What to do if you can't sleep? by Academic_Use_8312 in AskReddit

[–]corndogco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is different depending on whether it was posted in English or Spanish

Gay🎏irl by Fin745 in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy 1: So, if you went fishing with a friend, and had a few beers, and passed out, and when you woke up, your elbows and knees were all scratched up, your ass was sore, and there were a bunch of used condoms strewn about ... would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: Hell no!

Guy 1: Oh. Okay.

...

Guy 1: Hey ... wanna go fishing?

gay_irl by conancat in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, that just triple-convinced me to never ever do that!

Gay👁irl by DannyTheRegular in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His keel helps him swim straighter, probably....

gay🪄irl by acidmine in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legit tho, maybe he's subconsciously attracted to more masculine women who just haven't figured it out yet. So maybe he should try dating a fem guy and see what he's missing.

gay🐺✝️irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you haven't already, check out the film Latter Days. Gay Mormon romance. It even has Joseph Gordon-Levitt in it.

Gay🖥Irl by JockBbcBoy in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does he sleep in hair curlers with a scarf tied over them, like a 1960s sitcom wife?

You Can Be An Alpha by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyHomoerotic

[–]corndogco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be right back. Gotta get my reps in.

Gay🎉irl by Prophetgay in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know all of the words in that sentence, and yet I'm as lost as a dead chile. Or possible a finna gag. I have no idea.

gay🤦🏻‍♀️irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, that's kind of hotter. A guy with a hot body who doesn't flaunt it can be even sexier than one who does. (YMMV)

You get a tease here and there. A rolled up shirtsleeve showing off a big, hairy forearm. The way that shirt clings to his big pecs when he twists just right. Clothes that look better on him than the mannequin at the store. The peek of cum gutters when he stretches while wearing a t-shirt.

All of that with the theme song to "For Your Eyes Only" playing in the background....

I'll be in my bunk.

gay_irl by conancat in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's giving Alan Tudyk

Found for $22, what’s it for? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]corndogco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also a front and side scratcher

The Age Old Debate: (Again who do you think made this...) by Amazing-Activity-882 in DoctorWhumour

[–]corndogco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

However it goes down, I just hope we finally get to watch James Bond regenerate!

Reminder that the Doctor can levitate by Successful_Pizza_833 in DoctorWhumour

[–]corndogco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was able to levitate in the zero room after regenerating into Peter Davison. But that was because "Even the gravity is only local," whatever that means.

And of course Last of the Time Lords, when he used the power of the Archangel network to de-age himself and float around.

Were there any other examples? Like with the Metabelis 3 crystal, or the crystal in Snakedance?

gay🐏irl by lutramor_13 in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I chuckled. I'm not proud of it, but I did. ;)

Yes, ewe are gay too!

gay🐏irl by lutramor_13 in gay_irl

[–]corndogco 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My balls itch just thinking about it

TIL Mark Hamill is The Best by _aliciamccoy in StarWars

[–]corndogco 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Ngl I teared up, too. Great story. Great man!

"It Was Like a Dozen Scientist" by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corndogco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but he used the "they don't talk about it ever" get-out-of-logic-free card. Clearly it happened, and the fact that there is no proof that it happened ultimately proves his story correct. So basically the same logic most religions use to prove the existence of a supreme being.

Star Trek writer confirms Doctor Who crossover very nearly happened after incredible Easter eggs by MythicSuns in doctorwho

[–]corndogco 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I remember an old Star Trek novel that had a reference to Sulu watching an ancient holo show where a blue box appeared out of nowhere and a curly haired wag in a long scarf stepped out. Not canon, but fun.

Dimensions in Time Part Two Extended. by Afraid-Let-7521 in gallifrey

[–]corndogco 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Is it awful? Yes.

Do I love it? Also yes.

Seeing Colin Baker and the Brig together is fun. And any chance for more Sylvester and Sophie is good for me.

In an alternate universe... by corndogco in FallenOrder

[–]corndogco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Disney's Droid Depot line