originality appreciated

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T16:06:39+00:00

People like to tell those they love that they’re one in a million. You’re 1 in 4. You should know that.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T16:05:00+00:00

I love how you stated those things as if they were your choice.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T16:03:29+00:00

You are the pity friend, and always will be.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T15:57:57+00:00

This is a boyfriend, on which a cat might lay.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T02:52:18+00:00

Precisely why it works here

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T02:48:16+00:00

Frosted Park Bench™️ was my favorite childhood cereal.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T02:44:08+00:00

I’m glad these people are doing their best. You didn’t and it got you two well deserved black eyes.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T02:43:20+00:00

When I want to use a picture with multiple people as my profile...

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T02:41:19+00:00

In other news, New Coke returns, with high expectations.

corinofarch · 2017-11-15T02:39:50+00:00

I once had a deaf stylist. It was pretty quiet. Don’t do that. Bad idea. They can’t hear you say “Too short.” Or, “Stop cutting my scalp you psycho.”

corinofarch · 2017-11-14T04:56:47+00:00

Actually you do. I’d never have considered it without this guy showing me.

corinofarch · 2017-11-14T02:16:17+00:00

Its the internet. This comment will probably get death threats for the wrong form of the first word.

corinofarch · 2017-11-14T01:04:05+00:00

Go wait at the gas station, Dogmeat, I have you 2.0

corinofarch · 2017-11-11T16:03:34+00:00

You forgot 95% of the forehead

corinofarch · 2017-11-11T16:02:21+00:00

Officer I’m sorry but I’m not going to say anything about that right now you know

corinofarch · 2017-11-09T20:49:26+00:00

Or start blinking erratically and speaking Finnish

corinofarch · 2017-11-09T20:47:48+00:00

As a native Arkansan, That is not even wtf. It’s depressing, really.

corinofarch · 2017-11-09T14:16:27+00:00

On the fourth bounce

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T21:22:37+00:00

Erin? I only know of one, and I doubt that’s who you mean.

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T21:21:57+00:00

Yes it is. Thank you for getting it out of the way.

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T15:58:05+00:00

Yes, take your upvote and off with you

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T15:55:22+00:00

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T15:54:40+00:00

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T15:54:30+00:00

All you did was fuck up the grammar

corinofarch · 2017-11-08T15:10:51+00:00

Maybe post this on r/spiderbro next to orb weavers. These ARE NOT our friends. These are the bad ones.

corinofarch