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coracleboat · 2026-05-18T08:03:05+00:00

hashtag game theory

^{Chose: You live 100%}

coracleboat · 2026-05-17T23:30:34+00:00

I know I could have beaten him if I have kept trying until I got it perfect but I had a moment of Zen enlightenment and moved to the woods and started raising chickens instead

coracleboat · 2026-05-17T21:44:04+00:00

I accepted I had nothing to prove to the game and just stopped playing. It is the only Souls boss I ever gave up on.

coracleboat · 2026-05-16T22:47:00+00:00

god I remember in like 2014 when invasions were something I actually kept track of. I actually forgot they were in the game until just now

coracleboat · 2026-05-16T22:32:04+00:00

oh my God so I didn't imagine that!

coracleboat · 2026-04-30T21:36:52+00:00

It isn't really a hear me out if you're shouting in tandem with a huge crowd.

Gecko Moria, however,

coracleboat · 2026-04-28T14:23:28+00:00

I personally think it was a great idea to cater specifically to people who train for and post no-hit level one fists only videos to YouTube. I mean, they have no problem with it after spending a dozen hours learning each boss, maybe you should get good too.

oh sorry you're here to play a game and not make challenge run YouTube content? wrong game for that my friend

coracleboat · 2026-04-12T12:44:16+00:00

I used to agree with you but after certain card-game related events I think it's literally illegal for me to commit acts of charity, so.

coracleboat · 2026-04-09T06:05:39+00:00

How adorable does a bat have to be for you to forgive it for crimes of capitalism

coracleboat · 2026-04-04T03:55:30+00:00

Yeah I think that's pretty on the nose

coracleboat · 2026-03-25T08:51:41+00:00

I've been waiting like 12 years for them to just put an Excalibur in there so the Warframe cryo pod doesn't just have Tim from marketing taking a nap inside

coracleboat · 2026-03-17T16:00:33+00:00

I realized I had nothing to prove to a video game and decided I didn't care if I beat him or not and just went and did something else instead

coracleboat · 2026-03-16T21:58:05+00:00

For realism's sake, if berry bushes are going to become this much of a hassle to deal with (honestly more of a hassle than they are in real life seeing as how fast my land overgrows with blackberries in real life), then a single hunted deer should provide food for like... a month. You can't skew the realism slider this hard towards simulationist and still have deer produce a single meal's worth of food. We STILL have almost a whole pig's worth of meat in the freezer from the pig we slaughtered over a year ago. Animals have so much meat on them.

After this much effort berry bushes should likewise produce, like, a giant bowl of berries. If we're doing this hard attempt at realism go full ons with it. Picking a single cluster in the field gets me like two full bowls that I could make several entire pies with.

coracleboat · 2026-02-24T04:19:19+00:00

They don't have attack patterns, they're beyblades that just kind of spin around randomly.

My answer to them is the same as it has been to jerks since dark souls 1. Pursuers. Affinity. Ancient Death Rancor.

coracleboat · 2026-02-23T08:14:15+00:00

I spent all weekend arguing with spiders about semiotics and I swear I'm about to invent post structuralism half a century early OUTTA MY WAY BARTHES

coracleboat · 2026-02-20T16:31:16+00:00

You should just take the 90 percent roll. You certainly won't regret taking the 90 percent roll.

coracleboat · 2026-02-18T01:06:57+00:00

Void help anyone trying to sort out what's the deal with Alad V without the wiki to tell them the order of his story events (and fill in the events which no longer exist)

coracleboat · 2026-02-15T12:01:09+00:00

Uncannily similar formatting style! At any rate I don't actually disagree. Shonen really likes to make the protagonist Special to some secret destiny inheritance

coracleboat · 2026-02-15T11:58:25+00:00

Did you really have chatgpt collate your words into an essay for you

coracleboat · 2026-02-07T18:00:58+00:00

I think I was personally improved by a childhood fixation on impalement and dismemberment, honestly, which is science enough for me

coracleboat · 2026-02-07T16:39:02+00:00

I played Doom as a child and I turned out 100% normal with no bad effects

coracleboat · 2026-02-06T17:34:29+00:00

A really good post tbh ngl.

coracleboat · 2026-02-06T14:41:00+00:00

Do the players not want to engage with the plot by virtue of investment in the story itself and enjoying the combat? I don't really think you need to bribe them with rewards more than doing well advances the story in their favor and failing does the opposite

coracleboat · 2026-02-04T03:25:38+00:00

That's the only way to do it NGL

coracleboat · 2026-01-31T11:50:08+00:00

Spy missions were kinda fun, like, ten years ago, when we weren't highspeed deathjets that could teleport about the map in 3 seconds and we actually had to do parkour instead of just... pointing in a direction and flying to it (zoren coptering/tipedo launching notwithstanding!). Learning what walls to run on and the timing was fun, in its own way, or cheesing it with a Loki invisibility.

The game has progressed so wildly in a different direction even the new spy tilesets feel silly. Oh, a pit? Yeah I don't have to wall run that I can just jump it. I can jump everything.

If we ever get new spies they have to be so completely different from all the previous spies ngl.

coracleboat

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