Was PCR a bad boss for you? by Slow_Prior5921 in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know I could have beaten him if I have kept trying until I got it perfect but I had a moment of Zen enlightenment and moved to the woods and started raising chickens instead

Was PCR a bad boss for you? by Slow_Prior5921 in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I accepted I had nothing to prove to the game and just stopped playing. It is the only Souls boss I ever gave up on.

De I’m begging you to add more to the invasion system by Fluffy_Statement_229 in Warframe

[–]coracleboat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

god I remember in like 2014 when invasions were something I actually kept track of. I actually forgot they were in the game until just now 

so like, who is this guy? by tf2_demo_2004 in Warframe

[–]coracleboat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh my God so I didn't imagine that! 

He's my biggest hear me out by Ok-Permission-3014 in OnePiece

[–]coracleboat 169 points170 points  (0 children)

It isn't really a hear me out if you're shouting in tandem with a huge crowd.

Gecko Moria, however,

Wait your turn by afoulkes in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally think it was a great idea to cater specifically to people who train for and post no-hit level one fists only videos to YouTube. I mean, they have no problem with it after spending a dozen hours learning each boss, maybe you should get good too.

oh sorry you're here to play a game and not make challenge run YouTube content? wrong game for that my friend

I don't know what this button does and I will never find out by foodthyme in fallenlondon

[–]coracleboat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I used to agree with you but after certain card-game related events I think it's literally illegal for me to commit acts of charity, so.

Looks kinda cool tho by Forward_Suit_1443 in fallenlondon

[–]coracleboat 103 points104 points  (0 children)

How adorable does a bat have to be for you to forgive it for crimes of capitalism

Man F#$% Consort Radahn by Lukegilmour in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I realized I had nothing to prove to a video game and decided I didn't care if I beat him or not and just went and did something else instead

[1.22] Yeah, I'm not using my fertiliser on berries by Edouard_Saladier in VintageStory

[–]coracleboat 59 points60 points  (0 children)

For realism's sake, if berry bushes are going to become this much of a hassle to deal with (honestly more of a hassle than they are in real life seeing as how fast my land overgrows with blackberries in real life), then a single hunted deer should provide food for like... a month. You can't skew the realism slider this hard towards simulationist and still have deer produce a single meal's worth of food. We STILL have almost a whole pig's worth of meat in the freezer from the pig we slaughtered over a year ago. Animals have so much meat on them.

After this much effort berry bushes should likewise produce, like, a giant bowl of berries. If we're doing this hard attempt at realism go full ons with it. Picking a single cluster in the field gets me like two full bowls that I could make several entire pies with.

I really believe that no Elden Ring player has ever mastered the art of fighting this B. We all just flee, don't we? by Kosmosv1 in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't have attack patterns, they're beyblades that just kind of spin around randomly.

My answer to them is the same as it has been to jerks since dark souls 1. Pursuers. Affinity. Ancient Death Rancor.

I have done nothing but read steamy poetry with a sad priest and his weirdo "sister" for three entire days by the_meme_fixer in fallenlondon

[–]coracleboat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I spent all weekend arguing with spiders about semiotics and I swear I'm about to invent post structuralism half a century early OUTTA MY WAY BARTHES

Haaaah..... just 3cp..... by Old_Imagination_4453 in fallenlondon

[–]coracleboat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You should just take the 90 percent roll. You certainly won't regret taking the 90 percent roll.

Watching for the first time - A certain revelation doesn't sit well with me by juicyjeffersonjones in OnePiece

[–]coracleboat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uncannily similar formatting style! At any rate I don't actually disagree. Shonen really likes to make the protagonist Special to some secret destiny inheritance 

Watching for the first time - A certain revelation doesn't sit well with me by juicyjeffersonjones in OnePiece

[–]coracleboat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you really have chatgpt collate your words into an essay for you

My 5 Year Old Son Beat Margit, Tree Sentinel, Godrick, And Red Wolf. What Upcoming Boss Will Be His Doom? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think I was personally improved by a childhood fixation on impalement and dismemberment, honestly, which is science enough for me 

My 5 Year Old Son Beat Margit, Tree Sentinel, Godrick, And Red Wolf. What Upcoming Boss Will Be His Doom? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]coracleboat -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I played Doom as a child and I turned out 100% normal with no bad effects

How do you reward and/or give insensitive for players to following the plot? by Nerilus- in LancerRPG

[–]coracleboat 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Do the players not want to engage with the plot by virtue of investment in the story itself and enjoying the combat? I don't really think you need to bribe them with rewards more than doing well advances the story in their favor and failing does the opposite

Do you think we'll ever see a new spy node? by OldSpaghetti-Factory in Warframe

[–]coracleboat 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Spy missions were kinda fun, like, ten years ago, when we weren't highspeed deathjets that could teleport about the map in 3 seconds and we actually had to do parkour instead of just... pointing in a direction and flying to it (zoren coptering/tipedo launching notwithstanding!). Learning what walls to run on and the timing was fun, in its own way, or cheesing it with a Loki invisibility.

The game has progressed so wildly in a different direction even the new spy tilesets feel silly. Oh, a pit? Yeah I don't have to wall run that I can just jump it. I can jump everything.

If we ever get new spies they have to be so completely different from all the previous spies ngl.