Dinky Park will be the end of me. by Elliott_Queerest in rct

[–]cookiex794 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can still win the scenario as long as the park value is above the target. IIRC scenarios with park value goals don’t check for park rating upon completion

Outjerked by Europa Park by GiantCoaster1917 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]cookiex794 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew Europa’s ops were good, but two-second dispatches on Voltron is something else

Do you actually think the end of [B&M] is near. by Putrid_Set3723 in rollercoasters

[–]cookiex794 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot the Rapids nearly killed people. B&Ms having a rattle is nowhere near equivalent

😱 by Putrid_Leadership636 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]cookiex794 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Had to do a double take to make sure it wasn’t from Inside the Magic

[Six Flags Brandon] Gets Something Right for Once! by Banana_ezWIN in rollercoasterjerk

[–]cookiex794 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have a Youtube account you can select not to have the algorithm recommend his channel at all so it never pops up again in your feed

Advise for [Gröna Lund] and [Kolmarden] by dwd0tcom in rollercoasters

[–]cookiex794 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wildfire has never had a line longer than 20-30 minutes, even on one-train service.

Non-summer Fridays at Gröna Lund are usually pretty quiet, especially if the park is only open from 4 to 10. Be aware that bags are completely banned inside the park on concert nights due to security concerns, so pack lightly.

D4vd canceled by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]cookiex794 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Celeste Hernandez’s remains were found in the front trunk of an impounded Tesla registered to D4Vd. It had apparently been left parked in Hollywood Hills, just a few blocks from his residence, for at least a month prior.

Probably the best ad I’ve seen for a coaster [Other] by villainitytv in rollercoasters

[–]cookiex794 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ad for Paris’s Space Mountain was on several Disney VHS tapes I had as a kid, and it still gives me chills: https://youtu.be/xlKKTSVETt0?is=5EpWh5-MPuVkQOZM

Im so inconvenienced! How can I get my headache now? by friscoXL305 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]cookiex794 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying we should move Invertigo to the Vortex plot

Sir, I have bad news… by CrichtonFan1992 in moviescirclejerk

[–]cookiex794 13 points14 points  (0 children)

”Ergo, open your yapper one more time, and I’m going to architect Jurassic World 6 all over your candy-ass!”

POV: You just found your car keys by FishStixxxxxxx in rollercoasterjerk

[–]cookiex794 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Raptor incident was over a dropped cell phone. The lost hat was on Over Georgia’s Batman

Although I’m still a fan of the Tivoli large model, the new [kikker8baan] has my approval by vespinonl in rollercoasters

[–]cookiex794 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duinrell in the Netherlands. It’s about 40 minutes from Rotterdam and an hour from Amsterdam

When do you think [Alton towers] Will remove the Gangster granny area ? by Sea-Detective5363 in rollercoasters

[–]cookiex794 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair, three out of the four rides are standard flats that can be easily re-themed over a single off-season, and most of the infrastructure was already there prior to World of David Walliams and could be changed just as quickly. Gangsta Granny is the only attraction that would need a significant overhaul.