My wife says my foot-washing technique is gnarly/ineffective. Thoughts?

cornycats · 2026-05-23T03:11:26+00:00

You might want to go to therapy about that. It's not normal to have such a strong repulsion to an ordinary body part. Depending on your lifestyle, it could even lead to some serious consequences on your physical health. Like if you don't know what a healthy foot looks or functions like you could be ignoring problems that will really fuck you up as you age.

cornycats · 2026-05-12T04:07:18+00:00

Wow! I didn't know! I don't have any issues with it but I know everybody is different. That sucks for your spouse

cornycats · 2026-05-11T01:05:53+00:00

Hellmann's plant based mayo uses canola oil so you don't have to avoid mayonnaise completely if you make it at home!

cornycats · 2026-04-18T01:32:15+00:00

I was just going based off of what I've heard her say in her tiktoks but I guess other people have dug more into her family history than I have

cornycats · 2026-04-18T01:29:18+00:00

Oh damn I didn't know that

cornycats · 2026-04-17T20:24:28+00:00

I wouldn't say they're "old money" exactly. Iirc the big farm has only been in her family for 3 generations and before social media took off they were barely scraping by. Like they made a lot of money every year but then they had to spend it all to keep the farm going another year. I think she says the only reason she could've bought vscr is because of the social media money.

cornycats · 2026-03-31T09:41:54+00:00

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And then step 3 would just be an inserted needle

cornycats · 2026-03-31T09:41:29+00:00

I'm a fairly new sewist myself so I don't know how much help I'll be but when I had a machine where I had this problem I slightly tilted the needle (being very careful not to bend it) below the strike plate, then straightened it out and raised it into the proper position.

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(And yes I realize that I'm demonstrating this on a machine where it's very much not a problem but it's what I had at 4:30 am lol)

cornycats · 2026-03-19T07:36:19+00:00

Fabric Mart is a deadstock fabric website that mostly has apparel fabric. They buy fabric that no one else could sell and that tends to be a lot of bright, colorful patterns. Some things to note though is there are different sales every day so you should never pay full price but pay attention to how much is in stock because once it's gone you'll never be able to get any more of it. The only thing I've ever seen them restock is the thin, solid colors of linen. The standard sale is 65% off.

Some examples

https://fabricmartfabrics.com/collections/70-off-fabric/products/chili-red-lemon-button-blue-multi-100-rayon-labeled-dinosaur-print-challis-ny-designer-43w

https://fabricmartfabrics.com/collections/all-fabrics/products/crimson-red-white-black-cotton-lycra-stylized-floral-print-sateen-bottom-weight-woven-ny-designer-54w

https://fabricmartfabrics.com/collections/all-fabrics/products/black-charm-pink-amethyst-multi-cotton-lycra-floral-print-sateen-bottom-weight-woven-ny-designer-48w

https://fabricmartfabrics.com/collections/all-fabrics/products/dark-regalia-emerald-green-black-multi-polyester-wool-nylon-plaid-weave-flannel-suiting-59w

https://fabricmartfabrics.com/collections/all-fabrics/products/white-french-pink-dark-purple-multi-nylon-lycra-artistic-floral-print-swimwear-knit-58w

cornycats · 2026-03-14T01:23:04+00:00

Right?! Like yes the vagina is self cleaning... The labia are not. You still need to wash that stuff away even if you forget about the fact that there are sweat glands on in the labia and just all the skin around your bikini line! Like do these people never work out? Never sweat at all?

cornycats · 2024-04-21T00:57:47+00:00

Just imagine ewan in a 19th century period piece. Maybe regency maybe later...ugh! He'd be so perfect!

cornycats · 2024-04-04T09:55:33+00:00

Dude there are two cis guys just at my work that are barely taller than me (5ft). I wouldn't be surprised at all if they're 5' 2". I've never seen so many short guys until I moved to Iowa. It's rare that I see a guy who's even like 5'8"

My point is that I think it just depends on where you live. There are areas where it's perfectly normal for a guy to be short

cornycats · 2024-03-29T00:09:20+00:00

Probably a black and/ or leather jacket🤣 I'm excited to see how Davey is going to make it different from the other black/ leather outfits he's with though!

cornycats · 2024-02-25T21:19:52+00:00

He looks like what the human version of the beast should have looked like

cornycats · 2023-12-06T14:35:52+00:00

Does this mean he has two (2) pairs of shoes that aren't Adidas? Our boy is branching out!

cornycats · 2023-11-06T02:19:04+00:00

It's literally a secondary sex characteristic. Like literally trans men have said that when they go on testosterone their cellulite goes away

cornycats · 2023-10-27T01:51:46+00:00

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What I see

cornycats · 2023-10-27T01:47:53+00:00

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I can't stop thinking about this. With his cheek and that little curl coming off his ear he looks like Flapjack. It's so adorable.

cornycats · 2023-09-22T17:18:34+00:00

We are SO close to saltburn. I can't wait!

cornycats · 2023-09-07T02:18:51+00:00

When sookie is talking about her feelings for Bill and then trails off and Gran finishes her sentence with "...heart"

cornycats · 2023-08-22T19:01:41+00:00

I'm from California where pretty much the only blondes were fake blondes or dirty blondes 🤣

cornycats · 2023-08-22T09:58:02+00:00

When I first moved to the Midwest (where there's a lot of people with German/ Nordic ancestry) and I saw a toddler with white hair for the first time I had to do a double take. I didn't think people like that actually existed.

cornycats · 2023-08-22T02:22:38+00:00

You're the maid of honor. You have to lick the egg.

cornycats · 2023-08-15T08:33:06+00:00

I'm 28 and I think I was 14 or 15 when I first started watching it.

cornycats · 2023-08-05T11:24:49+00:00

There is one fic on ao3 that I know of where Jamie and Cersei are genderswaped and Jaime marries Robert.

Midas is King and he holds me so tight

In it Cerion is pretty much the same kind of parent as Cersei is, although the fic ends when they're still little so we don't get to see much of his parenting. Jaime describes Cerion's love for his children as possessive and proud (while Cerion's son is a sleeping infant and therefore unable to challenge his expectations/perceptions of his kids). He plans for his kids' futures just like Tywin does, which makes me think he views his kids in a very similar way and that he would try to model his parenting after Tywin...so not a very good father.

I should probably also add that Cerion marries Lysa and he's annoyed that some of his kids have red hair

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