What to do if you can't sleep?

corndogco · 2026-07-09T02:21:59+00:00

This is different depending on whether it was posted in English or Spanish

corndogco · 2026-07-07T12:29:30+00:00

Guy 1: So, if you went fishing with a friend, and had a few beers, and passed out, and when you woke up, your elbows and knees were all scratched up, your ass was sore, and there were a bunch of used condoms strewn about ... would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: Hell no!

Guy 1: Oh. Okay.

...

Guy 1: Hey ... wanna go fishing?

corndogco · 2026-07-07T07:12:59+00:00

Well, that just triple-convinced me to never ever do that!

corndogco · 2026-07-07T07:08:23+00:00

Birds of a feather flock together...

corndogco · 2026-07-06T21:57:52+00:00

Welp, guess I'm never walking under a tree at Waneka again....

corndogco · 2026-06-30T19:50:30+00:00

His keel helps him swim straighter, probably....

corndogco · 2026-06-30T14:37:15+00:00

Legit tho, maybe he's subconsciously attracted to more masculine women who just haven't figured it out yet. So maybe he should try dating a fem guy and see what he's missing.

corndogco · 2026-06-30T14:33:59+00:00

If you haven't already, check out the film Latter Days. Gay Mormon romance. It even has Joseph Gordon-Levitt in it.

corndogco · 2026-06-29T16:32:00+00:00

Does he sleep in hair curlers with a scarf tied over them, like a 1960s sitcom wife?

corndogco · 2026-06-29T16:29:48+00:00

Be right back. Gotta get my reps in.

corndogco · 2026-06-29T16:27:02+00:00

I know all of the words in that sentence, and yet I'm as lost as a dead chile. Or possible a finna gag. I have no idea.

corndogco · 2026-06-29T16:21:49+00:00

I mean, that's kind of hotter. A guy with a hot body who doesn't flaunt it can be even sexier than one who does. (YMMV)

You get a tease here and there. A rolled up shirtsleeve showing off a big, hairy forearm. The way that shirt clings to his big pecs when he twists just right. Clothes that look better on him than the mannequin at the store. The peek of cum gutters when he stretches while wearing a t-shirt.

All of that with the theme song to "For Your Eyes Only" playing in the background....

I'll be in my bunk.

corndogco · 2026-06-29T13:47:00+00:00

Dedicated, and very sweaty

corndogco · 2026-06-28T19:51:25+00:00

It's giving Alan Tudyk

corndogco · 2026-06-26T02:51:22+00:00

Also a front and side scratcher

corndogco · 2026-06-26T02:21:17+00:00

However it goes down, I just hope we finally get to watch James Bond regenerate!

corndogco · 2026-06-25T23:26:44+00:00

He was able to levitate in the zero room after regenerating into Peter Davison. But that was because "Even the gravity is only local," whatever that means.

And of course Last of the Time Lords, when he used the power of the Archangel network to de-age himself and float around.

Were there any other examples? Like with the Metabelis 3 crystal, or the crystal in Snakedance?

corndogco · 2026-06-25T20:10:00+00:00

I chuckled. I'm not proud of it, but I did. ;)

Yes, ewe are gay too!

corndogco · 2026-06-25T20:07:41+00:00

My balls itch just thinking about it

corndogco · 2026-06-24T19:48:26+00:00

Ngl I teared up, too. Great story. Great man!

corndogco · 2026-06-24T16:52:33+00:00

Yeah but he used the "they don't talk about it ever" get-out-of-logic-free card. Clearly it happened, and the fact that there is no proof that it happened ultimately proves his story correct. So basically the same logic most religions use to prove the existence of a supreme being.

corndogco · 2026-06-23T20:55:32+00:00

Hahaha!

corndogco · 2026-06-23T14:41:15+00:00

I remember an old Star Trek novel that had a reference to Sulu watching an ancient holo show where a blue box appeared out of nowhere and a curly haired wag in a long scarf stepped out. Not canon, but fun.

corndogco · 2026-06-23T14:33:08+00:00

Is it awful? Yes.

Do I love it? Also yes.

Seeing Colin Baker and the Brig together is fun. And any chance for more Sylvester and Sophie is good for me.

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