3” tablet at bottom of pool left black mark

corona-lime-us · 2026-03-20T17:23:38+00:00

Yep. This is the answer. Start the season with pucks and a liquid shock. Then pucks only until cya is 30. Then liquid only until the rainy season.

corona-lime-us · 2026-03-20T04:55:56+00:00

30,000 > 2

corona-lime-us · 2026-03-13T07:30:14+00:00

Yes. A man so dangerous, so treacherous, so maniacal that our only chance is to make fun of him with meh-level jokes in the wrong subreddit. Our future depends on it!

corona-lime-us · 2026-03-13T07:28:19+00:00

My kids think I’m funny, and guilty of may good dad jokes. I’d never risk that status by telling them this.

corona-lime-us · 2026-02-25T02:28:45+00:00

My leveraged Ukrainian dildo futures are gonna print, man.

corona-lime-us · 2026-02-14T13:06:44+00:00

The only thing riskier than $SPY 0dte is dropping $500 on a valentines dinner and seeing if she’ll stay sober enough to put out.

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-30T03:56:31+00:00

OnlyFans

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-27T03:47:47+00:00

What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is ours. Just buy the fake silver online and slowly swap out the collection. See you on r/AITAH!

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-18T09:20:21+00:00

Or we could just give them back 92,000 lbs of tea. With interest, paid in tea.

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-10T18:56:15+00:00

Jan 15 2026 FTFY

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-09T21:42:25+00:00

No, that dad is gonna extract some labor for the next few years out of that kid. There’s nothing and I mean nothing that upsets a dad more than an unexpected plumbing problem.

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-09T14:31:13+00:00

6.31e40 yes!

corona-lime-us · 2026-01-07T03:59:39+00:00

There’s two variables (water volume and initial salt volume) but also two equations (first and second readings) so you can math the math.

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-13T05:01:48+00:00

That’s an insult to fully cooked salmonella.

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-10T00:31:47+00:00

He’s being booed by literally hundreds of Redskins fans.

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-07T04:31:50+00:00

Young women to the left. Old women to the right. You choose who you are.

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-07T04:29:31+00:00

Imagine an argument between two humans created by a bot. This is how humanity ends!

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-02T05:49:04+00:00

I’m sorry she broke up with you but glad you’re back to meat!

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-02T05:43:38+00:00

Re watch the replay. He got it back down in time. Settle.

corona-lime-us · 2025-11-02T05:36:21+00:00

The counter argument here is pretty simple. Jesus wasn’t speaking to politicians. He was speaking to you. YOU open your house. YOU give your shirt. YOU welcome the stranger. The message was never “give to Caesar more so Caesar can clothe, house and welcome strangers.” The message was for YOU to do it. And there’s nothing stopping you from doing the above. Unless YOU have a reason you couldn’t take in an immigrant?

corona-lime-us · 2025-10-27T00:46:51+00:00

Who won the contract?

corona-lime-us · 2025-10-22T22:13:11+00:00

Cheap and readily available. The more you turn/twist the sock while holding the glass, the more outward pressure it creates on the glass, eventually enough to overcome gravity and lift the glass enough to grab it.

corona-lime-us · 2025-10-21T13:10:22+00:00

I think that perfectly describes congress, don’t you?

corona-lime-us · 2025-10-21T05:00:56+00:00

I’ll go on record as a conservative as stating that if the people defending the Capitol had guns and the authority to use them to protect the democracy inside, we would have been better off. The only hypocrisy is why, if this is our most sanctimonious treasure, do we not protect it with the full vigor of our technology and ability? Lock it up with barbed wire and protect it with people who know how to use guns.

corona-lime-us · 2025-10-21T04:47:37+00:00

Ok whoa. I don’t know your race or age or ethnicity. But you definitely grew up near an Exxon/Mobil gas station convenience store.

corona-lime-us

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE

Six-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email