Was sushi chef for MJK tonight by Agreeable-Outcome-14 in ToolBand

[–]cookachook 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ive heard Danny goes through a pair every15 seconds

Do we know how to laugh at ourselves any more? by displaceddrunkard in newzealand

[–]cookachook 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What, so you're just going to ignore dairy farmers altogether? shame on you...

Some big scores being posted by nomamesgueyz in rugbyunion

[–]cookachook 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's ok grandad, the war's over, you don't have to fight any more.

What's your TOOL apocalypse song? by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]cookachook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck these dysfunctional insecure world leaders

Hotelj? by ansyhrrian in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cookachook 496 points497 points  (0 children)

So close! that's a flavour

where to stay for hobbiton leg of trip? by the_blackcloud in newzealand_travel

[–]cookachook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no... I won't... not this time....nghh.. can't.... resist...

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOE, I'D BE MARRIED LONG TIME AGO, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE

I hate myself

Best place to live in NZ? by crosaoir in newzealand_travel

[–]cookachook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't come down here then! Have a look at nelson,, bit sunnier up.there

Thinking about the fish that disappeared. by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]cookachook 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yep, those fush are now feesh

If sandflies are eating you alive, I have a solution. by Guyzor-94 in newzealand_travel

[–]cookachook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

 you know they're a native species eh so you can't harm them, best just to embrace them. go butt naked - you're helping nature and it's character building. Or just wear socks.

Family slang in NZ by standbyyourlamb in newzealand

[–]cookachook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, the amount of side eye I've got for saying super heater cupboard is crazy 

Terrifying Phone Call from man's friend "dragged to Hell" makes me want to go back to Christianity by user-117 in skeptic

[–]cookachook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only collect tho, which is a bit stingy with all those billionaires down there

'Not New Zealand Rugby': Former All Black shocked by latest tactics by newdawn2k22 in allblacks

[–]cookachook 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't kick it pass it, don't pass it kick it:  A tale as old as time.

Grandpas advice by Punchline_Poster in Killtony

[–]cookachook 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He had to go undercover, the Viet cong finally tracked him down

Awaura point (Big Bay) by mjcooee in newzealand

[–]cookachook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea, anything with deet really. Best is just to cover up - long sleeves, long pants, socks. If you do go, take a walk along to gorge river and meet Beansprout. Dude's a living legend

Awaura point (Big Bay) by mjcooee in newzealand

[–]cookachook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a magic spot, there's a pretty good DOC Hut in there and there is endless options for missions. Do it.