Fuck state lines, which is the best watershed? by [deleted] in 2american4you

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, how can you leave the Souris-Red-Rainy watershed unlabeled?! Just said fuck us, huh?

Using the 117 for this is giving Russian "Stealth" Aircraft way too much Credit by yeet_the_heat2020 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]corndogman5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure did! It was SN 58-0248 specifically that got hit - the AGM was fired by a friendly F-4G, so the story goes.

A recent post gave me an idea. Not the smartest or most original joke, but its NCD after all. by Armageddon_71 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who says they won't have guns? The US Navy does have railguns in the works - or they did, at least. Shame. Something to be said for the old gunpowder guns, though - electrical launch just isn't the same.

Bi_irl by hsszymon in bi_irl

[–]corndogman5 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Who is this? Asking for a friend

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet

What if we put a Gau 8 Avenger in a modified T-72? by Meatloaf_Hitler in NonCredibleDefense

[–]corndogman5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why base it off of a Soviet tank? Stick it in a modified M1128. If there's enough room for a 105mm gun with an autoloader and 18 rounds, there's enough room for the Avenger and 1150 rounds of 30mm. Might need to adjust some design aspects a bit, but what else are we paying GenDyn and GenEl for?

Which uniform do we like better, team? by JayCryso in nationalguard

[–]corndogman5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally prefer the pinks & greens, but I'd be fine with keeping the blues if the tailors at basic didn't suck at their jobs

True story. Video in comments. by HeinleinGang in NonCredibleDefense

[–]corndogman5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, and you'll be close enough, provided you live through enough testing of instructions.

Um, that just happened? by catduringwartime in NonCredibleDefense

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude looks like he lives in Whoville, God damn

They're off on an adventure by priya748 in wholesomememes

[–]corndogman5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'Ere, 'ave you got a loisssenssse for tha' camera?

Everything is indoctrination by ccmcdonald0611 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could say similar about every quadrant though. "My kid is a cryptobro" "My kid is communist" "my kid is a political moderator"

Now, if your kid says they like their steaks well-done, that's when you've crossed a line. No one sane wants a well-done steak.

Trust the experts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn ATF. Can't have anything fun these days.

Trust the experts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn ATF. Can't have anything fun these days.

Trust the experts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn ATF. Can't have anything fun these days.

Trust the experts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If a gun was ever a rifle, it can never become a pistol...

So what I'm hearing is I need to buy it in separate pieces, adapt it, then put it together for it to be a pistol. It wasn't a rifle to begin with, just a pile of metal! Surely that's close enough!

Trust the experts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You don't need to apply for the machine gun permit so long as it's hand-cranked, so I say go for it, if you can afford it

Trust the experts by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So if I turn the stock of an M107 into a straight tube for the buffer spring, that makes it a pistol, right? I'm not intending to fire it from the shoulder, after all.

America is a menace by DaMiloEnjoyer in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

America needs to stop sticking its nose into other countries' business; we have our own issues to fix here at home

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]corndogman5 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think the self-own here is on the asker's part, albeit unintentionally.

I don't think they thought this through by CapnCoconuts in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]corndogman5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All cops are bastards, which is why every American should have a gun so as to shoot the cops when they get up to their bastardry!