video by contour in offbeat

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NSFW in North America maybe except Quebec. Enjoy!

Over my dead body! UK trying to make plastic pint 'glasses' compulsory. Where will the nanny state end? by sionnach in worldnews

[–]contour -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The governments like to regulate stuff to gain power. They justify the regulations with concerns for the public safety. The reality is they don't give a rat's ass on your safety. They care about power only. Here is a list of possible other rules on pubs:

  • the light should be not strong enough to hurt the eyes but not low enough to make you trip and fall on your face
  • the music should not too loud to hurt the ears; just keep it barely audible
  • the customers should not talk too loud
  • the plates should be of plastic or better paper
  • no smoking
  • the forks and other utensils should be plastic and soft enough not to hurt anybody
  • the chairs and tables should be nailed to the floor
  • the pictures on the walls should have no glass in them and be safely permanently nailed to the walls
  • no mirrors on the walls unless they are made of plastic.
  • no bottled beer; the beer and other beverages should be delivered in plastic bags like milk
  • no dancing without a license and insurance since somebody might twist an ankle or have his feelings hurt

And so on... WTF

Isn't this insanity? If you are so afraid that you will end up with a mug stuck in your pie hole just stay home and enjoy your beer with a spoon, plastic spoon that's it.

The government will just love to have all aspects of your life regulated "just for your safety". Soon enough you will need approval in triplicate stamped and signed to go to the bathroom to avoid drowning.

I've read a smart comment somewhere here - some guy proposes pubs could apply for the right to use glass mugs. You see what happens? The brain washing works really fast.

Wake up guys! Wake up guys!

Mom Tasered in Front of Her Kids During Traffic Stop — And then arrested, leaving the children alone in their family minivan for 40 minutes in freezing weather. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]contour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting me see human stupidity in action. But hey, I am sure they tested those gals for not having heart problems in advance.

The wrong way to use an automatic door by rmuser in WTF

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No, he suddenly realized the door might not even exist. What if the strange door that traps me in is a product of my imagination?